{"id":23019,"date":"2022-10-19T02:14:07","date_gmt":"2022-10-19T01:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23019"},"modified":"2022-10-20T01:06:19","modified_gmt":"2022-10-20T00:06:19","slug":"operatiunea-monstrul-din-loch-ness-3-birou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23019","title":{"rendered":"Opera\u021biunea Monstrul din Loch Ness: 3 – Birou"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Treaba asta a durat \u0219i a durut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aveam garaj de nicio ma\u0219in\u0103, c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103pea r\u0103bl\u0103ciunea mea mic\u0103 dac\u0103 o b\u0103gam cu botul cumva pe sub o anex\u0103 construit\u0103 \u00een camera tehnica, care prelungea un pic garajul cu un soi de dulap \u00een care \u00ee\u021bi intra botul ma\u0219inii \u0219i pe care l-au desfin\u021bat \u0103ia care au reparat buc\u0103t\u0103ria, baia \u0219i apa<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i b\u0103tea un v\u00e2nt de-\u021bi intra \u0219i-ntre buci, a\u0219a c\u0103 m-am gr\u0103bit s\u0103 g\u0103sesc pe cineva s\u0103 se apuce de conversia garajului la birou \u00eenc\u0103 de anul trecut din septembrie, c\u00e2nd ne-am \u00eentors din vacan\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 nu era vreme de stat! Preferam s\u0103 lucrez cu \u0103ia care au lucrat baia \u0219i buc\u0103t\u0103ria, c\u0103 am fost relativ mul\u021bumit de ei. Foarte mul\u021bumit la calitatea aparent\u0103 \u0219i la cur\u0103\u021benie, a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a la alte capitole. Dar ei nu mi-au dat ofert\u0103 nici p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een decembrie, a\u0219a c\u0103 n-am stat dup\u0103 ei, eu p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een decembrie voiam s\u0103 fie gata, nu te joci!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am g\u0103sit pe unii care puteau s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103<\/strong> din ianuarie, dar era prea t\u00e2riziu, a\u0219a c\u0103 am mai c\u0103utat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een decembrie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu \u00eencepere \u00een ianuarie, perfect, numai bine s\u0103 sco\u021bi u\u0219a garajului \u00een toiul iernii \u0219i s\u0103 lucrezi ca s\u0103 bat\u0103 v\u00e2ntul p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een fundul casei. Noroc c\u0103 s-a stricat \u0219i centrala tocmai atunci<\/a>, c\u0103 am avut oportunitatea s\u0103 ne \u00eenc\u0103lzim cu curent electric, calorifere f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r, \u0219i s\u0103 \u0219i test\u0103m intens \u00eenc\u0103lzirea din pardoseal\u0103 din baie \u0219i buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i tot s\u0103 murim de frig pre\u021b de 1.5 megawati x ore de curent telectric \u00eentr-o lun\u0103. Nu, n-am men\u021bionat produc\u021bia electric\u0103 a vreunei centrale, \u0103la a fost consumul de curent al casei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Am avut noroc \u0219i c\u0103 tocmai se scumpise curentul \u0219i eram pe val, la frecven\u021ba de 50 de her\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nenea \u0103sta s-a gr\u0103bit, \u0219i acuma lucreaz\u0103 la cas\u0103, la capitolul 5, a\u0219a biroul l-a terminat repede, prin Mai, cred ca pe la sf\u00e2r\u0219it deja lucram \u00een el \u0219i constatam c\u0103 l-am izolat un pic cam mult. Nu \u00een sensul c\u0103 eram ofticat c\u0103 nu mai consum de ajuns curent electric \u0219i gaz cu \u00eenc\u0103lzirea, aia era OK, c\u0103 a\u021bi auzit \u0219i voi, s\u0103 mai \u00eenchidem gazul \u0103la, p\u00e2n\u0103 ni-l \u00eenchid ru\u0219ii de tot, c\u00e2t c\u0103 eu am luat \u00een calul p\u0103strarea c\u0103ldurii \u00eenauntru, s\u0103 