{"id":20295,"date":"2021-08-14T04:15:32","date_gmt":"2021-08-14T03:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20295"},"modified":"2021-08-14T04:15:32","modified_gmt":"2021-08-14T03:15:32","slug":"paiul-scurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20295","title":{"rendered":"Paiul scurt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pl\u0103te\u0219ti <em>sum\u0103 de bani<\/em> pe zboruri \u0219i mai pl\u0103te\u0219ti alt\u0103 sum\u0103 pe locuri. \u00cen fa\u021b\u0103, ideea doamnei, eu am o idee mai fix\u0103, adic\u0103 o sum\u0103 mai fix\u0103 locuri \u00een spate, mai ieftine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu se aprob\u0103 din priviri, c\u0103 e Baia acolo \u0219i se face coad\u0103, c\u0103 motive . Nu mai zic nimic, dau cu cardul s\u0103 fie bine, s\u0103 nu fie r\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ajuns la locul faptei, toate trei locurile sunt ocupate, e normal. Nu e cu sup\u0103rare, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu observ c\u0103, pe locul meu din mijloc, c\u0103\u0219tile nu se aud,  touch screenul preia c\u00e2te o comand\u0103 dup\u0103 ce \u00eel freci dup\u0103 limita la care ar trebui s\u0103 aib\u0103 orgasm, dar m\u0103car scaunul se las\u0103 pe spate c\u00e2nd ape\u0219i butonul. Se las\u0103 de se zguduie avionul \u0219i deranjezi trei r\u00e2nduri de pasageri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So\u021bia se uit\u0103 la film; ea \u00eel \u0219i aude, eu vad filme mute ca pe vremea lui Stan \u0219i Bran, dar sunt numai vreo dou\u0103 care au \u0219i subtitrare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u0103 ridic sa merg la baie ca s\u0103 constat c\u0103 totu\u0219i am f\u0103cut o alegere bun\u0103. R\u00e2ndurile din spate sunt ocupate a\u0219a , maxim 2 din 3 pasageri, dar  destule r\u00e2nduri sunt cu c\u00e2te un lache care se plictise\u0219te \u0219i s-a \u00eentins pe toate trei \u0219i doarme stingher. S\u0103 n-ai \u0219i tu un tovar\u0103\u0219 la un drum a\u0219a de lung s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi \u021bina de ur\u00e2t&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ferice de noi c\u0103 am dat bani mai mul\u021bi pentru locuri mai bune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pl\u0103te\u0219ti sum\u0103 de bani pe zboruri \u0219i mai pl\u0103te\u0219ti alt\u0103 sum\u0103 pe locuri. \u00cen fa\u021b\u0103, ideea doamnei, eu am o idee mai fix\u0103, adic\u0103 o&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20294,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,2927],"tags":[4539,4538],"class_list":["post-20295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-seychelles","tag-locuri-bune-in-avion","tag-qatar-airlines"],"views":1678,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/qatar-airlines.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5hl","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20295\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}