{"id":21819,"date":"2022-05-12T04:58:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-12T03:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21819"},"modified":"2022-05-12T08:25:56","modified_gmt":"2022-05-12T07:25:56","slug":"virgin-numai-dorei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21819","title":{"rendered":"Virgin – numai Dorei"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dup\u0103 cum b\u0103nuiam, dup\u0103 ce \u201dau terminat \u0103ia de s\u0103pat dup\u0103 internet, la mine n-a mai mers<\/a>, au g\u0103urit \u021beava \u0219i-a curs tot. Am sunat la V\u0103rgin <\/em>– \u0103ia tot i-au tras c\u0103 \u201d e de la mine\u201d \u0219i n-ai cu cine vorbi, tot ce-am putut face a fost s\u0103 chem un inginer, cel mai repede peste dou\u0103 zile. B\u0103, dar voiam s\u0103 vorbesc cu ei s\u0103 le explic, c\u0103 altfel \u0103la vine \u0219i nu poate s\u0103 fac\u0103 nimic efectiv. Efectiv, nu se poate. Nu exist\u0103 \u201dsuport clien\u021bi\u201d, nici m\u0103car robo\u021bi din \u0103ia umani, care \u00ee\u021bi recit\u0103 s\u0103 verifici c\u0103 ai routerul \u00een priz\u0103, c\u0103 e cablul conectat. Au doar din \u0103ia software, care au procedur\u0103. Nu merge procedura – sugi pula. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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04.05.2022 – 23: 21 ora Zulu – m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 o s\u0103 vin\u0103 inginerul \u0219i o s\u0103 se uite ca \u0219i mine, c\u0103 doar n-o s\u0103 sparg\u0103 el trotuarul din nou. Voiam s\u0103 le spun deja la telefon, pe mail, cuiva, care-i treaba. Imposibil. Tr\u0103iesc \u00eentr-o lume \u00een care nu vreau s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u0219i devine laitmotiv – mai scriu eu pe tem\u0103 \u00een cur\u00e2nd, aproape sigur. Nu, nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 sinucid, vreau s\u0103-mi iau un motor diesel mai mare \u0219i s-o distrug. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc uneori c\u0103 poate n-ar fi rele c\u00e2teva nucleare, m\u0103car un starter pack, s-o lu\u0103m de la cap\u0103t poate \u00een altfel. E vorba de treaba aia c\u0103 oamenii sunt \u201dprea scumpi\u201d de\u0219i salariile sunt \u00een g\u0103leat\u0103, s\u0103-i \u00eenlocuim cu robo\u021bi mai ieftini, c\u0103 n-are cum s\u0103 fie r\u0103u…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 am mai cump\u0103rat 80 de giga de la Giffgaff, sa lucr\u0103m \u0219i noi cumva, ce s\u0103 faci. Ziua \u0219i 10 GB. Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 zile a venit \u0103la, s-a uitat \u0219i a constatat c\u0103 probabil au s\u0103pat \u0103ia \u00een fibr\u0103 – Sherlock Holmes era englez, se \u0219tie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acuma m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 Elon Musk \u0219tia el ceva c\u00e2nd s-a mutat \u00een spa\u021biu. Probabil voia s\u0103 scape lumea de Dorei, sper c\u0103 nu s-apuc\u0103 romulanii angaja\u021bi pe la SpaceX, NASA \u0219i pe unde or mai fi , s\u0103 sape \u0219an\u021buri printre sateli\u021bi prea cur\u00e2nd, c\u0103 am belit pula. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E amuzant c\u00e2nd vine StarLinkul \u00eentr-o zi – nu, \u00eenc\u0103 nu l-am comandat, am f\u0103cut doar o prob\u0103, dar o problem\u0103 din fa\u021ba por\u021bii dintr-un ora\u0219 dureaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la pulivar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Care ai s\u0103-mi \u00eemprumu\u021bi \u0219i mie o g\u0103leat\u0103 de internet p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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06.05.2022 A venit inginerul, a m\u0103surat, a t\u0103iat cablul meu la limita propriet\u0103\u021bii \u0219i a m\u0103surat din nou, s-a uitat la mine de\u0219tept \u0219i mi-a spus c\u0103 \u0103ia de la City Fiber probabil au t\u0103iat cablul lor \u0219i c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 trag\u0103 altul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sherlock Holmes cred c\u0103 era englez, inteligen\u021b\u0103 pur\u0103 \u0219i-alta nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I-am atras aten\u021bia c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 poat\u0103 trage niciun cablu, c\u0103 