{"id":19682,"date":"2021-05-05T04:52:00","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T03:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19682"},"modified":"2021-05-05T06:46:02","modified_gmt":"2021-05-05T05:46:02","slug":"pentru-ca-taxe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19682","title":{"rendered":"Pentru c\u0103 taxe"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Sun la prim\u0103rie ca s\u0103 le spun c\u0103, domnilor, mi-a\u021bi trimis o foaie la o adres\u0103 c\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc taxe. Uite asta. Am cump\u0103rat io casa aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Bun, p\u0103i da, da\u021bi-ne contul \u0219i s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ho, stai a\u0219a u\u0219or, c\u0103 eu nu locuiesc \u00eenc\u0103 acolo, c\u0103 stau \u00eenc\u0103 pe chirie la alt\u0103 adres\u0103 tot \u00een ora\u0219ul vostru \u0219i pl\u0103tesc taxe \u0219i acolo. \u0218i c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu se poate s-o lua\u021bi mai u\u0219or cu taxele \u0103lea, sta\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 mut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nex, nu mai facem discounturi pe baza asta din 2019 .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce dragu\u021b, to’ma’ de c\u00e2nd m-am mutat eu la voi, futu-v\u0103-n gur\u0103, n-am vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 duc eu \u00een Suedia sau \u00een Germania ( ca s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc \u0219i mai multe taxe), nu? Eh a\u0219a \u00eemi trebuie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103, da, c\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 mut mai repede, c\u0103 n-am niciun motiv s\u0103 ocup dou\u0103 case, nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ba da, f\u0103, vaco, am , c\u0103 pe aia cump\u0103rat-o trebuie s-o repar mai \u00eent\u00e2i, fute-v-a\u0219 dumnezeii \u00een pizd\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i s-o repara\u021bi c\u00e2t mai repede. C\u00e2t mai sta\u021bi la adresa asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u00e2n\u0103 la jum\u0103tatea lui Iulie, FMM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i nu, n-am cum s-o repar c\u00e2t mai repede, c\u0103 pe cine \u00eentreb mai degrab\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00eenapoi dac\u0103 poate s\u0103 m\u0103 programeze prin octombrie-noiembrie. Am g\u0103sit trei echipe, din care dou\u0103 au vent s\u0103 vad\u0103 deja \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 a\u0219tept oferta, restul muie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 s-au dus pulii imigran\u021bii care lucrau \u00een construc\u021bii \u0219i \u00een general retorica alora de pe grupuri de rom\u00e2ni, care au plecat e c\u0103 – m-am \u00eentors \u00een Rom\u00e2nia c\u0103 nu mai era de stat \u0219i am \u0219i-aci destul\u0103 treab\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 pi\u0219 pe Anglia ta, nu vin. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 a\u0219a o fi \u0219i cu polonezii, dar se prea poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine, dar\u0103. Pl\u0103tesc mai bine de un salariu mediu ( de englez) pe an pentru dou\u0103 case \u0219i locuiesc \u00een condi\u021bii cam de Rom\u00e2nia a\u0219a. Drept care o sa le fut mor\u021bii \u00een guricic\u0103 cu taxele lor, cam c\u00e2t o s\u0103-mi mai stea ciolanele p-aici. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sun la prim\u0103rie ca s\u0103 le spun c\u0103, domnilor, mi-a\u021bi trimis o foaie la o adres\u0103 c\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc taxe. Uite asta. Am cump\u0103rat…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":17449,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1594],"tags":[3024],"class_list":["post-19682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uk","tag-life-in-the-uk"],"views":1932,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/death-and-taxes-RIP.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-57s","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19682"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19704,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19682\/revisions\/19704"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}