{"id":20834,"date":"2021-10-21T06:15:32","date_gmt":"2021-10-21T05:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20834"},"modified":"2021-10-21T11:59:42","modified_gmt":"2021-10-21T10:59:42","slug":"operatiunea-monstrul-din-loch-ness-2-drive-ul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20834","title":{"rendered":"Operatiunea Monstrul din Loch Ness: 2 – drive-ul"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 ni\u0219te bani, nu mai conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2t, dar nimic nu e gratis, am extins \u0219i driveul. Voiam s\u0103-mi schimb rabla, dar unde s-o pun. Acuma nu mai e cazul, c\u0103 nu mai am bani de rabl\u0103. A\u0219a merge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C\u00e2te ceva despre cum merge treaba asta. Cer cota\u021bii de pre\u021b la diver\u0219i. Vine unul, d\u0103 un pre\u021b, c\u0103 dac\u0103 vreau, c\u0103 el m\u00e2ine se bag\u0103. Nu, nu vreau c\u0103 e mult . Vine altul d\u0103 un pre\u021b cu vreo 35% mai ieftin, dar din ianuarie, la anul,  c\u0103 \u0103l de anul \u0103sta aparent a trecut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revine primul \u0219i zice c\u0103 face \u201dde luni\u201d cu 12% mai mult ca \u0103la. Puteam s\u0103 zic \u201dnu\u201d, dar am fost prost. Atunci nu \u0219tiam, p\u0103rea om ca lumea. P\u0103rea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Stabilim ce \u0219i cum. Demolat o gr\u0103din\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 din fa\u021ba casei, p\u0103strat doi pomi din ea, pavat , l\u0103sat o bucat\u0103 de p\u0103m\u00e2nt langa gardurile din c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103,t\u0103iat \u0219i<\/strong> demolat st\u00e2lpii de intrare dinspre strad\u0103 \u0219i l\u0103rgit\u0103 un pic intrarea, cu vreo un metru a\u0219a, c\u0103 era frecu\u0219 cu ma\u0219ina. Zic frecu\u0219 cu tabla de c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103, nu altceva.  Mai era o gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103 ridicat\u0103 pe dreapta cum ie\u0219i din curte, c\u0103 s\u0103 o coboare \u0219i pe aia.  Reconstruit st\u00e2lpii, ca ai vecinului , c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia erau ca ni\u0219te turnuri de arca\u0219i. Sigur, \u00eemi pl\u0103ceau mie a\u0219a, dar, hai mai bine s\u0103 facem un pic de conformism.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au zis ei c\u0103 o s\u0103 pun\u0103 “top soil” si membran\u0103 sa nu mai creasc\u0103 buruieni, \u0219i c\u0103 vor sp\u0103la cu presiune ( ei au zis c\u0103 sableaz\u0103, dar nu era cazul) pavajul existent s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eemprosp\u0103teze culoarea. Perfect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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B\u0103tut palma \u0219i au zis c\u0103 vin de luni. B\u0103i, pe partea asta nimic de zis.  Oamenii au fost punctuali, diminea\u021ba erau co oameni \u0219i ma\u0219ini \u00een curte.  P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 fiu eu atent deja d\u0103r\u00e2maser\u0103 st\u00e2lpii \u0219i umpluser\u0103 curtea cu p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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P\u00e2n\u0103 seara au luat p\u0103m\u00e2ntul. Ar\u0103ta ur\u00e2t, dar nu mai ur\u00e2t ca \u00eenainte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Treaba mergea bine, dup\u0103 care au \u00eenceput cu mizeriile de upselling. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 uite, c\u0103 sunt dou\u0103 probleme, una mai mare ca alta.  