{"id":20263,"date":"2021-08-02T22:27:48","date_gmt":"2021-08-02T21:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20263"},"modified":"2021-08-02T22:27:48","modified_gmt":"2021-08-02T21:27:48","slug":"1000-de-cuvinte-in-loc-de-o-poza-ceata-la-tara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20263","title":{"rendered":"1000 de cuvinte in loc de o poz\u0103: Cea\u021b\u0103 la \u021bar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Eu scrisesem titlul &#8220;Vea\u021ba la \u021bar\u0103&#8221; dar corectorul insist\u0103 c\u0103 nu e cum zic eu \u0219i are dreptate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eram \u00een ma\u0219ina gre\u0219it\u0103, a lui tata, din motive de aer condi\u021bionat pe care le-am depl\u00e2ns deja. Gre\u0219it\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu are camera de bord , cred c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u00eei cump\u0103r una, s\u0103 fie.  \u0218i intrasem \u00eentr-un sat, unde mergeam cu viteza legal\u0103, circa 60-70km\/h. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tot cu viteza legal\u0103 se apropia pe marginea din dreapta a drumului, dar \u00een contrasens, un mic biciclist, n-avea mai mult de 7 ani, s\u0103 fac ca indienii dac\u0103 mint. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar nu asta e problema, chit c\u0103 e un drum relativ circulat, c\u0103 \u0219i copiii mei au biciclete, chit c\u0103 nu umbl\u0103 singuri la 7 ani pe drumuri a\u0219a circulate. Problema e c\u0103 copilul se cam dezechilibra, dar nu p\u0103rea din vina lui, ci pentru c\u0103 se chinuia s\u0103 t\u00e2rasc\u0103 dup\u0103 el pe bicicleta aia un pet de bere din \u0103la la 2.5 sau 3 litri.  \u0218i era un lip\u0103r afar\u0103 de era greu s\u0103 stai \u00een cur pe scaunul ma\u0219inii cu aer condi\u021bionat ( am zis c\u0103 era a lu&#8217; tata ) dar\u0103mite pe biciclet\u0103 , f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219apc\u0103. Cum din contrasens mai venea \u0219i o ma\u0219in\u0103 pe banda ei , am \u00eencetinit eu cat am putut, c\u00e2t s\u0103 avem to\u021bi loc pe drum , s\u0103 fie bine s\u0103 nu fie r\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De avut am avut noi loc, dar \u00een oglind\u0103 l-am v\u0103z\u00e2nd pe copila\u0219 f\u00e2st\u00e2cindu-se \u0219i fiind dovedit de sticla ce i-a picat in \u0219an\u021b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een via\u021ba mea i-am \u00een\u021beles pe p\u0103rin\u021bii \u0103ia sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u0103 fiu-s\u0103u nu e \u00een stare de nimic , c\u0103 urmau a bea bere cald\u0103 \u0219i agitat\u0103, adic\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi bagi pula in ea de bere de calitate Noroc sau Bucegi , c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu sigur ce era, dac\u0103 \u021bi-o tr\u00e2nte\u0219te fiu-tu prin toate \u0219an\u021burile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i mi-aduc aminte de tata care \u0219i el m\u0103 trimitea cu bicicleta s\u0103 cump\u0103r ulei ( c\u0103 dac\u0103 bere nu bea, ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i el ) \u0219i veneam cu 2 sticle \u0219i uleiul de la alte dou\u0103 curg\u00e2nd prin punga textila \u0219i gres\u00e2nd foaia de la semicursier\u0103.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci nu \u00een\u021belegeam ce  sunt a\u0219a sup\u0103ra\u021bi pe mine, dar v\u0103z\u00e2nd cum \u00ee\u0219i b\u0103tea copilul \u0103sta joc de berea alor lui, mai c\u0103 \u00eemi venea s\u0103 cobor \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eei plesnesc vreo dou\u0103 palme, educativ, s\u0103 fac\u0103 treaba cu sim\u021bire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eu scrisesem titlul &#8220;Vea\u021ba la \u021bar\u0103&#8221; dar corectorul insist\u0103 c\u0103 nu e cum zic eu \u0219i are dreptate. 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