{"id":21355,"date":"2022-01-23T18:25:14","date_gmt":"2022-01-23T18:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21355"},"modified":"2022-01-24T12:56:36","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T12:56:36","slug":"scurt-exercitiu-de-logica-de-ce-e-ochiul-stang-mai-scump-decat-ochiul-drept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21355","title":{"rendered":"Scurt exerci\u021biu de logic\u0103: de ce e ochiul st\u00e2ng mai scump dec\u00e2t ochiul drept?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tocmai c\u00e2nd m\u0103 preg\u0103tesc s\u0103 v\u00e2nd rableta, de doi ani, m-am g\u00e2ndit c-ar fi util s\u0103 mut un pic casa de-un col\u021b. Pen’ c-am zis col\u021b \u0219i n-am camer\u0103 de mar\u0219arier, senzorii au f\u0103cut doar \u201dpiu\u201d, nu \u201dpiu-piu-piu\u201d \u0219i de restul zgomot de plastic poli\u0219at cu var. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i zic, aia e, dac\u0103 dau cu cu spatele ca liliacul \u0219i nu m\u0103 uit \u00een oglinzi, nu m\u0103 uit nici c\u00e2nd sar banii din cont, deci fuga pe ebay, c\u0103 nu-s idiot s\u0103 caut ceva nou. M\u0103 uit frumos la faruri \u0219i v\u0103d unele a\u0219a de ieftine c\u0103 merit\u0103 s\u0103 ies acuma afara \u0219i s\u0103 mai dau o dat\u0103 \u0219i cu partea ailalt\u0103 c\u0103 tot fac efortul s\u0103 le schimb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Da, cu partea ailalt\u0103, c\u0103 am scris dreapta, dar mie \u00eemi trebuie st\u00e2nga, nu \u0219tiu ce-am \u00een cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103i, nu prea, sunt mai scumpe \u00een general, stopurile de de spate de st\u00e2nga. \u0218i m-am \u00eentrebat vreo 5 secunde “oare de ce?”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oare de ce nu \u00eenv\u0103\u021b odat\u0103 s\u0103 conduc, c\u0103 am permis de mai bine de 20 de ani FMM. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Singurul motiv are-mi trece prin cap e c\u0103 \u0219i restul lumii care le fute, sunt pro\u0219ti \u00een acela\u0219i fel cum sunt \u0219i eu, farul \u0103sta e in col\u021bul \u00eendep\u0103rtat al ma\u0219inii, pe care il sim\u021bi mai pu\u021bin, ca s\u0103 zic a\u0219a. Prin urmare, sunt mai cerute \u0219i mai rare \u0103lea OK la dezmembr\u0103ri. Plm. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Acuma dac-o s-o mai repar sau o v\u00e2nd a\u0219a, s\u0103 vedem , a zis orbu’. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Tocmai c\u00e2nd m\u0103 preg\u0103tesc s\u0103 v\u00e2nd rableta, de doi ani, m-am g\u00e2ndit c-ar fi util s\u0103 mut un pic casa de-un col\u021b. Pen’ c-am zis…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":15718,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":1407,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/img_20190720_201611656_hdr-017607318470210899447.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5yr","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21355"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21367,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21355\/revisions\/21367"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}