{"id":20734,"date":"2021-10-02T10:56:22","date_gmt":"2021-10-02T09:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20734"},"modified":"2021-10-02T10:56:22","modified_gmt":"2021-10-02T09:56:22","slug":"si-cu-asta-basca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20734","title":{"rendered":"\u0218i cu asta basca!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Plecam\u00a0 de la o teras\u0103 din mall, dup\u0103 ni\u0219te limonade, sucuri \u0219i bere fara alcool cu ni\u0219te prieteni \u0219i mi se urcase b\u0103utura la cap c\u0103 aveam poft\u0103 s\u0103 mai cheltuiesc ni\u0219te bani, s\u0103 cump\u0103r o basc\u0103, c\u0103 urma s\u0103 plec \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i fix in drumul meu o dughean\u0103 din aia pusa strategic l\u00e2ng\u0103 scara rulant\u0103. M\u0103 uit la hap\u0219c\u0103, o \u00eentorc pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile, aproape salivez pe ea, n-am mai v\u0103zut de mult\u0103 vreme ceva din material a\u0219a bun, \u0219i culoare, \u0219i ce s\u0103 mai, dac\u0103 \u00eemi vine bine o iau.\u00a0 De obicei sunt mai rezervat \u00een a aprecia lucuri \u00eenainte de a vedea pre\u021bul. \u00cemi las loc de a spune c\u0103, domne, nu \u00eemi vine prea bine, mai \u00eencerc, mai vedem. V\u0103 sun eu, dac\u0103 e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u021bia mi-a zis s\u0103 \u00eentreb c\u00e2t cost\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nici nu m\u0103 mai uit la pre\u021b, c\u00e2t pula mea poate s\u0103 coste o basc\u0103, pe ultima am dat 30 de lei, pe \u0103stea le fumez, nu le cump\u0103r. \u0218i a\u0219a le pierd des.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

E cam larg\u0103, dezam\u0103gire, dar are doamna una fix pe capul meu mic \u0219i cu pu\u021bini neuroni la ora aia. Alege \u0219i so\u021bia o p\u0103l\u0103rie pentru ea \u0219i pleac\u0103 s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 la telefon cu copilul, c\u0103 o sunase c\u0103 era urgent. Eu cu cardul \u00een urm\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc, c\u0103 a\u0219a se face, treab\u0103 de polite\u021be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bag\u0103 doamna\u00a0 p\u0103l\u0103riile \u00een nu \u0219tiu ce, nu \u0219tiu ce-ul in pung\u0103, \u0219i \u00eemi \u00eentinde POS-ul.\u00a0 Partea asta e confuz\u0103 c\u0103 m-au n\u0103ucit cifrele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

