{"id":21154,"date":"2021-12-20T07:05:26","date_gmt":"2021-12-20T07:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21154"},"modified":"2021-12-20T07:05:26","modified_gmt":"2021-12-20T07:05:26","slug":"ryan-air-afacerea-secolului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21154","title":{"rendered":"Ryan Air – afacerea secolului"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am cump\u0103rat bilete c\u0103tre Tenerife ( doar dus ) cu circa 100 de lire de persoan\u0103. Ho, c\u0103 e ieftin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bilete c\u0103tre Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een aceea\u0219i zi, g\u0103sisem cu 350 de lire de persoan\u0103, tot doar dus. De aia am zis zis c\u0103 ia stai un pic a\u0219a c\u0103 cu 250 de lire de persoan\u0103 iau bilete dus din Tenerife in Rom\u00e2nia. Ceea ce am \u0219i f\u0103cut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am luat la cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 plecam in Tenerife din Stansted , care nu-i cel mai convenabil aeroport pentru mine, c\u0103 e departe, dar am zis c\u0103 aia e, era ora cea mai bun\u0103 . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Aeroportul e mi\u0219to, credeam c\u0103 e vreun gunoi, cum era Lutonul acum 4 ani c\u00e2nd l-am v\u0103zut eu prima dat\u0103. Acuma au renovat Lutonul, dar a ajuns Gatwick gunoi. Acum 4 ani \u0103sta era mi\u0219to. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce nu am \u0219tiut e c\u0103 la 500 de lire biletele , trebuia s\u0103 mai pl\u0103tesc 200 de lire pe taxi . Mda obicei era mai ieftin. P\u00e2n\u0103 la Luton sau Heathrow… Ghinion. Dac\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m ma\u0219ina acolo dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni pl\u0103team 140 de lire. Dar nu puteam s\u0103 o las c\u0103 nu ne \u00eentoarcem acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102\u0219tia de la Ryan zboar\u0103 cu Boeinguri. Mama so\u021biei zice c\u0103 \u00eei plac mai mult astea dec\u00e2t Airbusurile c\u0103 sunt motoarele mai silen\u021bioase \u0219i cic\u0103 ceva legat de compartimentele de bagaje de deasupra capului. Cine ar fi crezut c\u0103 devine soacr\u0103-mea expert\u0103 \u00een avia\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe mine m-au impresionat cu scaunele \u0219i tapiseria lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mai sub\u021biri nu pot s\u0103 existente. Dup\u0103 cum zicea so\u021bia <<dac\u0103 pune pilotul “o fr\u00e2n\u0103”, cred c\u0103 se rup toate. >><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u0219tiu , ce \u0219tiu e c\u0103 nu se rabateaz\u0103 \u0219i totu\u0219i au mai mult loc un picu\u021b la picioare dec\u00e2t Wizz. Tot neconfortabile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E mai mult loc c\u0103 nu mai au buzunar s\u0103 po\u021bi pune orice. Sunt ca scaunele de autobuz interurban \u0219i alta nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar afacerea a fost alta. Am comandat ap\u0103 \u0219i “m\u00e2ncare” ( niste chipsuri \u0219i un kit-kat )de acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i pentru c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt haps\u00e2ni \u0219i vor s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ia bani mul\u021bi, aplica\u021bia e g\u00e2ndit\u0103 \u00een a\u0219a fel in c\u00e2t dac\u0103 zici “vreau o cutie de Pringles , \u00ee\u021bi pune c\u00e2te una la to\u021bi pasagerii din rezervate. A\u0219a c\u0103 am pus \u0219i am scos mai de multe ori p\u00e2n\u0103 am reu\u0219it s\u0103 fac ce am vrut: 5 ape, 3 chipsuri \u0219i 1 kit-kat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102\u0219tia aduc prima data m\u00e2ncarea precomandat\u0103 \u00een avion, dar c\u00e2nd au venit cu ele, dormeam to\u021bi bubeni \u0219i m-a trezit so\u021bia c\u0103 o \u00eentreba stewardesa dac\u0103 a comandat niste apa din avion de pe aplica\u021bie. \u0218i nu, dar i-a spus c\u0103 am f\u0103cut eu o comand\u0103. Aha , da, o aveau . \u0218i au venit cu o punga plin\u0103. 4 sticle de ap\u0103, kit-katul , \u00eentre 12 ( doisprezece) cutii de Pringles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 c\u00e2te comandat. Trei, plm, trei. Stewardesa se uit\u0103 la sotie \u0219i : Please take it!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le ia, c\u0103 le-am platit, probabil. Aparent nu, am pl\u0103tit ce am zis eu mai sus, in total 22 de lire. Doar cutiile de chipsuri ar fi f\u0103cut 36 de lire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Foarte bun. Profit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Am cump\u0103rat bilete c\u0103tre Tenerife ( doar dus ) cu circa 100 de lire de persoan\u0103. Ho, c\u0103 e ieftin. Bilete c\u0103tre Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een aceea\u0219i…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":21153,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,359],"tags":[4695,4696],"class_list":["post-21154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-de-vacanta","tag-conditii-de-calatorie-ryanair","tag-taxi-pana-la-stansted"],"views":1117,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/ryan-air.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5vc","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21154\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}