{"id":21270,"date":"2022-01-10T11:26:07","date_gmt":"2022-01-10T11:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21270"},"modified":"2022-01-10T11:26:07","modified_gmt":"2022-01-10T11:26:07","slug":"glume-expirate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21270","title":{"rendered":"Glume expirate"},"content":{"rendered":"
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E ceva articol pe facebook care se vrea o gluma, devenit viral de la ministerul de interne si nu prea inteleg de ce. Nici nu o sa dau link, o sa explic “bancul” ca sa fie si mai neamuzant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se f\u0103cea c\u0103 un poli\u021bist opre\u0219te un \u0219ofer pentru dep\u00ee\u0219irea vitezei, iar \u0219oferul \u00eei repro\u0219eaz\u0103 agentului c\u0103 nu e unde arat\u0103 waze c\u0103 e, iar poli\u021bistul \u00eei spune subtil ( not) c\u0103 o s\u0103-i suspende permisul sub forma unei invita\u021bii s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 o alt\u0103 aplica\u021bie, de chemat taxi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Slab, foarte slab – autorit\u0103\u021bile statului fac, \u00een general, glume proaste popula\u021biei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, se vede mesajul educativ, dar e a\u0219a br\u00e2nzos, zici c\u0103 e examenul de pupat \u00een cur de la \u0219edin\u021ba de partid (PCR).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am s\u0103 citez doar \u00eendemnul, morala articolului:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u0103 recomand\u0103m s\u0103 folosi\u021bi aplica\u021biile pentru a alege ruta cea mai bun\u0103, nu pentru a ocoli echipajele de poli\u021bie!<\/p>M.A.I. facebook 2022<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Toat\u0103 lumea \u0219tie c\u0103 waze d\u0103 numai rute de c\u0103cat, singurul motiv pentru care il folosim e ca ne spune unde s\u0103 \u00eencetinim \u0219i ca s\u0103 le spunem altora unde s\u0103 \u00eencetineasc\u0103 – ca un fel de flash din faruri virtual \u0219i persistent. \u00cen fapt, e foarte bine dac\u0103 poli\u021bia \u00ee\u0219i mi\u0219c\u0103 curul \u0219i se mut\u0103 la p\u00e2nd\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 locuri, mai sl\u0103besc \u0219i ei. E foarte r\u0103u c\u0103 wazerii nu sunt vigilen\u021bi, sharing is caring, b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Problema cu glumele autoritatilor pe seama cetatenilor pe care trebuie sa ii serveasc\u0103 e ca departamentele lor sunt at\u00e2t de putrede, de afectate de probleme de imagine\/ \u00eencredere \u0219i ineficien\u021b\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t glumele lor trezesc doar reac\u021bii de vom\u0103 din partea oricui \u0219i singurul umor care prinde bine e unul autoironic, sau cu sarcasmul date mai la 50% a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Singura institu\u021bie de pe facebook care pare s\u0103 fi \u00een\u021beles bine umorul rom\u00e2nesc e Ambasada Suediei…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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M\u0103 rog, o men\u021biune pentru S.R.I. dar glumele lor sunt cam \u00eentr-o ureche a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar o parte din problem\u0103 e la intelgen\u021ba emo\u021bional\u0103, sau la inteligen\u021b\u0103 \u00een general, e diferen\u021ba aia care face diferen\u021ba dintre omul care a dep\u0103\u0219it cu pu\u021bin stagiul analfabetismului func\u021bional dar se scald\u0103 \u00een confortul c\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2ne\u0219te gramatica \u0219i lexicul mai bine dec\u00e2t se spune despre poli\u021bi\u0219ti \u00een general, deci poate s\u0103 se exprime pe net cu glume cu t\u00e2lc de care fac \u0219efii pe seama lor la ei \u00een birouri. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

E ceva articol pe facebook care se vrea o gluma, devenit viral de la ministerul de interne si nu prea inteleg de ce. Nici nu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":21272,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politice"],"views":2554,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/gluma-buna.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5x4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21274,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21270\/revisions\/21274"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}