900 \u0219i ceva de lei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O fi gre\u0219it un zero. \u00centreb ca un retardat care nu \u0219tie bine s\u0103 citeasc\u0103: 900 de lei? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu mi-a trecut dec\u00e2t la vreo dou\u0103 ore prin cap ideea c\u0103, b\u0103i, poate dac\u0103 \u00eemi place un lucru \u0219i dac\u0103 mi-l permit, m\u0103car din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eel cump\u0103r. \u0218i am alungat-o imediat cu t\u0103m\u00e2ie, am tres\u0103rit de era sa fac accident pe autostrad\u0103. Cred c\u0103 m\u0103 lua somnul la volan sau ceva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam a\u0219a la cum pula mea s\u0103 nu o mai cump\u0103r, dup\u0103 ce m-am t\u0103v\u0103lit pe jos c\u0103 ce mi\u0219to e.\u00a0M\u0103 fac de r\u00e2s. S\u0103 nu i-o cump\u0103r pe a so\u021biei nici nu \u00eemi trecea prin cap, \u00eemi permit s\u0103 fiu zg\u00e2rcit cu mine… Dar nu \u0219tiam c\u00e2t cost\u0103 a so\u021biei, c\u0103 renun\u021bam la a mea, dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 dac\u0103 a mea cost\u0103 30 de lei cum am pl\u0103nuit\u00a0 \u0219i nu ajung nic\u0103ieri?\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca un b\u0103rbat responsabil de ac\u021biunile lui, mi-a trecut prin cap o secund\u0103 s\u0103 o las pe doamna cu p\u0103l\u0103riile \u00een pung\u0103 \u0219i cu POS-ul in m\u00e2n\u0103, pe so\u021bie \u00een hol la telefon \u0219i s\u0103 fug ca \u00een desene animate.\u00a0 S\u0103 dispar undeva, m\u0103car vreo dou\u0103 zile, p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la o solu\u021bie de dat timpul \u00eenapoi \u0219i plecat acas\u0103 cu liftul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e c\u0103 nu aveam bani , c\u0103 erau destui pe card s\u0103 le cump\u0103r \u0103lora jum\u0103tate de dughean\u0103 de p\u0103l\u0103rii \u0219i e\u0219arfe, dar sim\u021beam c\u0103 e ceva in neregul\u0103 cu mine. \u00cen timp ce tastam pinul m\u0103 \u00eentrebam dac\u0103 o fi posibil s\u0103 fac cumva s\u0103 nu o pierd zece ani.\u00a0 \u0218i s\u0103 nu se strice. Poate s\u0103 nu o port. O \u021bin de \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bugetul de b\u0103\u0219ti pe zece ani cheltuit \u00eentr-o clip\u0103. Toate posibilele alegeri ieftine de lucruri care nu sunt fix ce vreau , dar la banii \u0103ia merg – anulate pe loc\u00a0 de ru\u0219inea de a recunoa\u0219te public c\u0103 sunt s\u0103rac; c\u0103 \u00een sufletul meu sunt un om s\u0103rac, oric\u00e2\u021bi bani a\u0219 avea \u00een buzunar. De\u0219i asta \u00eemi venea s\u0103 strig acolo \u00een hol s\u0103 aud\u0103 tot cartierul. “Sunt saraaaaac” \u0219i s\u0103-mi ridic fusta in cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi zic c\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 revan\u0219ez. O s\u0103 cump\u0103r numai ieftineli de haine de-acum \u00eencolo sau nu o s\u0103 mai cump\u0103r deloc, p\u00e2n\u0103 nu simt c\u0103 am compensat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plec \u00een excursie \u0219i n-am curea sport. Am vreo dou\u0103 din alea de piele pentru pantaloni business , dar nu sport \u0219i nu am ce face cu ele in context. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adic\u0103 am dou\u0103 \u0219i sport, dar au ruginit cataramele. C\u0103 au 5-10 ani \u0219i au costat tot a\u0219a, 30-40 de lei. Aveam eu una mai mi\u0219to, dar e in UK. Asta e , cu astea ruginite plec \u00een Seychelles ( nu v\u0103 lega\u021bi de c\u00e2t cost\u0103 o vacan\u021b\u0103 acolo versus un r\u00e2nd de haine, sau o curea, n-o s-o scoate\u021bi la cap\u0103t cu mine cu logic\u0103 din asta, sau cu orice fel de logic\u0103 ).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajuns acolo, m\u0103 uit c\u0103 poate au \u0103ia ceva curele ieftine, la magazinul hotelului. Au una ca aia din UK , dar albastr\u0103, at\u00e2ta c\u0103 \u0219i mai mi\u0219to, c\u0103 pe \u0103ia am cumparat-o de pe Amazon, are ceva imita\u021bie de mu\u0219ama \u00eenainte de cataram\u0103, asta are piele de pul\u0103 de cal de mare, care cam miroase a piele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Miroase a scump. M\u0103 uit la pre\u021b. Sor\u0103 cu basca. B\u0103, d\u0103-o \u00een hai c\u0103 eu venisem aici s\u0103 cump\u0103r ochelari de \u00eenot; plus c\u0103 si-a\u0219a cred c\u0103 nu e bun\u0103 \u0219i asta de o am mai are c\u00e2teva puncte \u00een care nu a ruginit, trebuie s\u0103 o consum de tot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u021bia \u00eemi spune c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eemi place ar trebui s\u0103 o cump\u0103r c\u0103 e din material…Ba, dimpotriv\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eemi place ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 ab\u021bin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ies de acolo privind lung \u0219i min\u021bind c\u0103 las\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndesc “dac\u0103 e” \u0219i dac\u0103 vreau vin eu \u0219i-o iau mai \u00eencolo ( eventual dup\u0103 ce pleac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia acas\u0103 ), dar sunt vindecat \u0219i \u00eemp\u0103cat cu r\u0103zbunarea ce mi-o impun asupr\u0103-mi . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajung in UK \u0219i \u00eemi caut cureaua, nu \u0219tiu pe unde e , prin cutiile cu haine; o g\u0103sesc eu. M\u0103 uit la \u0219apc\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 uit la mine m\u00e2ndru c\u0103 am rezistat \u0219i nu mi-am cump\u0103rat curea, am c\u0103rat cu mine din UK una din alea ruginite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2nd cu un “la mul\u021bi ani” primesc \u0219i o cutie cu o curea ca aia . Prea ca aia. Sper s\u0103 fie din UK, dar o miros \u0219i pute a piele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

N-are pre\u021b. Nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t cost\u0103. Eu mi-am f\u0103cut datoria . \u0218i cu pula in cur \u0219i cu sufletul \u00een rai. Fix cum \u00eemi place mie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Douaj’ de ani d-acum \u00eencolo…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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