n-o dea frigul afar\u0103, da’ ce te faci c\u00e2nd se adun\u0103 prea mult\u0103 de la calculatoare iar afar\u0103 nu e destul de frig? Transpiri, ce pula mea s\u0103 faci, c\u0103 eu am vrut izola\u021bie blan\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Legat de care – am vorbit cu omul meu s\u0103-mi izoleze pere\u021bii pe interior, p\u00e2n\u0103 o s\u0103 pun eu izola\u021bie pe exterior, \u00eenc\u0103 caut o firm\u0103 \u0219i de aia…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am stabilit toate detaliile, am stabilit pre\u021bul de ofert\u0103 vreo 15,000 de lire, scump dar ce s\u0103 faci, hai s\u0103 ne apuc\u0103m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut un calcul energetic cu Ubakus, m-a luat capul, izola\u021bia de voia el s-o pun\u0103, 2.5cm de \u201dCelotex\u201d, un soi de PIR, e bun\u0103, dar nu a\u0219a de bun\u0103. I-am zis s\u0103 pun\u0103 5cm pe pere\u021bii exteriori \u0219i 10 pe podea ( pentru referin\u021b\u0103 6cm grosime de PIR , izoleaza cam ca 10cm de polistiren – EPS . ). A pus , \u00eenc\u0103 2000 de lire, dar aia e. Vedem noi iarna asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Era o problem\u0103 structural\u0103 care a fost \u0219i aia rezolvat\u0103 cu ni\u0219te grinzi, adezivi \u0219i piroaie de metal. Bani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i pe urm\u0103 tot felul de c\u0103c\u0103\u021bi\u0219uri, de-am ajuns s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc vreo 900 de lire pe o grind\u0103 deasupra ferestrei, una care cost\u0103 20 de lire la Dedemanul \u0103stora, efectiv b\u0103taie de joc, dar n-ai cu cine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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S-au terminat biroul \u0219i camera centralei de renovat undeva deasupra sumei de 26,000 de lire. Da, g\u0103se\u0219ti garsoniere \u00een Bucure\u0219ti de banii \u0103ia, dar o s\u0103 presupun c\u0103 locuiam \u00een Cluj iar de 30,000EUR po\u021bi s\u0103 iei doar muie \u0219i aia e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dincolo de faptul c\u0103 a durat c\u00e2t comunismul \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, biroul nu e cine-\u0219tie-ce lux \u0219i elegan\u021b\u0103, am vrut eu ni\u0219te chestii care au ad\u0103ugat costuri, anume un perete de compartimentare pe structur\u0103 de lemn, s\u0103 nu fie f\u0103cut doar din pl\u0103ci de rigips ca la apartamentele moderne, ci s\u0103 aib\u0103 substrat de OSB, \u00een birou dublat de rigips, \u00een camera tehnic\u0103 nu l-am mai dublat, de fraier, trebuia, dar am pus un strat OSB mai gros – 18mm, s\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103 \u00een\u0219urubezi mobil\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0219i pice \u00een cap. Am mai vrut eu ni\u0219te cabluri , multe prize, circuite electrice separate , care nu aveau loc \u00een tabloul \u00eenlocuit anul trecut care \u0219i \u0103la a trebuit schimbat; al\u021bi bani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 de ce nu m-am g\u00e2ndit eu de anul trecut s\u0103 pun unul mai mare, nu? Ba. M-am , dar electricianul pizdii, de\u0219i pe deviz scria tablou de 18 siguran\u021be a pus de 12 , c\u0103 de ce nu. Nu e bai, a pus \u0103sta de anul \u0103sta de 20. C\u0103 am stat l\u00e2ng\u0103 el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot n-au f\u0103cut ce trebuie, le-am dat planuri scrise \u0219i tot au gre\u0219it. De exemplu, mi-au pus o priz\u0103 \u00een plus c\u0103 nu s-au uitat bine pe plan. E OK, nu se sup\u0103rat nimeni vreodat\u0103 pentru at\u00e2ta lucru, era mai r\u0103u \u00een minus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aveam un \u00eentrerup\u0103tor l\u00e2ng\u0103 u\u0219a de intrare , care comanda o lamp\u0103 cu senzor. I-am zis c\u0103 vreau 2 l\u0103mpi pe senzorul \u0103la, \u00eenseriate. Le-a pus electricianul, nu e bai, dar le-a mutat comanda din \u00eentrerup\u0103torul \u0103la, care acum e degeaba orb pe pozi\u021bia aia, \u00een cel din birou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De ce, coaie, cum te-ai g\u00e2ndit matale c\u0103 eu nu vreau s\u0103 comand lumina de afara de l\u00e2ng\u0103 u\u0219a de ie\u0219ire, ci din birou. