{"id":20015,"date":"2021-06-22T16:43:25","date_gmt":"2021-06-22T15:43:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20015"},"modified":"2021-06-22T16:56:17","modified_gmt":"2021-06-22T15:56:17","slug":"cum-inchizi-un-abonament-la-vargin-servicii-aicisea-in-tiganie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20015","title":{"rendered":"Cum \u00eenchizi un abonament la V\u0103rgin: Servicii aici\u0219ea \u00een \u021big\u0103nie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Am sunat azi sa inchid abonamentul la internet la <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.virginmedia.com\/shop\/broadband\/broadband-only\">V\u0103rgin<\/a><\/em> ( cam cel mai bun internet din UK &#8211; au ap\u0103rut unii mai buni, dar nu-s  la \u021bar\u0103, unde locuiesc eu) , nu \u00eenainte de a-mi pune so\u021bia s\u0103 deschid\u0103 alt abonament tot la ei , pentru unde ne mut\u0103m, c\u0103 e cu \u201dreducere\u201d, 34 de liroaice &#8211; 18 luni , dup\u0103 aia 50.  Internen berechet 200Mbps. Pe download. 20 pe upload, normal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u021aIGANI CU CORTUL sunt mai civiliza\u021bi ca \u0103\u0219tia. Bine, nici nu mine nu mi-e ru\u0219ine, dar zic a\u0219a. Baaa, cand am plecat de la Digi din Bucuresti,  a fost civilizat frumos, mi-au spus unde sa le duc \/ trimit obiectele si le-am trimis acolo prin cineva, au luat \u00een primire, f\u0103cut PV de primire, au preluat cererea relativ simplu. Cu astia e moarte.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La \u0103\u0219tia pe site cau\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 mori \u0219i un pic dup\u0103 aia o op\u021biune s\u0103 anulezi abonamentul. G\u0103se\u0219ti pe google, care duce la ei pe site, dar dac\u0103 cau\u021bi la ei pe site, \u00een niciun caz. Pur \u0219i simplu nu exist\u0103 un link clar. Chiar \u0219i de pe google ai un traseu \u00eempu\u021bit care te trece prin zece mii de texte de r\u0103zg\u00e2ndire \u0219i la sf\u00e2r\u0219it un num\u0103r de telefon la care s\u0103-i suni, ca s\u0103 se cace pe tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-M\u0103 autentific\u0103 cu robotul lor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 15 de minute de muzic\u0103, r\u0103spunde un individ care m\u0103 autentific\u0103 iar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De ce vreti sa inchide\u021bi abonamentul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-C\u0103 plec de la adresa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-S\u0103 v\u0103 transfer la echipa care se ocup\u0103 de mut\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 10 minute de muzic\u0103, m\u0103 autentific\u0103 din nou altcineva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Unde v\u0103 muta\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce te fute grija?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-C\u0103 trebuie sa stim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mar\u0219, ma, ce sunte\u021bi MI6?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pentru ca s\u0103 v\u0103 mut\u0103m abonamentul la&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-F\u0103, tu n-ai auzit \u00ceNCHIS?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-C\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 trimitem un pachet \u00een care s\u0103 ne expedia\u021bi&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i trimite\u021bi-l la adresa ASTA,  \u00eenainte s\u0103 m\u0103 mut.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu se poate, c\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-M\u0103 mut DIN \u021aAR\u0102,  b\u0103i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-A, s\u0103 v\u0103 transfer la departamentul de anul\u0103ri abonamente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-A\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 alte 21 de minute  de muzic\u0103 am \u00eenchis c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 ocup de altceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sun iar, c\u0103-s \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00eenat.  Robot, muzic\u0103, autentificare suplimentar\u0103 f\u0103cut\u0103 de prima tanti, c\u0103 unde vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 muta\u021bi cu abonamentul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-TANTI, am ap\u0103sat op\u021biunea 4, aia pentru anulare de abonament. Nu vreau s\u0103-l mut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dar de ce vre\u021bi s\u0103-l anula\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pentru c\u0103 m\u0103 mut EU. