

{"id":2030,"date":"2015-05-02T07:39:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-02T05:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2030"},"modified":"2016-01-22T00:07:11","modified_gmt":"2016-01-21T22:07:11","slug":"drumul-spre-zanzibar-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2030","title":{"rendered":"Drumul spre Zanzibar IV"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Am plecat la 6 diminea\u021ba din Bucure\u0219ti. Am ajuns la 7:30 \u00een Frankfurt, adic\u0103 2:30h mai t\u00e2rziu.<br \/>\nAm l\u0103sat bagajele la Condor \u0219i am plecat sa ii arat nevestei de ce Bucure\u0219ti e un ora\u0219 infect. Am luat trenul invers 2 sta\u021bii ca asa am eu \u0219i bulan \u0219i sim\u021b de orientare.<br \/>\nAm vizitat gradina botanica \u0219i muzeul de istorie naturala.<br \/>\nPe urma s-a f\u0103cut ca ploua \u0219i ne-am \u00eentors \u00een aeroport, pe la 16:30.<\/p>\n<p>Nu era afi\u0219at\u0103 poarta ( pentru 19:15) , dar \u0219tiam ca e \u00een zona B. Am f\u0103cut controlul de securitate \u0219i o ardeam airea prin zona a\u0219tept\u00e2nd sa se afi\u0219eze poarta. B\u0103nuiam ca e ceva ~40, dar putea fi orcare din 60 de por\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-am adus aminte ca nu am vorbit cu TUI despre cine \u0219i cum ne a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00een ZNZ sa ne fac\u0103 transferul.<\/p>\n<p>Am sunat dar nu a r\u0103spuns nimeni. Sms la un num\u0103r special<br \/>\nNimic. Mail, contactat pe Fb. Nimic. Sunat la TUI Rom\u00e2nia. Nimic.<\/p>\n<p>Eeh. Am \u00eenceput sa fierb intern dar \u00eemi p\u0103str\u0103m calmul, sa nu sperii nevasta. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 m-a ginit ca-s nelini\u0219tit, dar eu <em>crez<\/em> ca nu.<\/p>\n<p>Am sunat la Condor sa \u00eemi zic\u0103 poarta ca mai era o ora pana la decolare \u0219i tot nu era afi\u0219at\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>O fufa \u00eemi zice ca cic\u0103:<br \/>\n\u0218ti\u021bi aici e service center noi nu \u0219tim.<br \/>\nGen sa ma fut \u00een service centerul vostru, mie cine-mi spune, mama?<\/p>\n<p>Ca cic\u0103 sa merg la checkin counter. Adic\u0103 afara dim zona de securitate. Cand mai erau 5 minute pana la boarding.<br \/>\nIi zic: Femeie, tu \u0219tii ce e ala aeroport? Gen ala din Frankfurt? Eu vreau sa plec nu sa o frec aiurea.<\/p>\n<p>Am \u00eenceput sa bananaim din poarta \u00een poarta pana a g\u0103sit nevasta poarta.<\/p>\n<p>De diminea\u021b\u0103 am v\u0103zut un condor pictat mi\u0219to.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0558.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0558.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0558.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Credeam ca cu \u0103sta&#8230; Nu. Cu asta.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0591.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0591.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0591.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Am decolat pe la 19:30. Scaune mai ok ca la Lufthansa. Normal, long haul. Tablete cu touch integrate \u00een fiecare scaun. C\u0103\u0219ti &#8211; 2.5 Eur. Aveam.<br \/>\n1 film moca \u0219i ni\u0219te muzica.<br \/>\nAcces la filme noi, gen &#8221; the theory of everything&#8221;, cu 8 Eur\/ access\/ display. Am spliter de c\u0103\u0219ti :). Oricum noapte. Asa ca am v\u0103zut 1 film, ala moca, <img src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/> \u0219i somn.<\/p>\n<p>Mai greu cu somnul. femeilor li se cam umfla picioarele.<\/p>\n<p>Ne-au dat formulare de cerere de viza sa le completam \u00een avion. Completat. Asa am v\u0103zut care mai merg \u00een Zanzibar, ca unii mergeau \u00een Mombassa, Kenya.<\/p>\n<p>Am ginit un cuplu \u0219i am intrebat-o pe gagica dac\u0103 au luat tot prin TUI Deutchland. Da. Bun, \u00een stil oltenesc, e bine ca mai sunt \u0219i al\u021bii, facem \u0219i noi ce fac ei. Mi-a mai venit inima la loc.<br \/>\nM\u00e2ncarea a fost okish, calda \u0219i destul\u0103. Inclusa.<br \/>\nLa 4:40 am ajuns \u00een Mombassa.<br \/>\nAm cobor\u00e2t to\u021bi sa fac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia curat \u0219i sa bage benzina. Aeroportul e o dugheana.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0587.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0587.