{"id":20997,"date":"2021-11-19T06:24:42","date_gmt":"2021-11-19T06:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20997"},"modified":"2021-11-19T06:24:42","modified_gmt":"2021-11-19T06:24:42","slug":"pregatiri-de-prisos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=20997","title":{"rendered":"Preg\u0103tiri de prisos"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Uite c\u0103 are pandemia \u0219i p\u0103r\u021bi rele. Adic\u0103 \u0219i pentru mine, c\u0103 pentru al\u021bii am mai v\u0103zut eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-au chemat ai mei c\u0103 facem \u00eent\u00e2lnire mare, dar nu unde mergeam de obicei ci \u00een Irlanda. Aci peste balt\u0103, iau ma\u0219ina \u0219i m\u0103 duc. Glumesc, consum tot uleiul p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo \u0219i \u00eenapoi, \u0219i eu biletul la Ryan Air 19 lire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Legat de care trebuie s\u0103 v\u00e2nd rabla asta c\u0103 acuma \u00eemi p\u0103teaz\u0103 drive-ul uleiul care curge din ea, \u00eenainte era pe strad\u0103, strada nu e a mea. De un an m\u0103 preg\u0103tesc s\u0103 o v\u00e2nd. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce m-au chemat ai mei, m\u0103 preg\u0103team eu s\u0103 o pun \u0219i de un City Break dac\u0103 tot el \u00een drum. Dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc , b\u0103i , stai a\u0219a, haine de business. Parc\u0103 era ceva ce trebuia s\u0103 am pe mine c\u00e2nd merg undeva , pantaloni la dung\u0103, cravat\u0103, astea. Nu mai eram sigur dac\u0103 am visat sau am v\u0103zut \u00een filme, dar parc\u0103 a\u0219a era. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scoate so\u021bia o cutie cu unele s\u0103 le probez. La prima c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 mi se \u00eenchid nasturii, dar cam a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu e neagr\u0103, e albastra dar  a\u0219a face telefonul meu poze de aproape, plm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1449\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"20995\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=20995#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/nasturi6163344096872399466.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1449,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"nasturi6163344096872399466\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/nasturi6163344096872399466-362x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/nasturi6163344096872399466.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/nasturi6163344096872399466.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20995\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/nasturi6163344096872399466.jpg 1449w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/nasturi6163344096872399466-362x480.jpg 362w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/nasturi6163344096872399466-151x200.jpg 151w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/nasturi6163344096872399466-768x1018.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/nasturi6163344096872399466-1159x1536.jpg 1159w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1449px) 100vw, 1449px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Am dat-o repede jos, c\u0103 nu aveam ochelarii  de protec\u021bie \u0219i casca \u0219i dac\u0103 s\u0103rea vreun nasture nu \u0219tiu ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpla. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La urm\u0103toarea am \u00eencheiat doi nasturi. \u0102ia de la m\u00e2neci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noroc c\u0103 mai aveam unele pe care le-am cump\u0103rat un pic mari, nu \u0219tiu de ce, ori m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 o s\u0103 mai cresc, ori mi-a fost lene atunci s\u0103 caut num\u0103rul potrivit, c\u0103 eu \u00eemi pierd r\u0103bdarea prin magazine.  Acuma sunt numai bune. Uite c\u0103 am avut dreptate. Nu le arunc nici pe astea mici, c\u0103 cine \u0219tie ce vremuri vin,  dec\u00e2t una la care se uita so\u021bia de ceva vreme c\u0103 \u00eei lipsea o c\u00e2rp\u0103 de sters pe jos . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am str\u00e2ns toate obiectele de recuzit\u0103 preg\u0103tit s\u0103 duc baltonul la cur\u0103\u021b\u0103torie, dau mail c\u0103 unde e biroul \u0219i mi se spune c\u0103 nu conteaz\u0103, c\u0103 se \u00eenchide de covid, o s\u0103 facem workshop-ul online. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-am chinuit s\u0103 par c\u0103 sunt fericit s\u0103 aud asta c\u0103 mie \u00eemi place de acas\u0103. Da&#8230; n-am mai ie\u0219it din ora\u0219ul \u0103sta de&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u0219a. Nu trec trei zile \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 ne invit\u0103 \u0219eful la petrecerea de sf\u00e2r\u0219it de an. Oho ce bine, asta unde se \u021bine? VIRTUAL in plm, \u0219i cic\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103spundem repede ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 rezerv\u0103rile . Ce plan, acuma trebuie s\u0103 rezervi mas\u0103 la petrecerea de Cr\u0103ciun \u0219i pe Teams?  Aha, cum s\u0103 nu, aveam seara ocupata de anul trecut , merg la o campanie  pe Heroes 3 FMM . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mie teasere din astea nu-mi plac, m\u0103 simt un pic blue balled. P\u0103i mai bine nu spui nimic, in plm, nu m\u0103 apuc s\u0103 \u00eemi iau rochie de bal \u0219i pe urm\u0103 \u00eemi spui c\u0103 a murit prin\u021bul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cemi iau juc\u0103riile \u0219i plec. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uite c\u0103 are pandemia \u0219i p\u0103r\u021bi rele. Adic\u0103 \u0219i pentru mine, c\u0103 pentru al\u021bii am mai v\u0103zut eu. 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