{"id":19899,"date":"2021-06-04T06:39:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-04T05:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19899"},"modified":"2021-06-04T07:35:20","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T06:35:20","slug":"cu-joaca-la-toate-pacanelele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=19899","title":{"rendered":"Cu joaca la toate p\u0103c\u0103nelele"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>M-am vaccinat \u0219i-a doua oar\u0103, de data asta a fost un succes,  m-a durut m\u00e2na un pic, da-s b\u0103iat de\u0219tept \u0219i mi-am l\u0103sat dreapta liber\u0103.  Cum zice meme-ul &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"608\" height=\"605\" data-attachment-id=\"19900\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=19900#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image.png\" data-orig-size=\"608,605\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image.png 608w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-480x478.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/image-200x200.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 608px) 100vw, 608px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ca s\u0103 ajung s\u0103 m\u0103 vaccinez a trebuit s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple unele lucruri. Primul dintre ele, pentru care v\u0103 mul\u021bumesc tuturor celor care nu v-a\u021bi vaccinat, c\u0103 v\u0103 e fric\u0103 sau c\u0103 nu crede\u021bi \u00een vaccin, sau c\u0103 nu are nimeni dreptul s\u0103 v\u0103 for\u021beze, a fost absen\u021ba voastr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 asta f\u0103ceam eu planuri din UK degeaba, c\u0103-mi luam doar muie \u0219i coad\u0103, \u00eemi venea r\u00e2ndul mai repede acolo.   Apoi a trebuit s\u0103 fac planuri de zbor \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi asum ni\u0219te restric\u021bii la \u00eentoarcere \u0219i ni\u0219te costuri. Nu, nu biletele de avion, \u0103lea, dus \u00eentors nu au ajuns nici la 350 de euro pentru dou\u0103 drumuri. Testele covid au costat  480 de lire p\u00e2n\u0103 acum \u0219i mai am de \u201dinvestit\u201d vreo 290 de lire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen particular rezervasem bilete pentru toat\u0103 familia de \u00eentors s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta pentru vacan\u021ba copiilor <strong>\u00een caz c\u0103 poate <\/strong> bag\u0103 UK  Rom\u00e2nia pe lista verde  ( UK era \u00een lista verde pentru Rom\u00e2nia ).  Dac\u0103 b\u0103gau, eram preg\u0103ti\u021bi s\u0103  se suim direct \u00een taxi  \u0219i pe avion, c\u0103 update-ul se face vinerea la \u0103\u0219tia, iar noi aveam zbor vineri seara.  Aveam \u0219i zbor separat dar eu, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 diminea\u021ba, toate flexibile.  A trebuit s\u0103 le anul\u0103m pe \u0103lea cu toat\u0103 familia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? \u0218tiam eu c\u0103  trebuie s\u0103 te testezi , o dat\u0103 \u00eenainte de  \u00eentoarcere \u0219i  minim de 2 ori dup\u0103 ce ajungi \u00een UK, altfel iei amend\u0103. Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 stai doar 5-6 zile izolat, nu 10, mai decartezi pentru un test. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce nu \u0219tiam a fost c\u0103 cu 2 zile \u00eenainte  de a  m\u0103 \u00eentoarce la rapel, Rom\u00e2nia a declarat UK zona galben\u0103, de frica tulpinei indiene.  \u0218i un test PCR la urgen\u021b\u0103 cost\u0103 190 de lire \u0219i e dificil de programat, dar l-am programat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 am ajuns \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i am fost liber. Dup\u0103 ce am aterizat  Arafat s-a r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit \u0219i a pus UK \u00een zona ro\u0219ie, iar so\u021bia va avea niscai probleme s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 pentru rapelul ei, dar le rezolv\u0103m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Toat\u0103 chestia asta ne cost\u0103 pe am\u00e2ndoi la 2000 de lire.  Pe un vaccin care e gratis.  La fel cum e \u0219i educa\u021bia gratis. 35,000 de lire \u00een doi ani.  \u00cen principiu, e un pre\u021b corect pentru dreptul omului de a fi liber. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Liber s\u0103 nu se vaccineze, s\u0103 nu cread\u0103 \u00een covid, s\u0103  fac\u0103 ce vrea pula lui.  Doar c\u0103 e cu restric\u021bii &#8211; libertatea se calculeaz\u0103 la tine acas\u0103, vecinii nu-s obliga\u021bi s\u0103 te primeasc\u0103.  Pentru mine e un pre\u021b mic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218tiu c\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 sunt zg\u00e2rcit \u0219i \u00een secret, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 trezesc diminea\u021ba, pl\u00e2ng dup\u0103 banii \u0103\u0219tia, c\u0103 puteam s\u0103 fac ceva mai bun cu ei, dar pula mea, pe de alt\u0103 parte, noi i-am f\u0103cut destul de repede, nu v\u0103 spun c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu v\u0103 plesneasc\u0103 vreo ven\u0103.  