{"id":20587,"date":"2021-09-13T06:28:36","date_gmt":"2021-09-13T05:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20587"},"modified":"2021-09-13T07:31:17","modified_gmt":"2021-09-13T06:31:17","slug":"banci-ing-revolut-conjuratia-idiotilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20587","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103nci. ING & Revolut. Conjura\u021bia idio\u021bilor"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Emitere de card la ING<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Urma s\u0103 \u00eemi expire cardul la ING la final de august. Dar dac\u0103 am ajuns la ei prin mai pentru actualizare date pe contul de firm\u0103 zic s\u0103-i \u00eentreb cum o s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu cardul pe PF. \u201dP\u0103i se emite \u00een office-ul de care apar\u021bine\u021bi\u201d. \u201dNu vine acasa?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dDoar dac\u0103 cere\u021bi.\u201d \u201dCer!\u201d. \u201dP\u0103i nu a\u0219a, \u00een aplica\u021bie.\u201d Probabil c\u0103 am s\u0103 uit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu era bine, c\u0103 eu nu mai aveam treab\u0103 \u00een Titan \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, inteligent s\u0103 le spun s\u0103 m\u0103 mute \u0219i pe PF, c\u0103 mutaser\u0103 contul de firm\u0103, tot acolo la mine la LV . \u201dP\u0103i da, dar asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 lucra\u021bi mai mult cu noi, s\u0103 nu mai merge\u021bi la Bucure\u0219ti\u201d. \u201dP\u0103 nu mai, c\u0103 nu mai am cas\u0103 acolo, duh!\u201d. Nu, mai bine \u00eel l\u0103s\u0103m a\u0219a, c\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a sunte\u021bi online. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 gr\u0103beam, am zis \u201dbine, cum o fi\u201d \u0219i am plecat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Venise luna august \u0219i eu m\u0103 reg\u0103seam prin Bucure\u0219ti \u00een Titan cu alt\u0103 treab\u0103 \u0219i ce zic eu: \u201dia stai s\u0103 merg s\u0103 cump\u0103r \u0219i eu un fornetti de aici de la col\u021b, c\u0103 n-am mai m\u00e2ncat de mult \u0219i-mi f\u0103cuse careva poft\u0103 de gunoaiele alora\u201d. \u0218i a\u0219a mi-am adus aminte de cardul meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intru la Titan la agen\u021bie \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreb p-\u0103ia \u201dMi-a\u021bi emis , doamn\u0103, cardul, c\u0103 uite, st\u0103 s\u0103 expire?\u201d. \u201dNu c\u0103 nu vine la oficiu, v\u0103 sun\u0103 curierul s\u0103 vi-l trimit\u0103 acas\u0103, dar mai ave\u021bi timp, e de-abia \u00eenceputul lunii. Pe la jum\u0103tatea lunii \u00eencolo. \u201d .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dat dracului curierul \u0103sta, pe la jum\u0103tatea lunii eu eram prin jumatea planetei, nu m\u0103 g\u0103sea pe mine curierul acolo, dar v\u0103d eu cum oi face. C\u0103tr\u0103nit am uitat \u0219i s\u0103 cump\u0103r fornetti . Pagub\u0103-n ciuperci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu trec dou\u0103 zile, eram \u00een drum spre aeroport \u0219i primesc SMS: \u201dCardul dumneavoastr\u0103 a fost emis \u0219i v\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00een office Pallady<\/strong>\u201d. Eh, v\u0103d eu c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentorc, peste o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 \u00eentorc. Iau un taxi merg iar la office la Titan ( unde \u0219tiam c\u0103 aveam contul de PF, c\u0103 \u0103ia de la VL au zis c\u0103 nu m\u0103 mut\u0103 la ei, FMM) \u0219i \u00eentreb sictirit: \u201dCardul, femeie, m\u0103 mai fute\u021bi mult pe drumuri?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dNu e la noi. \u0218i oricum, dumneavoastr\u0103 apar\u021bine\u021bi acum de oficiul din V\u00e2lcea<\/strong>, n-avea de ce s\u0103 fie la noi. \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dTe dai dracului. OK, dar mesajul… Ia stai a\u0219a, de ce spune doamn\u0103 mesajul s\u0103 merg, \u00een mor\u021bii vo\u0219tri, la Pallady<\/strong>, c\u0103 eu mi-am mutat contul de acolo la voi de cel pu\u021bin 4 ani\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dNu \u0219tiu, dar merge\u021bi acolo c\u0103 e aproape, o sta\u021bie de metrou\u201d. \u201dMerg \u00een pizda m\u0103-tii\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trebuia s\u0103 fi mers, c\u0103 f\u0103cusem deja un ocol de o or\u0103 cu taxiul pentru un am\u0103r\u00e2t de card. Ce mai contau 15 minute. Dar am zis c\u0103 \u00eemi bag pula, s\u0103 m\u0103 mai caute \u0219i ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sun la ING \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreb de ce nu \u00eemi trimit cardul acas\u0103. C\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-l cer eu din aplica\u021bie ca s\u0103 vin\u0103 acas\u0103, c\u0103 ei \u0219tiu c\u0103 expir\u0103, dar nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 mai am eu nevoie de el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dMam\u0103 ce pro\u0219ti, p\u0103i n-am nevoie, c\u0103 alimentez cardul de la Revolut \u0219i cheltui banii cu \u0103la . E bine a\u0219a? \u0218i atunci de ce a venit la Pallady, c\u0103 nu mai am contul acolo de dinainte s\u0103 albesc cu voi?