{"id":21901,"date":"2022-05-27T02:38:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-27T01:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21901"},"modified":"2022-05-26T10:53:19","modified_gmt":"2022-05-26T09:53:19","slug":"buy-now-si-vine-mai-tarziu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=21901","title":{"rendered":"Buy Now! \u0219i vine mai t\u00e2rziu"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am observat zilele trecute o golanie la Amazon, dar n-am avut timp de ea. Apropo de care, mai cump\u0103r de la \u0103\u0219tia doar \u00een lips\u0103 de op\u021biuni. Mai cump\u0103r c\u0103r\u021bi c\u0103 n-am timp s\u0103 merg la Waterstones, un fel de Carture\u0219ti de-ai \u0103stora. Dar p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i fie-mea \u0219tie c\u0103 nu cump\u0103r\u0103m de pe Amazon dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 nu avem alte op\u021biuni, sau n-avem de ales, ca azi. Apropo de care, cred c\u0103 genera\u021bia copiilor no\u0219tri e mai responsabil\u0103 dec\u00e2t noi. Amin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am avut nevoie la repezeal\u0103 de ni\u0219te picioare de mobil\u0103 . Au la B&Q (Dedemanii \u0103stora) , dar sunt blocat \u00een cas\u0103 cu munca \u0219i trebuia s\u0103 montez ni\u0219te mobil\u0103 cump\u0103rat\u0103 \u00een weekend de la Ikea, iar \u0103ia nu-\u0219i aveau picioretele de la propria mobil\u0103 \u00een stoc. S\u0103-i fut\u0103 Rex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am dat comand\u0103 pe amazon c\u0103 zicea c\u0103 vine m\u00e2ine, iar eu c\u00e2nd m\u0103 gr\u0103besc dau cu Buy Now, nu mai stau s\u0103 pun \u00een co\u0219 , s\u0103…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prostul de mine. Luni am dat comanda, mar\u021bi am observat c\u0103 ajunge miercuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem. TOT e bine, eu sunt cu standarde de Rom\u00e2nia \u00een cap, unde dai comand\u0103 \u0219i prime\u0219ti. C\u00e2ndva, nu conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd, c\u0103 depinde dac\u0103 pun \u0103ia comanda la curier \u00een ziua aia, sau \u00een urm\u0103toarea, c\u00e2nd o prime\u0219te curierul din zona ta, dac\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd te sune s\u0103 te \u00eentrebe dac\u0103 e\u0219ti acas\u0103 c\u00e2nd vine el s\u0103 livreze r\u0103spunzi la telefon sau nu, dac\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 ie\u0219i la poart\u0103 ( stau la \u021bar\u0103, na) c\u00e2nd vine el , c\u0103 nu poate, \u00een pizda m\u0103-sii s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 treaba pur \u0219i simplu, s\u0103 vin\u0103 la adres\u0103, dac\u0103 vrea s\u0103 sune, dac\u0103 nu s\u0103 arunce coletul peste poart\u0103 , sau s\u0103 \u00eel bage \u00een curte c\u0103 probabil e poarta deschis\u0103 \u0218I GATA. Deci nu \u0219tii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar \u00een fine, vorbim despre Amazon p\u0103 UK acum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am observat eu inadverten\u021ba asta \u0219i n-am f\u0103cut nimic, c\u0103 era capul ocupat \u0219i n-aveam unde s\u0103 bag informa\u021bia asta. Iar azi mi-am furat-o din nou. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am nevoie de piesa asta de schimb . Lol, pentru un aparat din Rom\u00e2nia. Ce mai repede vine de pe Amazon \u0219i pentru c\u0103 am capul plin cu trebi \u0219i am uitat s\u0103 comand de vreo 2 luni a devenit urgent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Eu pot s\u0103 \u00eel comand \u0219i din Rom\u00e2nia, dar pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 du-te \u00een pizda m\u0103-tii cu 155 de lei ai t\u0103i b\u0103, sper s\u0103 dai faliment, c\u0103 asta e un cac\u0103\u021bi\u0219 ordinar \u0219i chinezesc ( tot aparatul e f\u0103cut \u00een China MUIE KARCHER), <\/strong> C\u0102C\u0102\u021aI\u0218 ORDINAR \u0218I CHINEZESC, s-aude? – e o japc\u0103 fantastic\u0103 ( \u00eel \u0219i aud pe Manowar cum r\u00e2de citind, cu m\u00e2nerul de la frigider \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, lol) – aparatul a costat 550 de lei<\/a> , FMM. \u0218i e un gunoi, da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Deci da, \u00een cazuri din \u0103stea mai bine \u00eel mai sponsorizez pe chelul \u0103la cu un bilet \u00een spa\u021biu \u0219i vreau s\u0103 dansez pe falimentul at\u00e2t al \u0103lora de la Cancer ( \u0103sta, Karcher, voiam s\u0103 zic) c\u00e2t \u0219i al \u0103lora care v\u00e2nd piese de schimb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nu asta vreau s\u0103 spun, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula \u0219i-n chelia lui Bezos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vezi acolo same day delivery, da? E bine, c\u0103 \u0219i eu tot aia am v\u0103zut \u0219i am dat \u0218I DE DATA ASTA BUY NOW<\/strong>, c\u0103 pro\u0219tii ca mine merit\u0103 s\u0103 fie specula\u021bi jefui\u021bi, \u0219i viola\u021bi, \u00een general, c\u0103 prea u\u0219or arunc\u0103 cu banii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i dup\u0103 aia \u00eemi spune c\u0103 las\u0103 c\u0103 vine m\u00e2ine, c\u0103 dac\u0103 te gr\u0103be\u0219ti nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 amazon \u00ee\u021bi onoreaz\u0103 graba, ci c\u0103 o speculeaz\u0103 , c\u0103 A\u0218A SE FACE BUSINESS; \u021bine\u021bi \u0219i voi minte, c\u0103 io uit mereu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 \u00eel vrei azi, trebuie s\u0103 \u00eel bibile\u0219ti, s\u0103 \u00eel pui \u00een co\u0219 , s\u0103 dai checkout, s\u0103 treci prin to\u021bi pa\u0219ii, etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A\u0219 putea s\u0103 anulez \u0219i s\u0103 fac asta, dar am ales s\u0103 a\u0219tept, c\u0103 mai bine scriu articolul \u0103sta de gratis pe timpul meu, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 mai pierd timp cump\u0103r\u00e2nd o dat\u0103. Dar de data viitoare \u0219tiu, no more BUY NOW <\/strong> motherfuckers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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