{"id":2157,"date":"2015-05-19T21:57:25","date_gmt":"2015-05-19T19:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2157"},"modified":"2015-05-20T00:02:50","modified_gmt":"2015-05-19T22:02:50","slug":"la-baie-la-barbati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2157","title":{"rendered":"La baie la barbati"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-wp-1432065396006.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1432065396006\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/wpid-wp-1432065396006.jpeg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sunt la bere. BRRC, cum s-ar zice.<br \/>\nNu \u0219tiu cum e la baie la femei la un bar ,\u00a0 dar ma g\u00e2ndesc ca e anost. Fiecare\u00a0 \u00een cabinuta ei, f\u00e2\u0219 &#8211; f\u00e2\u0219\u00a0 \u0219i ce mai fac femeile.<br \/>\nBah, dar la barbati\u00a0 e show. Ca sunt pisoare.\u00a0 \u0218i au o problema: n-au m\u00e2nere. La un momentdat ai nevoie de m\u00e2nere la chestiile astea din doua motive.<br \/>\nO data ca te \u00eempinge ejectia de antimaterie \u00een spate \u0219i a doua ca echilibrul \u0219i alinierea la mediul \u00eenconjur\u0103tor sufer\u0103 ceva efecte relativiste.<\/p>\n<p>E nebunie sa vezi \u00een jurul t\u0103u 3 patru oameni care survoleaz\u0103 zona, cautand un punct de aterizare,\u00a0 \u00eencerc\u00e2nd jet la punct fix dar reu\u0219ind mai mult o demonstra\u021bie de scrima, ceva din Zoro.<br \/>\nN-am b\u0103ut destul, dar se rezolva.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt la bere. BRRC, cum s-ar zice. Nu \u0219tiu cum e la baie la femei la un bar ,\u00a0 dar ma g\u00e2ndesc ca e anost.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-trash"],"views":1857,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-yN","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2157"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2159,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2157\/revisions\/2159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}