{"id":21857,"date":"2022-05-17T05:36:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-17T04:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21857"},"modified":"2022-05-17T09:21:20","modified_gmt":"2022-05-17T08:21:20","slug":"amuzante-din-chestionarul-de-recenzare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21857","title":{"rendered":"Amuzante din chestionarul de recenzare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>I-am dat de cap cu nemersul. Adic\u0103 merge, dar ziua. Noaptea se \u00eenchide biroul cu lac\u0103t , c\u0103 ie hackeri, maic\u0103. De ce am facut recensamantul &#8211; <strong> ca sa nu ma mai treaca aia la cre\u0219tini f\u0103r\u0103 acordul meu, cplm.  <\/strong>Cum ar veni ca le-am luat banii alora de la BOR.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Statutul profesional &#8211; patron. <\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"613\" height=\"612\" data-attachment-id=\"21858\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=21858#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-3.png\" data-orig-size=\"613,612\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-3\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-3.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-3.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21858\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-3.png 613w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-3-480x480.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-3-200x200.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 613px) 100vw, 613px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>2.  A trebuit sa-i mint cu privire la anul absolvirii ca nu mai aveau universitatea absolvita de mine in anul absolvirii pentru forma respectiv de invatamant. S-au gandit ei sa faca validari smechere, dar nu stiu ca exista niste etape tranzitorii &#8211; atunci sa suga pula cu privire la corectitudinea datelor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La poli am intrat in ultimul an de lunga durata ( ma rog, de foarte lunga durata la mine) 2002 &#8211; si puteam termina cel mai devreme in 2008. Nu  si dupa calculele lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"629\" height=\"693\" data-attachment-id=\"21859\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=21859#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-4.png\" data-orig-size=\"629,693\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-4\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-4.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-4.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21859\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-4.png 629w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-4-436x480.png 436w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-4-182x200.png 182w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 629px) 100vw, 629px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>3.  Un scurt mesaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"687\" height=\"538\" data-attachment-id=\"21860\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=21860#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-5.png\" data-orig-size=\"687,538\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-5\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-5.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-5.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21860\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-5.png 687w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-5-480x376.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-5-200x157.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 687px) 100vw, 687px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>4. Doar femeile sunt intrebare de data casatoriei si cate casatorii au avut.  Barbatii si-asa nu tin minte detallii din astea. Inteligent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"627\" height=\"252\" data-attachment-id=\"21861\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=21861#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-6.png\" data-orig-size=\"627,252\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-6\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-6.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-6.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21861\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-6.png 627w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-6-480x193.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-6-200x80.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 627px) 100vw, 627px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>5. Varsta consimtamantului la femei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"626\" height=\"374\" data-attachment-id=\"21862\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=21862#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-7.png\" data-orig-size=\"626,374\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-7\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-7.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-7.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-21862\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-7.png 626w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-7-480x287.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-7-200x119.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 626px) 100vw, 626px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I-am dat de cap cu nemersul. Adic\u0103 merge, dar ziua. Noaptea se \u00eenchide biroul cu lac\u0103t , c\u0103 ie hackeri, maic\u0103. De ce am facut&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":1256,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5Gx","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21857"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21873,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21857\/revisions\/21873"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}