\u201d. \u201dNu \u0219tim, dar pot s\u0103 cer s\u0103 vin\u0103 la V\u00e2lcea\u201d. \u201d\u00cen c\u00e2t timp? \u201d. \u201dC\u00e2teva zile, primi\u021bi un SMS.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trece o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i nu primesc nimic. Zic, asta e, plec \u00een UK , rezolv c\u00e2nd vin. M\u0103 fac c\u0103 plec, nu-mi iese, mai stau o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. \u00cei sun pe \u0103ia de la oficiu de la V\u00e2lcea direct s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 dac\u0103 au cardul meu. C\u0103 ei nu \u00eemi pot da informa\u021bii personale, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 pot autentifica, c\u0103 ei au un serviciu de autentificare pe linia lor de Servicii cu Publicul de la centru. C\u0103cat, nu vor s\u0103-\u0219i piard\u0103 vremea cu mine, \u0219tii ce zic? C\u0103 primesc SMS. Pe pizda m\u0103-sii, primesc. C\u0103 s\u0103 vin cu buletinul la ei \u0219i \u00eemi r\u0103spund la \u00eentreb\u0103ri, c\u0103 pot fi oricine. Pot, da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ii spun:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dFemeie, nu vreau nicio informa\u021bie personal\u0103, vreau s\u0103-mi spui dac\u0103 ave\u021bi cardul meu acolo \u0219i dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103-mi spui doar caut\u0103-l \u0219i informeaz\u0103-m\u0103 pe canale oficiale, sun\u0103-m\u0103 tu la num\u0103rul de contact. \u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sun la num\u0103rul general de contact, \u00eei iau rudele \u00een pul\u0103 Mariei, s\u0103 m\u0103 transfere la robo\u021bii \u0103ia cu salariu minim pe economie, ceea ce \u0219i face. Iar \u00eentreb unde e cardul. Nu se \u0219tie. \u0102ia de la Palady zic c\u0103 l-au trimis, \u0103ia de la Valcea c\u0103 nu l-au primit. E pe undeva. C\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 ea o investiga\u021bie, c\u0103 s\u0103-mi explicea ea mie de ce s-a pierdut cardul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dTermin\u0103, doamn\u0103, prostiile astea, c\u00e2t\u0103 energie vrei s\u0103 consum\u0103m at\u00e2\u021bia oameni pentru o bucat\u0103 de plastic?\u201d \u201dBlocheaz\u0103-l dracului, nu e mai simplu?\u201d. \u201dBa, da, dac\u0103 nu ave\u021bi nevoie de el…\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Taci \u00een pula mea. Nevoie, auzi. Am conturi de prea mult timp la ei, vina mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai multe verific\u0103ri Revolut<\/p><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Am zis c\u0103 au \u00eenceput \u0103\u0219<\/a>tia s\u0103 m\u0103 verifice prin mai c\u0103 am prea mul\u021bi bani transfera\u021bi prin ei – \u0219i pentru asta tot eu sunt de vin\u0103, evident. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I-am luat la pul\u0103 \u0219i am crezut c\u0103 au terminat verific\u0103rile cu sugces. Asta era prin mai. Nu, de fapt le-au suspendat p\u00e2n\u0103 s-au dezmeticit. Imediat ce s-a terminat episodul de mai sus cu ING-ul , \u00eemi scriu \u0103\u0219tia c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi limiteze contul s\u0103 le trimit documentele cerute. August.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce documente, m\u0103, n-a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles de data trecut\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218i am \u021binut-o langa din nou p\u00e2n\u0103 mi-au limitat contul. Fix c\u00e2nd aveam nevoie s\u0103 mut ni\u0219te bani s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc ni\u0219te me\u0219teri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am f\u0103cut eu altfel, n-am stat dup\u0103 ei, dar mi-a picat fisa. Ia stai a\u0219a, c\u0103 v\u0103 limitez \u0219i v\u0103 \u00eenchid eu pe voi, nu voi pe mine. Nu pl\u0103tesc eu premium pentru cont limitat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218i-am \u00eenceput s\u0103 golesc pe acolo. \u00cen dou\u0103 ore era verificarea terminat\u0103, contul \u00eenapoi la loc. Dup\u0103 care s-au g\u00e2ndit ei s\u0103-mi dea moca upgrade nu \u0219tiu ce pachet de metal ( fiare looom!) care nu m\u0103 ajut\u0103 la nimic, vreme de trei luni. S\u0103 le fie de bine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 a\u0219tept dup\u0103 aia s\u0103 se apuce s\u0103 \u00eemi ia bani f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe, pe pachetul \u0103la, c\u0103 a\u0219a se face. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat cam multe chestii vara asta \u0219i \u00een general sunt un cet\u0103\u021bean temperamental. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e de la temperatur\u0103, \u00eemi pun englejii bromur\u0103 \u00een ceai, sau de la relaxarea din vacan\u021ba asta, dar sunt oarecum relaxat pe tem\u0103. Concluzia e c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ai backup la orice serviciu. C\u0103-calitatea scade domnilor cam \u00een toate \u021b\u0103rile, c\u0103-i Rom\u00e2nia, c\u0103-i UK, mai aud pove\u0219ti \u0219i de prin Germania. Aia e, calitatea scade, obi\u0219nui\u021bi-v\u0103 cu ideea \u0219i face\u021bi-v\u0103 backupuri, nu v\u0103 baza\u021bi. Motivul e simplu, toat\u0103 lumea vrea angaja\u021bi imigran\u021bi sau retarda\u021bi cu salarii mici, lua\u021bi aminte la numele \u0103stora din comunic\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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