Noroc c\u0103 am c\u00e2\u0219tigat la p\u0103c\u0103nelele cu GME, 50 de dolari, c\u0103 altfel era pierderea prea mare, lol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"962\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"19920\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=19920#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/screenshot_20210527-095141766281291276224829561379444..jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1002,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"screenshot_20210527-095141766 (1)1276224829561379444..jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/screenshot_20210527-095141766281291276224829561379444.-962x1920.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/screenshot_20210527-095141766281291276224829561379444.-962x1920.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/screenshot_20210527-095141766281291276224829561379444.-962x1920.jpg 962w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/screenshot_20210527-095141766281291276224829561379444.-240x480.jpg 240w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/screenshot_20210527-095141766281291276224829561379444.-100x200.jpg 100w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/screenshot_20210527-095141766281291276224829561379444.-768x1533.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/screenshot_20210527-095141766281291276224829561379444.-770x1536.jpg 770w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/screenshot_20210527-095141766281291276224829561379444..jpg 1002w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 962px) 100vw, 962px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Eu a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 numesc ceea ce fac planificare, dar sunt p\u0103c\u0103nele. Motivul e c\u0103 fac eu planuri \u0219i contraplanuri pe m\u0103sura bugetului, dar dac\u0103 doar eu fac asta, iar restul merg \u201dla bulan\u201d, m\u0103 opun unui factor de incertitudine destul de mare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De exemplu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Dac\u0103 lumea se vaccineaz\u0103 e foarte probabil ca restric\u021biile s\u0103 fie \u00eenl\u0103turate. Dureaz\u0103 mai mult vaccinarea \u00eentregii popula\u021bii, e na\u0219pa s\u0103 stai la r\u00e2nd, ca \u00een UK, dar m\u0103car ai o idee c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi vine r\u00e2ndul, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 fii liber etc. Da, suntem mai u\u0219or controlabili, ahem, ne pun \u0103\u0219tia cipuri s\u0103 afle unde suntem, ca \u0219i cum v-a\u021bi l\u0103sa telefoanele din m\u00e2n\u0103 vreodat\u0103, ne bag\u0103 cipuri ca s\u0103 nu mai facem copii , de aia <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/m.hotnews.ro\/stire\/24832088?amp\">\u00een 2020 a\u021bi f\u0103cut copii de a\u021bi rupt normele<\/a><\/strong>.  Dar , mai previzibil, mai controlabil, \u00eenseamn\u0103, pe undeva c\u0103 po\u021bi schi\u021ba un viitor. Ma rog, eu, restul lumii presupun c\u0103 nu se g\u00e2ndesc to\u021bi la ziua de m\u00e2ine, o tr\u0103iesc \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 pe aia de ieri. <\/li><li>Dac\u0103 lumea poart\u0103 m\u0103\u0219ti, ia metri, se spal\u0103 pe m\u00e2ini te po\u021bi uita la graficul \u0103la cu cazuri , la \u0103la cu mor\u021bi, la \u0219tirile cu tulpine \u0219i po\u021bi avea \u00eencredere c\u0103 tulpina indian\u0103 n-o s\u0103 ne afecteze, c\u0103 noi suntem educa\u021bi nu st\u00e2m bot \u00een bot, ne sp\u0103l\u0103m pe m\u00e2ini, nu m\u00e2nc\u0103m de pe jos.  Desigur, <strong>\u201e\u0103\u0219tia de la butoane\u201d <\/strong> vor s\u0103 nu mai vorbim \u00eentre noi, s\u0103 nu-i vedem ce fac, jos masca de pe ochi, etc. <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Exemplele evident c\u0103 sunt \u0219tiin\u021bifice, lumea func\u021bioneaz\u0103 acum, mai ales \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, cam ca la p\u0103c\u0103nele, de aia eu trebuie s\u0103 pariez pe toate rezultatele posibile, ca s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig \u0219i eu ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Din fericire, am ajuns, cred, la un platfus de predictibilitate \u0219i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Nu o s\u0103 v\u0103 vaccina\u021bi \u0219i gata. <br \/><br \/>\u0218tim asta, \u0103ia ca mine vom putea c\u0103l\u0103tori cu adeverin\u021ba de cipare,  restul da\u021bi \u0219i voi bani pe teste PCR ca mine, c\u0103 ave\u021bi. Op\u021bional, concediile la mare \u00een Rom\u00e2nia au fost mereu o idee bun\u0103, c\u0103 se \u0219tie c\u0103 e ieftin \u0219i bun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-am vaccinat \u0219i-a doua oar\u0103, de data asta a fost un succes, m-a durut m\u00e2na un pic, da-s b\u0103iat de\u0219tept \u0219i mi-am l\u0103sat dreapta liber\u0103.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19901,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,500],"tags":[3796],"class_list":["post-19899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","category-self","tag-covid-19"],"views":1737,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/lis-la-pacanele.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5aX","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19899"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19921,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19899\/revisions\/19921"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}