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0587.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0588.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0588.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0588.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Asta e tot. Cu aer condi\u021bionat pe baza de ventilici.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0589.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0589.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0589.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Controlul de securitate la reimbarcare, o gluma. Oamenii relaxa\u021bi. Am trecut cu sticle de apa la 0.5 l cu chestii. Am scos doar laptopul din rucsac. Stai. Le-am zis \u0103lora de la munca ca nu \u00eel am cu mine<br \/>\nDeci n-am scos nimic, am trecut asa. Gen, dac\u0103 nu ai AKMul \u00een geanta e\u0219ti ok. Oamenii sunt shiny. 26 de grade \u0219i umed. La ora aia.<\/p>\n<p>Ne-am urcat \u0219i am mai f\u0103cut un salt de jum\u0103tate de ora. Nevasta se uita dup\u0103 curcubee. \u0218i dup\u0103 norii de vata de zahar de deasupra Zanzibarului.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0596.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0596.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0596.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0602.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0602.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0602.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>La aterizare am g\u0103sit un aeroport \u0219i mai mic dec\u00e2t ala din Mombassa.<br \/>\nAm fost surprins sa aflu ca Rom\u00e2nia nu pl\u0103te\u0219te viza $50\/pers. Credeam ca e treaba de UE. Dar nem\u021bii pl\u0103tesc. Eh, avantaj Sampras.<br \/>\n<strong>\u0218i am mai fost surprins ca nu mi-a cerut nimeni certificatul de vaccinare anti febra galbena. Deci l-am f\u0103cut degeaba, cum ar zice antivaxxerii.<\/strong><br \/>\nCic\u0103 la plecare va trebui sa pl\u0103tesc $48, taxe de aeroport. Pe perete au un tablou cu um dictator, ceva.<\/p>\n<p>La ie\u0219ire, dai peste &#8220;Banda rulanta&#8221; de bagaje. Aham, manual work, my friends.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/ir8dzYRwbCo\">Uite<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i de aci, am scanat bagajul prin x-ray, asa e la \u0103\u0219tia \u0219i la ie\u0219ire, iar apoi l-am v\u0103zut pe nenea de la TUI, care cic\u0103 a v\u0103zut mailul meu \u0219i mi-a scris&#8230;diminea\u021ba. Bine \u0219i asa.<br \/>\nNe-a b\u0103gat intr-un trancalici care avea aer condi\u021bionat. Asta<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0604.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0604.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0604.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Si-am plecat c\u0103tre hotel printre mahalale cu case f\u0103r\u0103 geamuri, \u00een general vai de mama lor, de-am f\u0103cut uite asa \u0219i o bucata de slum tourism, f\u0103r\u0103 sa vreau, vreo ora, cat a durat drumul<br \/>\nDar despre asta am sa spun alta data.<br \/>\n\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, Hakuna Matata.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0629.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0629.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0629.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0653.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"DSC_0653.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-dsc_0653.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>E mai frumos dec\u00e2t \u00een poze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am plecat la 6 diminea\u021ba din Bucure\u0219ti. Am ajuns la 7:30 \u00een Frankfurt, adic\u0103 2:30h mai t\u00e2rziu. Am l\u0103sat bagajele la Condor \u0219i am plecat&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,359],"tags":[401,403,402,360],"class_list":["post-2030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-de-vacanta","tag-condor","tag-drumul-spre-zanzinar","tag-tui","tag-zanzibar"],"views":2219,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-wK","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2030"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4187,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions\/4187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}