{"id":21816,"date":"2022-05-03T15:50:20","date_gmt":"2022-05-03T14:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21816"},"modified":"2022-05-03T23:59:28","modified_gmt":"2022-05-03T22:59:28","slug":"dorele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21816","title":{"rendered":"Dorele!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Niciun email, nicio scrisoare prin po\u0219t\u0103, nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vin ni\u0219te rom\u00e2ni \u0219i&nbsp; \u00eemi pun g\u0103rdule\u021be de plastic prin fa\u021ba por\u021bii. \u0218tiu c\u0103 sunt rom\u00e2ni c\u0103 \u00eei aud vorbind \u00eentre ei, cu \u0219eful lor \u00een englez\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cei \u00eentreb ce fac, in englez\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu ne g\u0103sim rude &#8211; sap\u0103 un \u0219an\u021b prin trotuar, c\u0103 ei au treab\u0103. B\u0103, dar poate vreau s\u0103 ies cu ma\u0219ina. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-No problem, boss, d\u0103m noi gardul la o parte c\u00e2nd vrei tu sa ie\u0219i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 \u00eentorc la treaba mea, treaba mea e tot s\u0103 sap, s\u0103 munc\u0103 in sap. Dau ei vreo dou\u0103 picamere, dau \u0219i eu vreo dou\u0103,&nbsp; mi se taie netul . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Dorele! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0103 vezi c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia au dat \u00een \u021beava de internet, tipic rom\u00e2ni!&nbsp; M\u0103 uit s\u0103 v\u0103d ce pula mea fac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 duc s\u0103 vorbesc cu ei, dar nu am cu cine,c\u0103 sunt departe , fac g\u0103l\u0103gie \u0219i m\u0103 uit s\u0103 v\u0103d ce e colacul \u0103la de cablu din care desf\u0103\u0219oar\u0103. Fiberlink. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aha , \u0103\u0219tia schimb\u0103 internetul. \u00cemi bag\u0103 gigabit, cred c\u0103, pe toat\u0103 strad\u0103.&nbsp; Dar p\u00e2n\u0103 bag\u0103, scot. Taie.&nbsp; A\u0219a c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 am net mai bun, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 o s\u0103 am, nu o s\u0103 mai am deloc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ar trebui s\u0103 mearg\u0103 repede. Poate . C\u0103 deja au \u00eengropat fibrele p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta . Site-ul Virgin deja zice c\u0103 ei au terminat maintenan\u021ba \u0219i c\u0103 totul trebuie s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een zon\u0103.&nbsp; Routerul meu crede altceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu au anun\u021bat lucrarea. Bine, vedeam pe drum c\u0103 tot taie \u0219i b\u0103nuiam c\u0103 ajung \u0219i la noi, dar na. Sunt cu muia? Sunt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acuma c\u00e2nd public articolul \u0103sta consum internetul aiurea.&nbsp; Nu mai scriu nimic . Nici nu pun poz\u0103! .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Niciun email, nicio scrisoare prin po\u0219t\u0103, nimic. Vin ni\u0219te rom\u00e2ni \u0219i&nbsp; \u00eemi pun g\u0103rdule\u021be de plastic prin fa\u021ba por\u021bii. \u0218tiu c\u0103 sunt rom\u00e2ni c\u0103 \u00eei&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3111,60,1594],"tags":[4844,4845,4846],"class_list":["post-21816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reading","category-servicii-impecabile","category-uk","tag-internet-de-la-virgin","tag-internet-in-uk","tag-internetul-nu-pica-in-uk"],"views":1351,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4Eq23-dorele","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21816"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21820,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21816\/revisions\/21820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}