{"id":22661,"date":"2022-09-09T05:09:04","date_gmt":"2022-09-09T04:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22661"},"modified":"2022-08-30T05:53:51","modified_gmt":"2022-08-30T04:53:51","slug":"dupa-vorba-dupa-port-va-trollez-si-eu-cum-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22661","title":{"rendered":"Dup\u0103 vorb\u0103 dup\u0103 port, va trollez \u0219i eu cum pot"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tot ne confund\u0103 lumea c\u0103 am fi italieni, nu \u0219tiu de ce , vaffanculo a tutti. Din toate na\u021biile m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 al doilea cel mai tare c\u00e2nd str\u0103inii cred c\u0103 a\u0219 fi italian. Cel mai tare m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd se prind c\u0103 sunt rom\u00e2n, dar na. Nu, nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 c\u0103 sunt rom\u00e2n, dar dac\u0103 m\u0103 asociaz\u0103 cineva cu rom\u00e2nii, nu m\u0103 asociaz\u0103 cu academicienii rom\u00e2ni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acuma, s\u0103 fiu sincer, prea multe op\u021biuni n-am, c\u0103 ne mai \u00eencurc\u0103 lumea c\u0103 am fi francezi uneori, alteori pe mine singur c-a\u0219 fi evreu, c\u00e2nd v\u0103d cum \u00eemi tremur\u0103 m\u00e2na pe bani, cu so\u021bia \u0219i fetele nu, c\u0103 n-au evreicele fizionomii din astea. \u0102\u0219tia de aici nu, da’ nici fizic de nem\u021bi nu prea avem, iar nordici cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin , c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia n-au nici p\u0103rul cre\u021b, nici sub 1 metru 80 . A\u0219a c\u0103 asta e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt mul\u021bi turi\u0219ti italieni \u0219i e rezonabil s\u0103 fiu luat drept unul. Mai ales c\u00e2nd m\u0103 a\u0219ez la masa unui local care serve\u0219te paste, pizza, astea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eentreb pe localnici de ce cred ei asta despre mine, \u00eemi zic ei c\u0103 “\u0219ti\u021bi, v-am v\u0103zut cu \u0219apca<\/a>…” dat\u0103 dracu’ asta, parc\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 o pierd p-aici. \u0218i cum nu umblu \u00een \u0219osete \u0219i \u0219lapi \u0219i nici beat pe strad\u0103 ziua, in mod sigur nu m\u0103 iau drept britanic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine atuncea, vreau \u0219i eu o pizza cu ananas dac\u0103 se poate \u0219i un pahar de vin alb cu un cub de ghea\u021b\u0103, si prego. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218i un un espresso cu lapte. De fapt, asta alt\u0103 poveste. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ma per che? Per c-a\u0219a vrea mu\u0219chiul meu de oltean sadea, neam de troli de sub podul de peste Olt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Tot ne confund\u0103 lumea c\u0103 am fi italieni, nu \u0219tiu de ce , vaffanculo a tutti. Din toate na\u021biile m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 al doilea cel mai…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22660,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4961],"tags":[4998],"class_list":["post-22661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-indonezia-bali","tag-grilaj-italian"],"views":1129,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/prego-trol.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5Tv","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22661"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22874,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22661\/revisions\/22874"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}