{"id":20884,"date":"2021-10-29T02:27:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-29T01:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20884"},"modified":"2021-10-29T08:41:53","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T07:41:53","slug":"cel-mai-scurt-vrum-si-gata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20884","title":{"rendered":"Cel mai scurt: Vrum \u0219i gata"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am plecat cu o zi \u00een urm\u0103 \u00een vitez\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103tutit din curte, dar m-am uitat pe camera de marsarier s\u0103 nu dau peste vreo or\u0103tanie, c\u0103 am mai masacrat o curc\u0103 acum doi ani \u0219i aproape am pl\u00e2ns de necaz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Era coco\u0219ul, dormea sub ma\u0219in\u0103. C\u00e2nd am urnit un pic ma\u0219ina a ie\u0219it \u0219i s-a dat mai \u00eencolo. Bun, l-am salvat .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar pe urm\u0103 veni curierul s\u0103-mi aduc\u0103 ni\u0219te treburi. \u0218i dup\u0103 ce le l\u0103s\u0103 pe toate m\u0103 sun\u0103 iar c\u0103 \u201dam ceva pentru tine\u201d. Ne-am v\u0103zut acum 5 minute \u0219i le-am luat deja?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201d\u0102\u0103\u0103, nu, e un card, dar are alt\u0103 adres\u0103 pe el.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

.\u00cen mintea mea \u201dce pula mea, locuiesc \u00eentr-un sat, cum adic\u0103 alt\u0103 adres\u0103, e acela\u0219i nume \u0219i telefon????!!!\u201d \u0102ia cu cardul trimit doar la adresa \u201ddin buletin\u201d. Iar adresa de pe strad\u0103 s-a schimbat de c\u00e2nd am schimbat eu ultima data buletinul. De dou\u0103 ori. Nu m-am mutat eu, s-au mutat str\u0103zile. Ar trebui <\/strong> s\u0103 schimb \u0219i eu plasticul \u0103la \u0219i o s-o fac c\u00e2nd or avea \u0219i rom\u00e2nii din \u0103lea mici cu cip. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci p\u0103\u021besc din \u0103stea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Curierul c\u0103 \u201dnu m\u0103 mai \u00eentorc, hai \u0219i tu p\u00e2n\u0103 la prim\u0103rie\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Hai, plm, c\u0103 vin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i vruum cu ma\u0219ina \u00een vitez\u0103, dintr-o pedal\u0103 ajunsei la consiliu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

G\u0103si tata coco\u0219ul mort \u00een urma mea. O s\u0103-i facem test PCR s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 e de la COVID, dar are urme de cauciucuri BFG pe el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103racu’, putea s\u0103 fac\u0103 o ciorb\u0103 bun\u0103, c\u0103 era b\u0103tr\u00e2n, dar eu nu, c\u0103 eu vreau Visa Infinite de metal, nu ciorb\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum c\u00e2nd se vait\u0103 lumea c\u0103 s-a scumpit m\u00e2ncarea prin Rom\u00e2nia … <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, serios, asta e de bine, mai am eu ceva de zis pe tem\u0103 – dar dup\u0103 ce a\u021bi futut \u00een cur to\u021bi \u021b\u0103ranii, c\u0103 muie, c\u0103 ce e aia agricultura de subzisten\u021b\u0103, s-au \u00eenchis t\u00e2rguri, accesul \u00een pie\u021be a devenit dificil, acuma vai, pl\u0103ti\u021bi prea mult pe m\u00e2ncare? Foarte bine, sper c\u0103 e de cea mai proast\u0103 calitate, c\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u021bi scump \u0219i face\u021bi \u0219i cancer de la ea. Eu sunt \u021b\u0103ranul \u0103la pe care \u00eel \u00eenjura\u021bi voi \u00een toate filmele c\u0103 e prost \u0219i nu \u0219tie s\u0103 se asocieze s\u0103 fac\u0103 ferm\u0103 mare s\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce. Nu eu, tata. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i v\u0103 doresc mult\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i prosperitate. Sper c\u0103 ave\u021bi \u0219i voi carduri ca al meu cu bani pe ele, acuma, ca s\u0103 pl\u0103ti\u021bi, c\u0103 \u021b\u0103ranul rom\u00e2n v\u0103 mai d\u0103 muie. Porci nu mai cre\u0219te, cereale nu prea mai cultiv\u0103, c\u0103 prea a ie\u0219it pe pagub\u0103. \u0218i nici cu ro\u0219iile, c\u0103 voi voia\u021bi de la turci , spanioli ceva mai pe calitate \u0219i mai ieftine, nu cu g\u0103uri \u00een ele ( din p\u0103r\u021bi). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am plecat cu o zi \u00een urm\u0103 \u00een vitez\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103tutit din curte, dar m-am uitat pe camera de marsarier s\u0103 nu dau peste vreo…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":16800,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,136,1178,571],"tags":[2548,4639],"class_list":["post-20884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-civilisation","category-la-tara","category-life-log","tag-accidente-rutiere","tag-viata-la-tara-2"],"views":1165,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/carbune-din-porumb.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5qQ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20885,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20884\/revisions\/20885"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}