

{"id":1992,"date":"2015-04-23T08:49:52","date_gmt":"2015-04-23T06:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1992"},"modified":"2015-04-23T10:11:47","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T08:11:47","slug":"cu-metroul-pe-sub-strasse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1992","title":{"rendered":"Cu metroul pe sub strasse"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Stau la cimitir. Da, hait cu glumele. La hotel gen. L\u00e2ng\u0103 un cimitir. Merg 6 sta\u021bii pana la birou.&nbsp; Cu 3 metrouri.<br \/>\nC\u00e2teodat\u0103 merg mai multe, ca ma \u0219ti\u021bi ca am sim\u021bul orient\u0103rii dezvoltat dar&nbsp; inexistent.&nbsp; Se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 merg \u00een direc\u021bia opusa \u0219i chestii. Nu-i bai, e siplu la \u0103\u0219tia, ma reorientez repede. Sunt probleme \u00een mare de nas \u00een telefon.<\/p>\n<p>Asa, de nas vorbeam. Am observat ca \u00een metrou la \u0103\u0219tia miroase. Diferit \u00een func\u021bie de linie. Nu,&nbsp; nu de transpira\u021bie \u0219i nespalare vorbesc,&nbsp; ca nu sunt \u00een Bucure\u0219ti \u00een RATB.&nbsp; Dar sunt ceva izuri dubioase.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/wpid-dsc_0512.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"DSC_0512.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/wpid-dsc_0512.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>2 sta\u021bii cu 6le.<br \/>\nDe cel pu\u021bin trei ori c\u00e2nd era metroul mai&nbsp; gol, mi s-a p\u0103rut ca miroase a cal.<br \/>\nDa, bah, cal, nu am m\u00e2ncat litere. Am avut cai (bunicu&#8217;) \u0219i \u0219tiu cum miros. Pentru mine nu e repulsiv. Dar e ciudat intr-un metrou.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/wpid-dsc_0513.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"DSC_0513.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/wpid-dsc_0513.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>2 sta\u021bii cu 3ul.<br \/>\n\u00cen asta miroase din 2 \u00een doua zile a perje. Prune uscate ma. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/wpid-dsc_0514.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"DSC_0514.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/wpid-dsc_0514.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>2 sta\u021bii cu 2ul.<br \/>\nNu reu\u0219esc sa descriu mirosul. Mai circul \u0219i va spun. N-am cum sa va pun proba de miros aci.<br \/>\n Numa&#8217; poze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stau la cimitir. Da, hait cu glumele. La hotel gen. L\u00e2ng\u0103 un cimitir. Merg 6 sta\u021bii pana la birou.&nbsp; Cu 3 metrouri. C\u00e2teodat\u0103 merg mai&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82],"tags":[393,394],"class_list":["post-1992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prin-lume","tag-metrou-munich","tag-mirosuri"],"views":1263,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-w8","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1992"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1994,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1992\/revisions\/1994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}