{"id":20660,"date":"2021-09-21T06:04:12","date_gmt":"2021-09-21T05:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20660"},"modified":"2021-09-21T06:04:12","modified_gmt":"2021-09-21T05:04:12","slug":"pandemie-sa-ne-prefacem-ca-nu-i-nimic-si-doua-beri-va-rog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20660","title":{"rendered":"Pandemie: S\u0103 ne prefacem c\u0103 nu-i nimic \u0219i dou\u0103 beri, v\u0103 rog"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00centors \u00een UK am f\u0103cut \u0219i trimis testele de ziua 2, \u00eengrijorat c\u0103 statului britanicesc i-ar p\u0103sa poate de legile lui \u0219i m-ar pedepsi \u00eentru amend\u0103, dac\u0103 nu. 250 de lire aruncate pe geam . Ajuns in \u021bar\u0103, mai purta \u0219oferul de taxi masc\u0103 pe bot \u0219i noi la el \u00een taxi, r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd astfel cu impresia c\u0103 se poart\u0103 masc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La prima tur\u0103 \u00een supermarket au \u00eenceput \u00eendoielile. M\u0103, cum vine asta, graficul parc\u0103 nu arat\u0103 chiar relaxare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cazuri s\u0103 tot fie la 25,000 pe zi, iar mor\u021bi la 150 de buc\u0103\u021bi . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Nu e de stat \u00een cas\u0103 , ne-am \u00eemprietenit cu doamna cu coasa, dar parc\u0103 nici n-ar fi vremea s\u0103 ne scuip\u0103m in gur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103rerea mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Legea acili\u0219ea zice c\u0103 nu mai e obligatoriu s\u0103 poarte lumea masc\u0103 \u00een nicio situa\u021bie. Se vede treaba c\u0103 func\u021bioneaz\u0103, cazurile cresc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Desigur guvernul recomand\u0103. Recomand\u0103 pe pizda m\u0103-sii, am fost asear\u0103 la zerodegrees, barul unde merg cel mai des. Personalul nu purta masc\u0103, \u00een locul unde bem noi de obicei era un fel de petrecere , discotec\u0103 , nu \u0219tiu exact ce , dar un grup de tineri ( vreo 100 a\u0219a) erau aduna\u021bi la distan\u021ba social\u0103 la care nu-\u021bi mai po\u021bi \u021bine curul in siguran\u021b\u0103 de pulele vecinilor , f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103\u0219ti , normal \u0219i petreceau. Ne-am retras \u00eentr-un col\u021b dintr-un separeu din spate, unde era liber \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe de-o parte \u0103\u0219tia au memoria unui pe\u0219te. Au uitat c\u0103 au stat toamna trecut\u0103 la z\u0103brele. Nu iau seama c\u0103 vaccinul pizdii are \u0219i el succes limitat, e cam zeam\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi fost t\u00e2n\u0103r a\u0219 fi zis la fel – moarte bo\u0219orogilor, am s\u0103-mi iau limba in gur\u0103 cu toat\u0103 lumeaaaa…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Fiind un bo\u0219orog \u00eensurat \u0219i cu copii pe nota de plat\u0103, m-am uitat in paharul meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au inventat \u0103\u0219tia beri noi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Din ce e acolo a comandat so\u021bia una mic\u0103 de ca\u00ecse, c\u0103 cic\u0103 avea gust ca aia din sezonul prim\u0103var\u0103 var\u0103 de Mango. Nu mi se pare. Dar bunicic\u0103, de var\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am comandat eu ceva Intensified nouances. B\u0103i, pi\u0219oalc\u0103 de “trei jumate” cum se vede pe foaie, bei o pint\u0103, te pi\u0219i dou\u0103, dar nu rea la gust. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dup\u0103 care so\u021bia \u0219i-a luat o imita\u021bie de bere german\u0103 weizen, care, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea asta e, cam imita\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar eu am luat una mic\u0103 d-aia tare, c\u0103 a\u0219a scrie acolo s\u0103 \u00eencepi u\u0219or – asta e a mai bun\u0103, arome intense merge cu ceva s\u0103rat, eventual, dar dac\u0103 bei lipsit de aten\u021bie d\u0103 cu tine de p\u0103m\u00e2nt de nu te vezi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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O s\u0103 bag niste poze p\u0103 instagram\u0103 s\u0103 le fac \u0103stora reclam\u0103 gratis, nu de alta , dar sunt independen\u021bi, au deschis \u0219i ei \u00een 4 ora\u0219e. Acu, \u00een Cardiff, Bristol \u0219i mai nu \u0219tiu unde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00centors \u00een UK am f\u0103cut \u0219i trimis testele de ziua 2, \u00eengrijorat c\u0103 statului britanicesc i-ar p\u0103sa poate de legile lui \u0219i m-ar pedepsi \u00eentru…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20659,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4044,3111,1594],"tags":[4609,3796,4457],"class_list":["post-20660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-de-baut","category-reading","category-uk","tag-carciumi","tag-covid-19","tag-zerodegrees"],"views":1263,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/P_20210916_211849-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5ne","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20660\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/20659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}