{"id":22673,"date":"2022-09-01T23:57:15","date_gmt":"2022-09-01T22:57:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22673"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:06:21","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T00:06:21","slug":"un-junghi-in-ceafa-care-sa-imi-aminteasca-ca-prostia-doare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22673","title":{"rendered":"8.Un junghi in ceaf\u0103, care s\u0103 \u00eemi aminteasc\u0103 c\u0103 prostia doare"},"content":{"rendered":"
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C\u00e2nd faci scufund\u0103ri, trebuie s\u0103 fii atent la niste detalii care privesc preg\u0103tirea echipamentului. Mai atent dec\u00e2t mine, \u00een general. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u021bia, care f\u0103cea cursurile \u00ee\u0219i preg\u0103te\u0219te echipamentul meticulos, eu, de\u0219i \u0219tiu s\u0103 \u00eel fac , m\u0103 mai \u00eencurc in aranjarea ma\u021belor – s\u0103 nu m\u0103 angaja\u021bi responsabil cu managementul cablurilor. M\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 chestiile de baz\u0103, s\u0103 am presiune, s\u0103 func\u021bioneze BCD-ul, s\u0103 pot s\u0103 trag aer prin ambele respiratoare, astea. Mie \u00eemi place s\u0103 merg la scufund\u0103ri \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi monteze al\u021bii echipamentul, eu doar s\u0103 verific chestiile astea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Treaba asta e at\u00e2t de OK, cam c\u00e2t de OK e\u0219ti tu s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi pui via\u021ba \u00een m\u00e2inile altora. Dec\u00e2t \u00een ale mele…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu voiam s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i so\u021bia cursurile ca s\u0103 am \u0219i eu partener de scuba din familie, s\u0103 nu mai merg cu al\u021bii, c\u0103 lumea subacvatic\u0103 e mi\u0219to \u0219i e mai mi\u0219to s-o v\u0103d de m\u00e2n\u0103 cu cei pe care \u00eei iubesc, dec\u00e2t cu unii \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tori sau pe care \u00eei pl\u0103tesc. Dar ‘ce c\u0103, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 ce meticulos sunt, parc\u0103 nu ar avea \u00eencredere s\u0103 fiu eu budy-ul. Meh. Nu pot s\u0103 o judec. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In fine, din motive care vor fi elucidate medical alt\u0103 dat\u0103, trebuie tot singur. \u0218i am g\u0103sit aici pe unii pe placul meu, care fac ei tot, m\u0103 \u0219i echipeaz\u0103 , \u00eemi dau \u0219ut \u00een balt\u0103 \u0219i au grij\u0103 de mine. Oarecum. Eu mi-am verificat oricum cele men\u021bionate mai sus, voiam s\u0103 fac asta \u0219i pentru budy-ul meu, un instructor, dive master, a\u0219a cum se face, dar n-are nevoie. Eu \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 ajutorul meu nu conteaz\u0103 mult, nu c\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i pun\u0103 baz\u0103, dar cred c\u0103 gre\u0219e\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu m\u0103 op\u0103resc de at\u00e2ta relaxare, m\u0103 dau cu labele in sus peste bord \u0219i ne pr\u0103v\u0103lim u\u0219or , egaliz\u00e2nd presiunea \u00een urechi, cum se face , p\u00e2n\u0103 la vreo 18 metri, c\u0103 at\u00e2ta m\u0103 \u021bine licen\u021ba. \u0218i priceperea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 dac\u0103 p\u0103\u021besc ceva, vreo 20 de metri sunt in stare s\u0103 \u00eei ies arunc\u00e2nd tot ce am pe mine, f\u0103r\u0103 aer, f\u0103r\u0103 nimic, zic in cel mai r\u0103u caz. Probabil mi-a\u0219 petrece restul vacan\u021bei \u00eentr-o camer\u0103 de decompresie, dar totu\u0219i viu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intr\u0103m \u00een curent \u0219i e nevoie s\u0103 stau pu\u021bin cu capul in jos \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een sus, din motivul c\u0103 m\u0103 scufund cu pu\u021bine greut\u0103\u021bi ca s\u0103 pot baleia ad\u00e2ncimea doar din pl\u0103m\u00e2ni \u0219i sa filmez. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i cum stau eu a\u0219a \u00eemi dau seama de ce insist\u0103 instructorii la cursuri s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi montezi vesta corect pe butelie, ca s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi vin\u0103 robinetul in ceaf\u0103 c\u00e2nd dai capul pe spate, sau c\u00e2nd \u021bi-o \u00eempinge curentul la spate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu mi s-a p\u0103rut ceva critic \u0219i nu e, c\u0103 la o adic\u0103 po\u021bi sta vertical sau cu capul aplecat \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, dar e ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd ai merge pe fundul m\u0103rii \u00een c\u00e2rje s\u0103 te bucuri. S\u0103 te bucuri de c\u00e2t de prost e\u0219ti . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La fiecare schimbare de pozi\u021bie \u00eemi iau un \u0219ut \u00een ceaf\u0103: ia boule, prostule, lene\u0219ule, bucur\u0103-te priveli\u0219te. Gen jap, ia spune, m\u0103, jap, data viitoare, jap, tot a\u0219a o s\u0103 faci, jap? O s\u0103 te doar\u0103 in cur, jap, \u0219i o s\u0103 te la\u0219i pe m\u00e2na altora, jap? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eh, a fost cred cea mai mi\u0219to experien\u021b\u0103 de scufund\u0103ri, pe care mi-am \u00eentinat-o singur, fiind lene\u0219. Dureaz\u0103 maxim un minut s\u0103 verifici \u0219i s\u0103 aranjezi pozi\u021bia BCD-ului pe butelie, in schimb durerea de ceaf\u0103 a \u021binut p\u00e2n\u0103 m-am culcat , cu un Nurofen, semn c\u0103 via\u021ba-i scurt\u0103, gustu-i lung. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot merit\u0103 efortul, \u0219i merit \u0219i eu ce mi se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u0219i e bine, c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eenve\u021bi, ca -n bancul \u0103la cu medicul, c\u00e2nd ai limbrici, se urc\u0103 la cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C\u00e2nd faci scufund\u0103ri, trebuie s\u0103 fii atent la niste detalii care privesc preg\u0103tirea echipamentului. Mai atent dec\u00e2t mine, \u00een general. So\u021bia, care f\u0103cea cursurile \u00ee\u0219i…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":22956,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4961,571,500,82],"tags":[5003,5002,5004],"class_list":["post-22673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-indonezia-bali","category-life-log","category-self","category-prin-lume","tag-dive-2022","tag-gili-trawangan","tag-scuba-in-bali"],"views":1128,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/scuba-diving.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5TH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22673"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22959,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22673\/revisions\/22959"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}