{"id":22985,"date":"2022-10-14T08:25:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-14T07:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22985"},"modified":"2022-10-14T07:55:45","modified_gmt":"2022-10-14T06:55:45","slug":"scurt-fabrica-de-instagram-de-la-mine-din-camera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=22985","title":{"rendered":"Scurt: Fabrica de instagram de la mine din camer\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am zis de hotelul \u0103la Le Cliff<\/a>, ce n-am zis e c\u0103 acolo era fabrica de Instagram din Bali, m\u0103 rog, una din ele. Nu glumesc, d\u0103 un ochi pe tagul \u0103sta de Instagloabe<\/a>. Sau pe \u0103sta<\/a>, ca s\u0103 vezi ce f\u0103cea lumea pe acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acestea fiind spuse, cum d\u0103m noi s\u0103 ne caz\u0103m, zice recep\u021bionera c\u0103 e camera gata \u0219i s\u0103 ne conduc\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 intr\u0103m, erau unii la noi \u00een camer\u0103 – recep\u021bionera perplexat\u0103, c\u0103 ce face\u021bi aici, sunte\u021bi de la cur\u0103\u021benie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-ALO, ce face\u021bi aici? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00eei auzeam de dinafar\u0103 c\u0103 \u201dam intrat s\u0103 facem c\u00e2teva poze\u201d. \u0218i tot f\u0103ceau … Gen, \u201db\u0103 , ie\u0219i\u021bi afar\u0103, sunte\u021bi \u00een camera altcuiva\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Av\u00e2nd ni\u0219te amintiri recente pe tem\u0103, am zis s\u0103 nu fiu tocmai eu \u0103la cu pula mare, c\u0103 poate au gre\u0219it, \u0219tii cum e pe la hoteluri, mai \u00eencurci camerele<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nu, \u0103ia nu aveau nicio treab\u0103, erau acolo cu scopul clar s\u0103 fac\u0103 poze de\u0219i \u0219tiau c\u0103 nu-s la ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aproape i-a scos recep\u021bionera cu for\u021ba. Au ie\u0219it, ca dou\u0103 floricele, doi bangalorieni curi\u0219ti ( pu\u021beau a curry \u0219i p\u0103reau de acolo), cu un copil \u00een bra\u021be, cam str\u00e2mb, dar era al lor c\u0103 sem\u0103nau ca ni\u0219te pic\u0103turi de ap\u0103 de aia din Gange de unde se spal\u0103 to\u021bi \u0103ia ca ei, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 unul \u00een burt\u0103 la balabust\u0103, cre’ c\u0103 l-au turnat \u00een camera aia repede; \u00eei durea \u00een pizde de orice, zici c\u0103 erau la ei \u00een Ferentari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103rakii \u00ee\u0219i luaser\u0103 o camer\u0103 mai jos \u0219i nu era vederea chiar a\u0219a, a\u0219a c\u0103 se pozau \u0219i ei pe unde apucau, nu observau \u0219i ei c\u0103 sunt fotoigienici de pic\u0103 serverele de insta c\u00e2nd urc\u0103 ei pozele, mai merg \u00een dou\u0103 vacan\u021be, d\u0103 Zuckenberg faliment. Le dau poza jos doar dac\u0103 m\u0103 contacteaz\u0103 \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te s-o fac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

#hate+500<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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