{"id":22496,"date":"2022-08-02T08:45:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-02T07:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22496"},"modified":"2022-08-01T21:08:53","modified_gmt":"2022-08-01T20:08:53","slug":"glume-crestine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22496","title":{"rendered":"Glume cre[\u0219]tine"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Popa din sat anul asta a anun\u021bat c\u0103 el, dup\u0103 slujba de \u00eenviere, nu mai \u021bine praznicul de pomenire, adic\u0103 slujba aia cu care binecuv\u00e2nteaz\u0103 pomana, s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 enoria\u0219ii s\u0103-\u0219i cioc\u0103neasc\u0103 ou\u0103le ,  s\u0103 se prea-cinsteasc\u0103 cu vin, cum ar veni s\u0103 dea startul la prea-curvie \u0219i prea be\u021bie.  Nu \u0103sta e aspectul \u0219ocant, probabil cei mai mul\u021bi nu \u00een\u021belege\u021bi oricum semnifica\u021bia \u0219i oricum nu conteaz\u0103. Ci motivul invocat &#8211; c\u0103 e \u0219i el om ca to\u021bi oamenii \u0219i vrea \u0219i el <strong>liber \u00een ziua de Pa\u0219te, s\u0103-l s\u0103rb\u0103toreasc\u0103 cu familia<\/strong> \u0219i  s\u0103 fac\u0103 el praznicul Luni, c\u0103 ce pula lui.  Lumea s-a sup\u0103rat \u0219i nu prea au mai mers luni \u00een semn de protest. Fraieri, eu  m\u0103 retrageam de la plata contribu\u021biei anuale \u0219i a oric\u0103ror \u201dbobotezi\u201d, dar nu pot c\u0103 deja nu fac astea. P\u0103rin\u021bii mei sunt oameni ca lumea, nu fac ei din \u0103stea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar oricum, asta a fost doar aperitivul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ieri mi-a zis tata c\u0103 azi e Ziua Crucii ( aia mic\u0103, c\u0103 aia mare e pe 14 septembrie), nu muncim ( poate el c\u0103 e pensionar, am redus \u0219i eu volumul \u00een spirit de solidaritate, pe seara am fost la pescuit, dar ori\u0219ic\u00e2t, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 tot l-am pus \u0219i pe el la munc\u0103**), ei \u021bin post \u0219i ne \u00eentreba mama dac\u0103 s\u0103 ne g\u0103teasc\u0103 nou\u0103 ceva de dulce. Noi c\u0103 nu, c\u0103 pentru mine e un favor s\u0103 m\u00e2n\u00e2nc o ciorb\u0103 bun\u0103 de fasole, o salat\u0103 de vinete proaspete \u0219i ni\u0219te ardei copt cu o\u021bet, gen nu vre\u021bi voi s\u0103 \u021binem un post din \u0103sta vreo 2-3 zile \u0219i nu m\u0103 mai tenta\u021bi cu c\u0103rnotenii? Nu, dar nu conteaz\u0103 nici asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 mai pe sear\u0103 \u00eemi spuse tata, dezam\u0103git, c\u0103 \u021binur\u0103m post degeaba, c\u0103 la biseric\u0103 ( el nu merge, e cre\u0219tin din \u0103la care doar \u021bine post c\u00e2nd  trebuie ( \u0103lea mai importante) \u0219i nu munce\u0219te c\u00e2nd e s\u0103rb\u0103toare, restul nu e important, dar al\u021bii din sat)  i-a anun\u021bat popa c\u0103 e ordin de la episcopie s\u0103 se am\u00e2ne \u201dZiua Crucii\u201d.  Nu \u0219tiu p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, eu sunt OK, \u021bin post \u0219i atunci c\u0103 g\u0103te\u0219te mama mi\u0219to de post, da&#8217; m\u0103 \u00eentreb cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 asta, ca la \u0219edin\u021be? V\u0103d popii c\u0103 sunt prea mul\u021bi enoria\u0219i Out of Church, c\u0103 e sezon de vacan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i o am\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 vin to\u021bi? Sau poate-s popii \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103? Nu \u00een\u021beleg exact cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 asta.  Fi\u021bi cu ochii pe Cr\u0103ciun, c\u0103 nu se \u0219tie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">** Am fost cu rabla \u00een vitez\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la un service \u00een satul vecin \u00een pauza de mas\u0103 s\u0103 programez o revizie sumar\u0103 pentru c\u00e2nd s-o putea, m\u00e2ine.  La \u00eentoarcere m-am gr\u0103bit, c\u0103 mi se termina pauza, dar am v\u0103zut \u00een fug\u0103 c\u0103 a s\u0103rit o platband\u0103 de la poart\u0103 din sudur\u0103 \u0219i drugul care \u021bine poarta e cam str\u00e2mb. Drept urmare, s\u0103rb\u0103toare o fi fost ( nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 s-a am\u00e2nat, la ora aia) da-l sunai pe tata s\u0103 ia aparatul de sudur\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute un pic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-C\u0103 de ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-P\u0103i \u0219tii platbanda aia care \u021bine por\u021bile impreunate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Eh, cred c\u0103 s-a dilatat de la c\u0103ldur\u0103, c\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 fierul face din astea \u0219i a s\u0103rit din sudur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-B\u0103i, d\u0103-o dracu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u0218i ia \u0219i un ciocan c\u0103 s-a str\u00e2mbat \u0219i drugul, l-am \u00eendreptat eu cu un bolovan ca deschid s\u0103 intru \u00een curte,  dar nu prea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u0218i \u0103la tot de la c\u0103ldur\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Tu c\u00e2nd veni\u0219i acas\u0103, erai cam \u00een vitez\u0103 a\u0219a?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Da, c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rziam la lucru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u0218i dac\u0103 m\u0103 uit g\u0103sesc vopsea verde pe bara ta, tot de la c\u0103ldur\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-G\u0103se\u0219ti, da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u0218i c\u00e2t b\u0103tu\u0219i drugul s\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 intri \u00een curte nu \u00eent\u00e2rzia\u0219i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ba da, dar ce vrei, c\u0103ldura. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tre&#8217; s\u0103 sfin\u021besc ma\u0219ina, c\u0103 e ceva \u00een neregul\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Popa din sat anul asta a anun\u021bat c\u0103 el, dup\u0103 slujba de \u00eenviere, nu mai \u021bine praznicul de pomenire, adic\u0103 slujba aia cu care binecuv\u00e2nteaz\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":18612,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,500,732],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-self","category-religie-si-biserici"],"views":1257,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/catholic_cross.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5QQ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22496"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22501,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22496\/revisions\/22501"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}