{"id":2140,"date":"2015-05-15T06:18:51","date_gmt":"2015-05-15T04:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2140"},"modified":"2015-05-17T20:53:01","modified_gmt":"2015-05-17T18:53:01","slug":"iar-cu-taxi-ca-nu-gasesc-uber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2140","title":{"rendered":"Iar cu taxi. Ca nu g\u0103sesc Uber"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-wp-1431663514086.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1431663514086\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-wp-1431663514086.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>-Va deranjeaz\u0103 fumul de \u021bigar\u0103?<br \/>\n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n&#8211; Domn&#8217;e pe mine nu, dar posibil sa-i deranjeze pe colegii mei mirosul hainelor mele ca am o \u00eent\u00e2lnire mai \u00eencolo&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Pai, da,va \u00eentreb ca nu mi-am b\u0103ut cafeaua. Eu nu sunt ca al\u021bii sa m-apuc sa&#8230;<br \/>\n(A-ha&#8230;)<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n-Pai \u0219i unde merge\u021bi?<br \/>\n( Ca \u00een tren,ce plm)<br \/>\n-La Praga.<br \/>\n-Da, ce sunte\u021bi avocat, sau ce sunte\u021bi? Ca p\u0103re\u021bi asa a avocat.<br \/>\n-Programator.<br \/>\n-Aaa, pai \u0219ti\u021bi,\u00a0 am \u0219i eu o problema la calculator. Cand dau click&#8230;bla bla&#8230;<br \/>\n(wtf, consultan\u021b\u0103 mobila?)<br \/>\n&#8230;.<br \/>\n-\u0218ti\u021bi,\u00a0 \u00een curba asta ( la aeroport)\u00a0 intru cu 100-120 ( Logan), c\u00e2r\u00e2ie ro\u021bile.<br \/>\n-Nu va e frica ca pierde\u021bi planetarele?<br \/>\n-Noo, eu \u00eemi verific masina de fiecare data c\u00e2nd plec de acas\u0103, e beton ( Aka sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ie din toate \u00eencheieturile)<\/p>\n<p>-Da&#8217;, sunte\u021bi mecanic?<br \/>\n-Nu, dar ma uit, \u0219tiu eu c\u00e2nd are o problema.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Va deranjeaz\u0103 fumul de \u021bigar\u0103? &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":1932,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-yw","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2140"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2153,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2140\/revisions\/2153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}