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Atunci am s\u0103 v\u0103 transfer la echipa care se ocup\u0103 cu mutatul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.dnaindia.com\/sites\/default\/files\/styles\/full\/public\/2019\/06\/13\/835815-meme-3.jpg\" alt=\"A Meme for All Seasons: Angry Pakistani fan at World Cup 2019 becomes  Twitter's favourite meme\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, transfera\u021bi-m\u0103 la \u0103ia care se ocup\u0103 cu ANUL\u0102RI, c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 ANULEZ abonamentul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu se poate, c\u0103 a\u021bi zis c\u0103 v\u0103 muta\u021bi \u0219i<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i nu conteaz\u0103 ce am zis, nu m\u0103 mai mut NIC\u0102IERI, vreau s\u0103 ANULEZ . ACUM. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu c\u0103 am completat deja c\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 muta\u021bi \u0219i acuma nu mai conteaz\u0103 ce spu<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Die your mother c\u0103 nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pardon?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bye-bye!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i sun iar\u0103si: robot, muzic\u0103 , autentificare uman\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Am v\u0103zut \u00een sistem la noi c\u0103 ave\u021bi un proces de mutare \u00eenceput. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cristoaaaseee. NU. N-am nimic \u00eenceput, vreau s\u0103 \u00eenchid abonamentul din motivul c\u0103 serviciul vostru de rela\u021bii cu clien\u021bii e handicapat de la un cap la altul, \u00een frunte cu tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ok, de c\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eenceteze abonamentul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De pe 9. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu se poate, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ne notifica\u021bi cu 30 de zile \u00eenainte, deci de pe 21. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bine, face\u021bi a\u0219a, dar da\u021bi-mi o adres\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 trimit media boxul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu se poate. \u00cen 10 zile  de la \u00eenchiderea abonamentului v\u0103 trimitem un pachet autodresat s\u0103 pune\u021bi routerul \u0219i s\u0103 ni-l trimite\u021bi.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i nu o s\u0103  mai fiu acolo, b\u0103i, tanti.  \u00cel vreau acum, sau spune\u021bi-mi o adres\u0103 \u0219i-l trimit eu, n-am nevoie de cutia voastr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aaa, deci v\u0103 muta\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ce importan\u021b\u0103 are?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Are c\u0103 dac\u0103 v\u0103 muta\u021bi, v\u0103 putem pune la dispozi\u021bie <strong>UN ALT PROCES<\/strong> de solu\u021bionare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Duuu-te \u00een pula mea&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Muzic\u0103, muzic\u0103, autentificare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cu ce v\u0103 pot ajuta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-mz\u0103 nghid abonamentu&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De ce vre\u021bi s\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Credeam c\u0103 am fost triat c\u0103tre departamentul care se ocup\u0103 cu mut\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, dar a\u021bi selectat s\u0103 \u00eenchide\u021bi abonamentul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.n00bsquad.com\/thomasfarnold\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/Mind-Blowing-Review-Score-Animation2017jc-800h.gif\" alt=\"Mind-blowing Review Score [GameXplain] \u2013 Thomas Arnold Portfolio\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Aveam genunchii plini de scuipat deja. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i unde v\u0103 muta\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u00cen alt\u0103 \u021bar\u0103, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula \u00een mor\u021bii ei de Anglie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i nu ve\u021bi mai putea ajunge la adres\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103toarele 6 luni?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, e un contract de chirie care se \u00eencheie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bine. Dar la o alt\u0103 adres\u0103 din UK?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Femeie, nu e treaba ta. Nu. Nu. Nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De c\u00e2nd s\u0103 t\u0103iem abonamentul? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De pe 9. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-OK, o s\u0103 v\u0103 trimiten un pachet unde s\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dar \u00eel trimite\u021bi \u00eenainte de 9, da?