{"id":21010,"date":"2021-11-22T03:40:25","date_gmt":"2021-11-22T03:40:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21010"},"modified":"2021-11-22T07:26:44","modified_gmt":"2021-11-22T07:26:44","slug":"cu-bluieru-blueair-din-uk-calare-pe-737-bmax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21010","title":{"rendered":"Cu bluieru’ ( BlueAir) din UK , c\u0103lare pe 737 BMAX"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I-am luat \u0219i pe \u0103\u0219tia la r\u00e2nd, c\u0103 zboar\u0103 din Heathrow , spre deosebire de Wizz, cu care am o disput\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00eei scot din op\u021biuni. Si-asa se scot singuri, unde aveau vreo 6-7 curse pe zi c\u0103tre Bucure\u0219ti de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Londra ( 3 aeroporturi ) , mai au dou\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am g\u0103sit un bilet dus cu 57 de lire , cu vreo 4 zile \u00eenainte . Evident , s\u00e2mb\u0103ta intr-o perioad\u0103 c\u00e2nd rom\u00e2nii nu prea c\u0103l\u0103toresc \u00een Rom\u00e2nia din UK. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Primul lucru. Am zburat cu Boeing 737-8 Bmaxul \u0103la care cade) , avion din \u0103la mare, \u0219i nou, curat, tapi\u021bat ok, cu priza de laptop \u0219i USB pentru telefon. Wizz NU are din astea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cel mai important lucru: Se reclin\u0103 scaunele \u0219i po\u021bi, in pula mea, s\u0103 mergi comod. \u0218i pentru acest motiv, ai loc ca lumea la picioare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-am luat bilet la \u00eentoarcere cu Wizz pentru c\u0103 sunt zg\u00e2rcit ( \u0219i idiot) \u0219i costa 27 de lire , dar nu mai fac asta. Oricum, so\u021bia se uit\u0103 c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd vine tura ei s\u0103 mearg\u0103 acas\u0103 la relaxare ea merge #doarcubritish ( e boieroaica ) . Realitatea e c\u0103 sunt relativ ieftine zborurile cu British c\u00e2nd nu sunt vacan\u021be \u0219i s\u0103rb\u0103tori , dac\u0103 le iei cu ceva avans. \u0218i probabil ar trebui sa lu\u0103m \u00een calcul s\u0103 mergem cu familia in vacan\u021b\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia cu ei, chiar dac\u0103 cost\u0103 mai mult. Pe principiul c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc serviciile pe care le prefer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fauna. E mixt\u0103 ca la Teleenciclopedia, dar totu\u0219i e mai OK dec\u00e2t lumea bun\u0103 care zboar\u0103 de pe Luton . Pentru c\u0103 am zis #zgarc\u0103 , nu am platit bani pe loc, mi-au dat direct in mijloc , spate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In dreapta mea un domn care vorbea la telefon cu familia lui pe video ( pe r\u00e2nd) de am putut afla foarte clar unde merge , c\u0103 negocia o \u0219pag\u0103 pentru pop\u0103 ca s\u0103 am\u00e2ne \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea p\u00e2n\u0103 ajungea el \u0219i am v\u0103zut cum arata \u0219i so\u021bia dumnealui, care \u00eei tot sugera s\u0103 \u00eenchid\u0103 video, c\u0103 o vede tot avionul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Altfel, cuminte omu’. P\u00e2n\u0103 se \u00eemb\u0103t\u0103 pul\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2t e ceasul in Rom\u00e2nia, m\u0103 \u00eentorc s\u0103 r\u0103spund \u0219i zice c\u0103 parc\u0103 sunt Harry Potter. N-am g\u0103sit \u0219apca de diminea\u021b\u0103. M\u0103 bufne\u0219te r\u00e2sul, dup\u0103 care \u00eemi aduc aminte aceea\u0219i replic\u0103 de la un englez, \u00eentr-o var\u0103 c\u00e2nd eram cu Manowar la o teras\u0103 prin Londra \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc “B\u0103, ce pula mea?!”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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In fine. Dup\u0103 1 sticlu\u021b\u0103 de vin ( din aia de 185ml )\u0219i 3 pahare de whisky cu cola ( musai ), whisky-ul din \u0103la de duty free, \u021binut dosit la pung\u0103, s-a f\u0103cut c\u0103cat. Nu \u00ee\u0219i mai controla membrele, \u0219i-a pierdut telefonul, nu mai putea vorbi \u0219i avea poft\u0103 de scandal (\u0219i cu) cu englezii de l\u00e2ng\u0103. Ca mai orice rom\u00e2n ( mai ales de etnie ), bea prost \u0219i nu \u021bine la b\u0103utur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Trebuia s\u0103 \u00eel las in pace sau s\u0103 \u00eel instig, dar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 a\u0219a-i omul la sup\u0103rare \u0219i i-am dat un hint s\u0103 \u00eei lase pe \u0103ia c\u0103 nu mai ajunge la event. A \u00een\u021beles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din spate am auzit colec\u021bia nou\u0103 de manele pe speaker p\u00e2n\u0103 a decolat avionul dup\u0103 care lumea \u0219i-a v\u0103zut de b\u0103ut, in general in lini\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103l\u0103toreau alaturi un grup de tineri englezi dup\u0103 accent \u0219i fizionomie, care au descoperit berea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 Ursus. \u0218i durerea de cap de dup\u0103. Un fel de “Welcome to Romania”, sau bei acum \u0219i mori la anu’. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I-am luat \u0219i pe \u0103\u0219tia la r\u00e2nd, c\u0103 zboar\u0103 din Heathrow , spre deosebire de Wizz, cu care am o disput\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00eei…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":21011,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[60],"tags":[2678],"class_list":["post-21010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-servicii-impecabile","tag-blue-air"],"views":939,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/P_20211120_111352-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5sS","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21010"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21025,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21010\/revisions\/21025"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}