C\u0103 pavajul \u0103sta vechi e vechi \u0219i v\u0103lurit \u0219i ar fi mai bine s\u0103 \u00eel scoatem \u0219i pe \u0103sta \u0219i s\u0103 punem unul la fel de la cap la cap \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi facem un pre\u021b bun. Dar stai, c\u0103 asta nu e tot! ( Teleshopping, da). Gardul tau e vechi \u0219i acum se mi\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i poate s\u0103 cad\u0103 pe trec\u0103tori.  Iar la faza asta au fost m\u00e2rlani, c\u0103 au zis c\u0103 \u00eel taie <\/strong> \u0219i demoleaz\u0103 st\u00e2lpii, dar nu au f\u0103cut a\u0219a. Au demolat st\u00e2lpul cu barosul \u0219i s-a dezgardinat mortarul de pe c\u0103r\u0103mizi in unele locuri, pentru c\u0103 da, e vechi. C\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u00eel reconstruiasc\u0103 de la cap. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 \u00eemi dau ei un pre\u021b bun. Doar dublu fa\u021b\u0103 de pre\u021bul ini\u021bial. Mar\u0219, m\u0103, d-aci.  So\u021bia a zis sa fiu politicos c\u0103 eu a\u0219 fi avut o discu\u021bie, cum meritau, ca \u00een t\u00e2rg la Vitan.  Le-am spus c\u0103 le mul\u021bumesc frumos. S\u0103 fac\u0103 ce ne-am \u00een\u021beles, pe suma pe care ne-am \u00een\u021beles. \u0218i pentru c\u0103 au v\u0103zut ei c\u0103 nu pot trage nimic, au \u00eenceput cu mizeriile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ini\u021bial au zis c\u0103 replanteaz\u0103 pomul \u0103la de langa casa , dar pe urm\u0103 au zis c\u0103 email bine s\u0103 nu \u00eel deranjeze, c\u0103 poate moare \u0219i \u00een fond, de ce s\u0103 mai munce\u0219ti, nu mai bine ii fac ei un g\u0103rdule\u021b mic de c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 \u00eemprejur? Au convins-o pe so\u021bie s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta \u0219i nu zic , arat\u0103 bine. Pe urm\u0103, la colt era un capac de canalizare , ridicat c\u00e2t gr\u0103dina, care a trebuit \u0219i el cobor\u00e2t cu gradina. Adic\u0103 de la c\u0103minul de canalizare , \u00eendep\u0103rtat 3 r\u00e2nduri de c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103, care nu se \u021bineau bine oricum, \u0219i \u00eent\u0103rit un pic cu ciment. Eh, astea pe bani, taic\u0103, c\u0103 cum ar veni sunt in plus.  400 de lire. Dac\u0103 era dup\u0103 mine le spuneam s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 g\u0103rdule\u021bul din c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 pun\u0103 c\u0103r\u0103mizile la loc la canalul \u0103la, de\u0219i aia era parte din cerin\u021ba ini\u021bial\u0103. Le f\u0103ceam eu.  In fine, so\u021bia a zis c\u0103 le vrea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au pus material de substrat, au compactat , au adus nisip. Au sp\u0103lat pavajul vechi \u0219i arat\u0103 de zici c\u0103 e nou. GG la treaba asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dup\u0103 care, au pus pavajul \u0219i n-au mai pus nicio membran\u0103 antiburuieni. In practic\u0103, asta a fost mai bine, pentru c\u0103 panta e de a\u0219a natur\u0103 c\u0103 ar fi stat apa pe pavaj \u0219i nu prea ne convenea, dar nu s-au consultat cu noi, nu l-au pus c\u0103 plm scump. C\u00e2nd i-am \u00eentrebat de ea, c\u0103 stai c\u0103 am pus ceva mai bun weecular  . Wee cine? Omul zicea Weed killer \u0219i pentru prima oar\u0103 de c\u00e2nd sunt aici n-am \u00een\u021beles un englez ce spune. In fine, cic\u0103 a pus el ierbicid in substrat . Awww. A pus pe pizda m\u0103-sii. Eram prea sictirit, i-am l\u0103sat s\u0103 \u00eei de-a \u00eenainte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au pus pavajul \u0219i st\u00e2lpii noi. St\u00e2lpii noi nu i-au construit ca pe ai vecinului, cu c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 neagr\u0103 deasupra \u0219i bavur\u0103 din \u021bigl\u0103 , c\u0103 ei n-au, c\u0103… Merge \u0219i a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Au adus  p\u0103m\u00e2nt s\u0103 umple partea care trebuie s\u0103 fie cu flori. “Top soil”, pe dracu’.  