{"id":22402,"date":"2022-08-03T02:33:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-03T01:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22402"},"modified":"2022-08-03T07:08:35","modified_gmt":"2022-08-03T06:08:35","slug":"pa-mallorca-calvia-beach-note-de-plata-random-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22402","title":{"rendered":"P\u0103 Mallorca: Calvia Beach note de plat\u0103 random 2"},"content":{"rendered":"
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…tot la \u0103ia cu pira\u021bii eram doar cu so\u021bia , pe\u0219tele \u0103la ar\u0103ta la fel de dubios g\u0103tit \u00een realitate ca in poz\u0103, cam sushificat a\u0219a. La gust era lux, dar am m\u00e2ncat mai degrab\u0103 partea alb\u0103, mai bine g\u0103tit\u0103 dec\u00e2t mijlocul, doar din pruden\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dup\u0103 aia am mai fost \u00eentr-o zi la unii asem\u0103n\u0103tori cu o teras\u0103 ieftin\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 de la Costine\u0219ti, unde ne-a servit un rom\u00e2n pe acela\u0219i still – repede fugitiv, cu aruncat sucurile pe mas\u0103 \u0219i lua\u021bi-le voi cum \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 le-a\u021bi cerut, la fel \u0219i m\u00e2ncarea. E ok i-am l\u0103sat \u0219i bac\u0219i\u0219, m\u0103car n-a flegmat pe pizza. Sper. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Eu mi-am luat pe\u0219te sabie \u0219i a fost minunat, so\u021bia calamarii din poze , pe care i-a m\u00e2ncat , ori de foame ori c\u0103 i-au pl\u0103cut, nu mai \u021bin minte, dar mie \u00eemi cam f\u0103ceau cu ochiul \u0219i nu c\u0103 n-ar fi fost g\u0103ti\u021bi destul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Puerto Rico \u00eei spune la terasa aia care arata cam pu\u0219cat\u0103 a\u0219a, dar e curat, au ni\u0219te papagali in colivie cu care se joaca copiii \u0219i nu , nu au postat pe Facebook c\u0103 colivia nu e loc de joac\u0103, c\u0103 cine vine cu copiii s\u0103 \u00eei \u021bin\u0103 \u00een les\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Au mai fost \u0219i prin alte locuri, ei , f\u0103r\u0103 mine, c\u0103 eu dac\u0103 am lucrat de luni p\u00e2n\u0103 joi, vacan\u021ba mea \u00eencepea de la ora 17:00. M\u0103 rog spre 18:00 c\u0103 a\u0219a sunt eu fraier \u0219i m\u0103 mai \u00eentind dup\u0103 program \u0219i c\u00e2nd ma a\u0219teapt\u0103 piscina. Cineva trebuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i bani de vacan\u021ba asta. <\/pre>\n\n\n\n
Ah, ultima, \u00eenc\u0103 o tur\u0103 la \u0103ia cu chelneri tra\u0219i,  de data asta am stat dup\u0103 m\u00e2ncare de ni s-au lungit ochii. La miejii nop\u021bii am ajuns la hotel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Hai, b\u0103, cu m\u00e2ncarea , b\u0103, c\u0103 se face noapte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
S-a f\u0103cut noapte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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De aia \u0219i nota de plata ceva mai mare c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 a venit m\u00e2ncarea am b\u0103ut de am spart \u0219i la \u0103\u0219tia bautura era baza pe not\u0103.  Glumesc, era o teras\u0103 mai scump\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 <\/strong>ar fi avut \u0219i personal suficient, la c\u00e2te mese serveau, ar fi fost ok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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De\u0219i po\u021bi s\u0103 pui \u0219paga la chelneri \u00een plata cu cardul, de data asta mi-a zis una din chelnerii care ne-au servit , c\u0103 “da, pute\u021bi, dar \u0219ti\u021bi se duc direct \u00een contul companiei” . Pai foarte bine, poate a\u0219a au bani s\u0103 mai angajeze personal. De fapt, i-am zis c\u0103 atunci hai c\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 am sa pl\u0103tesc toat\u0103 nota cu cash, c\u0103 am doar h\u00e2rtii de 50.  Suflet de mam\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u0103 nu, c\u0103 are s\u0103 \u00eemi dea rest doar la bac\u0219i\u0219. Lux. I-am zis sa opreasc\u0103 20 ( foarte mult, la ce serviciu lent am primit, dar a\u0219a sunt io fraier , \u00eencurajez serviciile proaste, promit s\u0103 m\u0103 schimb ) , a venit imediat cu restul \u0219i citeam pe fa\u021ba ei cum m-ar fi futut din priviri ( da, obiectualizarea femeii, da\u021bi cu huo), nu c\u0103 de ce atr\u0103g\u0103tor ar\u0103tam eu cu verigheta pe man\u0103, so\u021bia \u0219i copiii de fa\u021b\u0103, c\u00e2t c\u0103 na, salariile pe chelnereal\u0103 \u00een Spania… te bucuri la 20 de euro, ce s\u0103 faci.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Later Edit: \u00cemi ar\u0103ta cineva aseara \u201eaglomera\u021bia\u201d de la Saturn, c\u0103 tocmai ce se \u00eentorseser\u0103 de la mare de unde erau \u0219ezloangele la fel de scumpe, sau ieftine, ca \u0103lea din Mallorca. Dar cred c\u0103 scumpe c\u0103 nu era nimeni pe niciunul, se punea praful pe ele. \u00een toat\u0103 marea era \u00een ap\u0103 el \u0219i cu familia lui. Eh, cred c\u0103 au fost f\u0103cute \u0219i pozele \u0219i film\u0103rile discre\u021bionar, dar ori\u0219ic\u00e2t! Gol e 1 august – mai rar, \u00eens\u0103 cred, a\u0219a cum am spus, c\u0103 e OK, a\u0219a se regleaz\u0103 \u0219i devine turismul ceea ce trebuie s\u0103 fie, ceva cu o ni\u0219\u0103 mai corect\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
…tot la \u0103ia cu pira\u021bii eram doar cu so\u021bia , pe\u0219tele \u0103la ar\u0103ta la fel de dubios g\u0103tit \u00een realitate ca in poz\u0103, cam sushificat…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22458,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1349,82],"tags":[2181,4947],"class_list":["post-22402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-baleare","category-prin-lume","tag-inflatie","tag-mallorca-2022"],"views":1536,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/p_20220726_2232186189934092486891564.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5Pk","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22402"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22516,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22402\/revisions\/22516"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}