probabil tubul prin care trece cablul e zdrobit, dar a zis c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu eu, imediat se rezolv\u0103, vine alt\u0103 echip\u0103. \u0218i a plecat, ca un doctor House al internetului ce era. Pusese diagnosticul, problema era ca \u0219i rezolvat\u0103, trebuiau s\u0103 vin\u0103 doar ni\u0219te trep\u0103du\u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 treaba. Eu vedeam treaba asta continu\u00e2nd cel pu\u021bin p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, dar se vede treaba c\u0103 nici eu nu sunt prea competent \u00een a estima lucrurile \u0103stea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A venit echipa, au b\u0103gat \u0219arpele s\u0103 trag\u0103 cablu nou \u0219i \u201dhopaaa, e \u00eenfundat, nu merge.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103, de d\u0103-m\u0103 dracu’, ce surpiz\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu, de fapt nu e nicio surpriz\u0103 era cam de a\u0219teptat, dac\u0103 au s\u0103pat, p-aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-V\u0103 spun , Sherlock Holmes era englez. P\u0103i dac\u0103 era de a\u0219teptat, unde v\u0103 e excavatorul , cutterul \u0219i pickhamerul, s\u0103pa\u021bi a\u0219a prin asfalt cu m\u00e2inile goale?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, c\u0103 nu noi. Vine alt\u0103 echip\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Desigur c\u0103 alta. C\u00e2nd?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pai facem o solicitare de urgen\u021b\u0103, m\u00e2ine, cel mai t\u00e2rziu luni sunt aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aha, deci luni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai stau ei vreo 2 ore \u00een dub\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103. Dup\u0103 ei vine altul care d\u0103 cu spray pe unde s\u0103 taie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vineri 07.05 vine alt\u0103 echip\u0103 cu o dub\u0103. C\u0103 ei vor sa traga cablu \u0219i n-au pe unde. Al\u021bii. No shit, Sherlock. Numa’ genii \u00een \u021bara asta, rom\u00e2nii mi se par academicieni pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei, mai pu\u021bin rom\u00e2nii care au t\u0103iat cablul \u0103la pu\u0219cat \u00een primul r\u00e2nd bine\u00een\u021beles. \u0102ia-s dorei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 cineva trebuia s\u0103 fi s\u0103pat \u00eenaintea lor, c\u0103 ei nu \u0219tiu dec\u00e2t s\u0103 trag\u0103 cabluri ei nu bag\u0103 cu sapa, c\u0103 ei sunt califica\u021bi pe altceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i a\u0219a, \u0219i care e problema? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i problema e c\u0103 n-au venit \u0103ia s\u0103 sape. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident, lol. Presupun c\u0103 \u021bara asta r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 sclavi sau ceva. Unde am mai v\u0103zut eu problema asta cu deficit de for\u021b\u0103 de munc\u0103 pe activitate fizic\u0103, slab calificat\u0103 \u0219i prost pl\u0103tit\u0103, cum ar fi \u00een construc\u021bii…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i \u0219i c\u00e2nd vin? \u00eentreb eu idiot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu \u0219tim, aia trebuie s\u0103 verifici tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Verific \u0219i mi se spune s\u0103 am r\u0103bdare c\u0103 mai e p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u0103r\u0219itul lu… \u0103sta zilei. Am \u0219i nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 luni… Nu. Primesc SMS c\u0103 vin s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, s\u0103 fiu acas\u0103 – zici c\u0103-mi sap\u0103 \u00een sufragerie. OK. Eu sunt, ei nu vin. Deci luni. Luni pula. Sun s\u0103 \u00eei intreb din nou. \u00cei dau telefonul so\u021biei c\u0103 eu intru \u00eentr-o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 confirm\u0103 ei ceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cic\u0103 ho b\u0103, c\u0103 nu e grab\u0103 , de fapt nu au oameni pe 26 mai vine cineva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci muie, ce internetul nu e ca aerul sau ca apa, ce e cu at\u00e2ta agita\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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