{"id":2146,"date":"2015-05-16T02:17:02","date_gmt":"2015-05-16T00:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2146"},"modified":"2015-05-17T20:52:24","modified_gmt":"2015-05-17T18:52:24","slug":"de-seara-la-hilton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2146","title":{"rendered":"De seara la Hilton"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-wp-1431734846518.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1431734846518\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-wp-1431734846518.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cobor din lift, scot cardul \u0219i \u00eemi dau seama ca nu mai \u0219tiu ce camera am. \u0218tiu etajul \u0219i ca ar fi 2080, sau pe acolo.<\/p>\n<p>Nu,\u00a0 nu sunt beat. Am \u00eencercat dar nu s-a putut. Ficatul refuza.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ajung la 2080,\u00a0 bag cardul. Pula. Rosu. Nu o fi asta. 2081 are pe u\u0219a DND, 2082 are breakfast in bed, eu nu am l\u0103sat nimic pe u\u0219a.<\/p>\n<p>Mai \u00eencerc doua trei u\u0219i \u0219i plec la recep\u021bie.\u00a0 Le dau buletinul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Hi, I am a guest of this hotel and I can&#8217; t remember my hotel room, or the card has demagnetized.<\/p>\n<p>-Have you been drinking sir? Do you need any help to get to your room?<\/p>\n<p>-Yes, I have been drinking quite enough,\u00a0 I&#8217;d say but,\u00a0 I don&#8217;t need any help to get there once I know where to go and I have a magnetised card.<\/p>\n<p>-Ok, sir. Your room is 2080. I am magnetizing your card again.<\/p>\n<p>-Wow. So I do remember it. Fine, thanks. I&#8217;ll go there to check and then come back to drink some more.<\/p>\n<p>-Um. Ok sir, perhaps I should write the number on something.<\/p>\n<p>-Nah, you wrote it already once when I checked in and I just forgot about it,\u00a0 so I need to write it. On my blog.<br \/>\n-Huh?<br \/>\n-Nevermind, thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cobor din lift, scot cardul \u0219i \u00eemi dau seama ca nu mai \u0219tiu ce camera am. \u0218tiu etajul \u0219i ca ar fi 2080, sau pe&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":1296,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-yC","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2146"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2151,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2146\/revisions\/2151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}