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu \u0219tim, c\u0103 se ocup\u0103 altcineva de asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i dac\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi, spune-mi \u00een pizda m\u0103-tii unde s\u0103 v\u0103 trimit janghina asta, ce dracului  -sunte\u021bi handicapa\u021bi, sau ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu putem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Pai dac\u0103 nu pute\u021bi nimic o s\u0103 ave\u021bi o problem\u0103 \u00een a primi cutia pizdii \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-C\u0103 o s\u0103 v\u0103 debit\u0103m de pe card \u0219i&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-F\u0103tuc\u0103, tu ai auzit c\u0103 eu plec DIN \u021aAR\u0102? Imaginez\u0103-\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eenchid direct debitul, contul bancar cu totul \u0219i o s\u0103 debitezi pe pizda m\u0103-tii, mult succes s\u0103 \u00eemi trimi\u021bi factura aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aaa, atunci s\u0103 sper\u0103m c\u0103 ajunge la timp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Spera\u021bi \u00een continuare. V\u0103 mai pot ajuta cu ceva, sau consider abonamentul \u00eenchis?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, cu o adres\u0103 unde s\u0103 v\u0103 trimitem ultima factur\u0103 \u0219i ceva cec (wtf?) cu un discount ( un fel de not\u0103 de credit pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi iau o sum\u0103 mai mare de pe card, din care trebuie s\u0103-mi dea \u00eenapoi ceva bani). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ave\u021bi adresa de mail. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu,  c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie o adres\u0103 fizic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; S\u0103 v\u0103 dau adresa din Rom\u00e2nia?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Este Rom\u00e2nia \u00een UK?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu toat\u0103, doar vreun milion de locuitori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ne trebuie o adres\u0103 din UK.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-A\u0219a \u0219i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i s\u0103-mi da\u021bi o adres\u0103 din UK la care s\u0103 v\u0103 trimit ultima factur\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-De unde s\u0103-\u021bi dau femeie? N-auzi c\u0103 plec?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-C\u0103 noi de obicei \u00een situa\u021bii din astea primim adrese de la prieteni sau familie ( \u00een cazul \u00een care nu \u0219ti\u021bi asta \u00een UK se nume\u0219te invita\u021bie s\u0103 min\u021bi).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-E bine c\u0103 primi\u021bi. N-am ce s\u0103 v\u0103 dau. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-N-ave\u021bi familie sau prieteni?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ba da, sunt to\u021bi \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Alt\u0103 \u00eentrebare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mi se pare c\u0103 nu lucra\u021bi cu mine s\u0103 rezolv\u0103m situa\u021bia asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Hahahaha. Femeie, plec din \u021bar\u0103, m\u0103 doare \u00een pul\u0103 de bifele tale din formularul \u0103la, eu nu-s obligat s\u0103 mai am o adres\u0103 aici c\u00e2nd plec \u0219i nu mai am &#8211; pa \u0219i muie.  Dac\u0103 vrei adresa din Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103-mi trimi\u021bi h\u00e2rtii, \u021bi-o dau p-aia, dac\u0103 nu, m\u0103 doare \u00een pul\u0103, nu-mi po\u021bi spune tu unde s\u0103 m\u0103 mut \u0219i ce adrese s\u0103 am , c\u0103  a\u0219a e \u00een formularul t\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-C\u0103 bine, da\u021bi-mi adresa din Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sigur?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 10 minute de dictare dup\u0103 alfabetul NATO ( dracu \u0219tie ce a scris acolo, c\u0103 de citit citea de m\u0103 pufnea r\u00e2sul ) a zis c\u0103 bine, c\u0103 se \u00eenchide. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am sunat azi sa inchid abonamentul la internet la V\u0103rgin ( cam cel mai bun internet din UK &#8211; au ap\u0103rut unii mai buni, dar&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16789,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,1594],"tags":[4480,3515,4481],"class_list":["post-20015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-uk","tag-inchidere-de-servicii-in-uk","tag-internetul-in-uk","tag-virgin-broadband-internet"],"views":2846,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/VirginLogo.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5cP","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20015"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20024,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20015\/revisions\/20024"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}