{"id":20240,"date":"2021-07-30T15:59:14","date_gmt":"2021-07-30T14:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20240"},"modified":"2021-07-30T18:34:54","modified_gmt":"2021-07-30T17:34:54","slug":"a-doua-teapa-cu-caviar-din-viata-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20240","title":{"rendered":"A doua “\u021beap\u0103” cu caviar din via\u021ba mea"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ghilimelele sunt c\u0103 nu e nicio \u021beap\u0103, am primit ce m\u0103 a\u0219teptam \u0219i am comandat ca s\u0103 mai fac \u0219i eu de un articol de blog, nu am nimic de repro\u0219at. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am m\u00e2ncat la unii “First Line” de c\u00e2teva ori c\u0103 au local mi\u0219to , aici \u00een Kranevo, \u0219i \u00een afara c\u0103 se cam vede lipsa personalului peste tot ( o fi murit toat\u0103 lumea de covid, b\u0103i vere, sau s-or fi apucat to\u021bi de IT \u0219i construc\u021bii \u0219i acuma nu are cine ne servi un pahar de vin, mai \u0219tii ? ) \u0219i am v\u0103zut c\u0103 au caviar in meniu, plus c\u0103 mi-a zis cineva pe forum c\u0103 ciorba e m\u00e2ncare de s\u0103raci \u0219i voiam s\u0103 \u00eei pun o poz\u0103 cu un caviar c\u0103 ce facem noi aici, ne juc\u0103m? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 aia v\u0103d pre\u021bul – 7lv \u0219i zic las\u0103 , ce pula mea caviar poate s\u0103 fie la 20 de lei? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Prima \u021beap\u0103 cu caviar am luat-o \u00een Bucure\u0219ti l\u00e2ng\u0103 ( conteaz\u0103 aceast\u0103 prepozi\u021bie ) un supermarket care era prin anii 2000 \u00een Pia\u021ba Amzei. Mergeam acolo c\u0103 era aproape .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aveau aia \u00een supermarket <\/strong>caviar \u0219i icre de Manciuria, la niste borc\u0103na\u0219e mici, costau vreo 1 milion ( era p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2005 , suta de azi) de lei borcanul . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zic: scump, scump – dar cum m\u0103 ocupam cu ni\u0219te lucruri neoneste care aduceau ceva bani din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd \u0219i voia cocalarul din mine caviar mi-am pus \u00een g\u00e2nd s\u0103 cump\u0103r un borcan . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar mi-au pus al\u021bii g\u00e2nd s\u0103 exploateze zg\u00e2rcitul \u0219i naivul din mine, cu o inginerie social\u0103 cel pu\u021bin la fel de bun\u0103 ca a mea din vremea aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum ies din magazin, ni\u0219te \u021bigani la u\u0219\u0103 \u00eemi zic c\u0103 v\u00e2nd icre din alea la numai 300 de mii de lei. Acela\u0219i borc\u0103nel , acelea\u0219i icre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ideea de “sunt furate din magazin” mi s-au ridicat ca o pul\u0103 pe \u0219ira spin\u0103rii \u0219i cum nu aveam vreun reper moral activ \u00een momentul \u0103la, am scos banul \u0219i am luat borcanul, s\u0103 profit de orice malagamb\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 mai \u00eencolo \u00eel goleam in WC \u0219i \u00eel aruncam la gunoi , dup\u0103 ce m\u0103 sp\u0103lasem pe din\u021bi \u0219i pe limb\u0103 de cerneal\u0103 din cea mai proast\u0103 calitate. M\u0103car de ar fi pus \u0219i ei un tu\u0219 scump, din \u0103la cu plumb, care s\u0103 nu se mai ia, s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n cu stigmata in gur\u0103 m\u0103car vreo dou\u0103 luni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu am avut curaj mult\u0103 vreme s\u0103 recunosc aceast\u0103 vitejie, altfel colegii mai mai golani ar fi r\u00e2s de mine ca de g\u00e2scani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aia am zis asear\u0103 c\u0103 las’ c\u0103 merge s\u0103 v\u0103d ce aduc \u0103\u0219tia de 7 leve \u0219i poate e \u0219i comestibil “caviarul” astora. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cele mai banale icre de hering din conserv\u0103 care pot exista, cu cea mai simpla franzel\u0103 feliat\u0103. Deci bune, dec\u00e2t nimic , c\u0103 \u00eemi era un pic foame. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218i aveam nevoie de pornire la medalionul de somon cu asparagus \u0219i alte leguminoase. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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