Are pietri\u0219 in el \u0219i miroase a materiale de construc\u021bii. Altfel, e negru. I-am \u00eentrebat de unde au luat ei top soilul asta care miroase a ciment \u0219i au zis c\u0103 au ei furnizor bun. Cred c\u0103 e in parte p\u0103m\u00e2ntul excavat anterior. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dar altfel st\u0103 ma\u0219ina acuma parcat\u0103. Pot s\u0103 fac cercule\u021be in curte. Se vede gardul murdar de p\u0103m\u00e2nt , nu? Trebuie s\u0103 cump\u0103r un aparat de sp\u0103lat cu presiune \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 ocup. C\u0103 nu, aia nu au zis c\u0103 fac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Erau ni\u0219te r\u0103d\u0103cini r\u0103mase prin gard dup\u0103 ce au cobor\u00e2t nivelul. C\u0103 nu, ei nu le taie nici pe alea, c\u0103 nu am vorbit a\u0219a ceva. \u0218i alte m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219uri. Cum ar fi, nu au sp\u0103lat drive-ul dup\u0103 ultima nisipare. Mai aveau \u0219i preten\u021bia c\u0103 s\u0103 le fac review bun pe Checktrade. Da, maxim le fac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In afar\u0103 de asta, unul dintre muncitori era rom\u00e2n. Venise \u0219i el \u00een UK cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103. Bine a venit, r\u0103u a nimerit. Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu avea vreun act, drept de munc\u0103, sau de altfel, lucra la \u0103\u0219tia la negru \u0219i \u00eel pl\u0103tesc la mi\u0219to, normal. 80 de lire pe zi .  E drept c\u0103 nici nu vorbea o boaba de englez\u0103 \u0219i nu avea tipul mai mult de 30 de ani, dac\u0103. Se vede treaba c\u0103 nici englez\u0103 nu se mai \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, au b\u0103gat \u0103\u0219tia desene dublate la Cartoon Network FMM. B\u0103 , o boab\u0103 nu \u0219tia, gen cum spui ap\u0103. Lucra cu un albanez care mai \u00eenv\u0103\u021base \u0103la un pic de rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. In fine, observase \u0219i el c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia care au acte \u0219i \u0219tiu un pic de englez\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 \u0219i ei 150-200 de lire pe zi, dar ce s\u0103 faci. A observat el c\u0103 e ur\u00e2t\u0103 Anglia, ur\u00e2cio\u0219i englejii, ca ni\u0219te samsari din Vitan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anglia poate nu e a\u0219a ur\u00e2t\u0103. Nici frumoas\u0103. Dar englezii pare c\u0103 nu-s nici \u0103\u0219tia nu-s cine \u0219tie ce. Se \u00een\u021beleg bine cu p\u0103tura de jos a romulanilor, pe care \u00eei exploateaz\u0103, \u0219i se merit\u0103 unii pe al\u021bii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Despre mine, am s\u0103 incerc s\u0103 lucrez  mai mult cu oameni cu alt heritage, cum zic \u0103\u0219tia. S\u0103 aib\u0103 m\u0103car o s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 de altceva mai de calitate. Nenea care mi-a f\u0103cut baia, tac-s\u0103u e neam\u021b. Nu e nici el aur, dar e altceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cencet-\u00eencet, rezolv\u0103m noi. \u0218i dup\u0103 aia vindem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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