{"id":20800,"date":"2021-10-14T05:58:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-14T04:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20800"},"modified":"2021-10-18T23:48:48","modified_gmt":"2021-10-18T22:48:48","slug":"bariera-de-limbaj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20800","title":{"rendered":"Barier\u0103 de limbaj"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A trebuit s\u0103 m\u0103 tund. Nu se mai putea. Drept care iar sunt nervos o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din martie 2020 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een august anul asta m-a tuns doar so\u021bia \u0219i eu am fost c\u00e2t se poate de mul\u021bumit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In august, cum m\u0103 aflam \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, eram vaccinat, nu era val, aveam nevoie doar de un mic retu\u0219. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am trecut, pur \u0219i simplu, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o frizerie in Rm. V\u00e2lcea, din aia de pe timpul lui Ceau\u0219escu ( fostele “Igiena” sau ceva) \u0219i c\u00e2t s-au dus fetele p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een parc am intra acolo. Erau dou\u0103 tanti de v\u00e2rsta mamei. I-am spus uneia ce vreau de la ea, a confirmat cu “da, mam\u0103, treci pe scaun” \u0219i m-a aranjat in 15 minute. 20 de lei + 10 bac\u0219i\u0219. Mi-a pl\u0103cut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trecu timpul \u0219i nu se mai putea s\u0103 a\u0219tept p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Aici nu prea g\u0103sesc pe nimeni s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 ce vreau. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am g\u0103sit pe unii pe aproape , prin centru , dar \u0103ia iau 45 de lire s\u0103 \u00eei fut in bot. \u0218i tot nu e ce trebuie, dar e pe aproape. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unde m-am mutat e frizerie destul de aproape. Ceva maghrebieni. Din aia ma\u0219ini\u0219ti, care te fac ca la armat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intru acolo, era unul liber, m\u0103 invit\u0103 s\u0103 iau loc \u0219i \u00eei explic fix ce vreau, c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 \u00eemi p\u0103strez parul lung, dar s\u0103 fie aranjat. Zice c\u0103 e clar, \u00eemi arat\u0103 c\u00e2t o s\u0103 taie, pare bine. M\u0103car nu m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 ce num\u0103r vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 tund\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt cu ochii pe el s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 a \u00een\u021beles. Dac\u0103 ia ma\u0219ina de tuns, e clar c\u0103 nu a \u00een\u021beles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ia foarfeca \u0219i m\u0103 luminez la fa\u021b\u0103. Chiar pare c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u021belege tunde pu\u021bin, pu\u021bin , pu\u021bin. \u00cemi salt\u0103 parul pe o parte \u00eendreapt\u0103, face – \u00een mintea mea zic , b\u0103i ce tare e tipul. O secund\u0103 m\u0103 pierd \u00een oglind\u0103, nu mai mult – mor\u021bii ei de vanitate – \u0219i o ia de la cap\u0103t \u0219i mai d\u0103 o tur\u0103 prin p\u0103r\u021bi. Presupun c\u0103 i s-a p\u0103rut prea lung. \u00cel opresc \u00eei explic c\u0103 desi tunde bine, nu e ce am cerut. \u00cei spun, c\u0103tr\u0103nit, c\u0103 nu-i bai de data asta , numai s\u0103 nu m\u0103 tund\u0103 \u0219i mai scurt, s\u0103 \u00eendrepte la nivelul \u0103la. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zice c\u0103 nu i se pare scurt, cred \u0219i eu, l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine e unul pe care \u00eel tunde colegul lui standard, periu\u021b\u0103 prin p\u0103r\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Bine, boss, nu e scurt dar nu te duce mai mult las\u0103 a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u0103 omul la linie, mai scurteaz\u0103 un pic, \u00eemi \u00eentinde p\u0103rul \u0219i \u00eemi face coam\u0103 c\u0103 lui Johnny Bravo , m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eemi place , s\u0103-mi fie de bine, cum ar fi zis daca era rom\u00e2n. \u00cencepuse at\u00e2ta de bine \u00eenc\u00e2t i-am zis c\u0103 \u00eei mai dau o \u0219ans\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 data viitoare \u00eei explic mai clar. Ii mai dau o \u0219ans\u0103, dar dup\u0103 ce mai creste parul ajung in Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i m\u0103 ia careva la polish acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Altfel, da, mi place de numai pot, \u00eemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 bag cu capul canal; cum ajung ajung acas\u0103 \u00eemi aduce aminte so\u021bia cum sem\u0103n cu Beavis and Butt-Head ( unul dintre ei ) de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 tund \u00een UK. Fie-mea a mic\u0103 rade \u0219i spune c\u0103 ar\u0103t amuzant. Mie nu mi se pare amuzant, dar in fine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am ajuns la concluzia c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie o barier\u0103 de comunicare. Nu se poate ca un om s\u0103 tund\u0103 \u00een acela\u0219i timp bine \u0219i prost. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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