{"id":19615,"date":"2021-04-14T05:40:08","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T04:40:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19615"},"modified":"2021-04-14T06:48:47","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T05:48:47","slug":"am-luat-cu-asalt-puburile-si-am-baut-o-bere-acasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19615","title":{"rendered":"Am luat cu asalt puburile \u0219i-am b\u0103ut o bere. Acas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Spre deosebire de Rom\u00e2nia, care ia cu asalt ATI-ul \u0219i se selecteaz\u0103, care cum prinde, cu oxigen hiperbaric, sau ventila\u021bie manual\u0103, bag\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia oxigen \u00een ei p\u00e2n\u0103 mor, \u00een UK lumea e pe relaxare, gata – ultimul lockdown s-a terminat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spre deosebire de rom\u00e2ni, care fac nazuri , c\u0103 vor vaccin din \u0103la bunul \u0219i bere din aia proast\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia aici nu fac nazuri, dac\u0103 altceva nu g\u0103sesc, bag\u0103 \u0219i vaccin mai prost \u0219i bere mai bun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum ziceam s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, luni s-au deschis ber\u0103riile \u0219i-am zis c\u0103 merg s\u0103 rup covidul pe genunchi. Dac\u0103 \u0219i domnul prim-ministru a anun\u021bat c\u0103 merge la o bere<\/a>, s\u0103 mergem to\u021bi, zic. Sprijinim economia local\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dar rezervare nu am f\u0103cut , c\u0103 m-am g\u00e2ndit eu c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 fie plin ochi \u0219i dac\u0103 o s\u0103 fie, poate nu vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi dau coate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 diminea\u021ba ningea (12 aprilie, lumee!) \u0219i era c\u00e2t p-aici s\u0103 strice petrecerea,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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dup\u0103 amiaz\u0103 s-au topit tot \u0219i a r\u0103s\u0103rit soarele. La 5 jumate am l\u0103sat dracu’ munca, am luat so\u021bia de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i haida s\u0103 bem ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Juma’ de or\u0103 pe jos p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een satul vecin la “Th e Cunning Man”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Am dat bun\u0103-ziua la g\u00e2\u0219te \u0219i mi-am v\u0103zut de drum, c\u0103 nu era timp de pierdut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ajuns la fa\u021ba locului, am v\u0103zut c\u0103 lumea furase startul. Luni, b\u0103 , la 6 seara. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 lucre toat\u0103 lumea “de acas\u0103”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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S-au organizat frumos , cu bar afar\u0103, au mai pus mese, s\u0103 plac\u0103 la toat\u0103 lumea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum eu nu m-am organizat cu o rezervare m-au trimis \u00eenapoi acas\u0103 c\u0103 erau rezerva\u021bi complet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Noi nu am plecat acas\u0103 a\u0219a cu una cu dou\u0103, am luat autobuzul cu covizi c\u0103tre centru. Nu era plin, nici gol, nici toat\u0103 lumea nu purta m\u0103\u0219ti, ca \u00een UK a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La zerodegrees era tot plin, a\u0219a c\u0103 plm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Zic c\u0103 s\u0103 dau un ochi pe falez\u0103, la terasele de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Oracle. \u0218i acolo plin ochi. N-aveai unde s\u0103 bei o bere nici \u00een picioare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De asta merge b\u0103i treaba in \u021bara asta. \u00ce\u021bi spune prim ministrul s\u0103 ie\u0219i la bere, nu stai la discu\u021bii, faci rezervare \u0219i sus\u021bii economia local\u0103. Toat\u0103 lumea se conformeaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C\u00e2t despre noi. Gen, mai sunt zile, prin mai, \u00eencolo, c\u0103 momentan avem ni\u0219te trebi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Spre deosebire de Rom\u00e2nia, care ia cu asalt ATI-ul \u0219i se selecteaz\u0103, care cum prinde, cu oxigen hiperbaric, sau ventila\u021bie manual\u0103, bag\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia oxigen \u00een…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19610,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,3111,1594],"tags":[4401,3796,4400,4402],"class_list":["post-19615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-reading","category-uk","tag-bere-reading-uk","tag-covid-19","tag-relaxare-2021","tag-ultimul-lockdown"],"views":1848,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/the-cunning-man-12-april7154014165176314860.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-56n","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19615"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19619,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19615\/revisions\/19619"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}