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103, c\u0103 da, c\u0103 am tras celelalte lumini \u00een birou \u0219i m-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 fie toate la un loc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce pula mea s\u0103 mai faci, c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut, trebuiau spar\u021bi pere\u021bii abia gletui\u021bi. Las\u0103 a\u0219a, rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, I guess…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 l-am pus pe me\u0219terul principal s\u0103 desfac\u0103 pl\u0103cile de rigips de pe peretele de compartimentare \u0219i s\u0103 pun\u0103 OSB pe sub , CUM NE-AM \u00ceN\u021aELES , c\u00e2nd am b\u0103tut \u00een el, am v\u0103zut c\u0103 nu e, pe urm\u0103 m-am uitat pu\u021bin, pe urm\u0103 am \u00eenceput s\u0103-njur. Le-a f\u0103cut cum am zis, n-a comentat, c\u0103 d-aia mi-a \u0219i luat 900 de lire pe o grind\u0103 la c\u00e2teva zile, avea o gaur\u0103 de acoperit. \u0218i eu l-am pus s\u0103 astupe microfisurile din grinda de beton cu ciment, de banii \u0103\u0219tia m\u0103car s\u0103 ne distr\u0103m. \u0218i a\u0219a a \u0219i f\u0103cut, lol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am discutat cu el, c\u0103 la refacerea unei ferestre din camera tehnic\u0103 trebuia zidit\u0103 jum\u0103tate, c\u0103 era prea mare pentru scopul ei \u0219i nu puteam eu s\u0103 pun mobil\u0103 pe pere\u021bi. Acolo trebuia zidit cu \u201dcavity\u201d, adic\u0103 doi pere\u021bi cu gaur\u0103 \u00een jum\u0103tate, c\u0103 a\u0219a e restul zidului \u0219i i-am zis s\u0103 izoleze cu vat\u0103. Normal c\u0103 izoleaz\u0103, nici nu are cum altfel!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd a terminat – ai izolat? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu \u00eenc\u0103, dup\u0103 ce gletuiesc b\u0103ie\u021bii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ai izolat? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trebuia s\u0103 astupe acolo c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 pun\u0103 geamul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Boss, ai izolat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Desigur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Lux. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 ce a plecat de acolo, am desf\u0103cut, am dat un ochi , pula vat\u0103. \u00cel sun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0102, BOSS, SIGUR AI IZOLAT?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S-a prins c\u0103 nu e cazul , mi-a zis ca nu , n-am \u00een\u021beles eu, vine mai t\u00e2rziu \u0219i izoleaz\u0103. A venit, m-am uitat pu\u021bin str\u00e2mb la el, dar am l\u0103sat-o pe \u201en-am \u00een\u021beles eu bine\u201d \u0219i a v\u00e2r\u00e2t c\u0103catul \u0103la de vat\u0103 acolo. Sper c\u0103 nu l-a scos c\u00e2nd a pus fereastra c\u0103 eu am fost plecat \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nu o s\u0103 dau g\u0103uri ca paranoicul s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 mai e acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acuma, indiferent de orice, arat\u0103 \u0219i se simte bine, nu am de ce s\u0103 m\u0103 pl\u00e2ng \u00een afar\u0103 de bani. \u00cen al\u021bi ani, m-a\u0219 fi dat cu curu de p\u0103m\u00e2nt de banii mei, acuma, c\u00e2nd v\u0103d c\u00e2t e infla\u021bia \u00eemi vine s\u0103 r\u00e2d. D\u0103-i \u00een pula mea de bani, sper c\u0103 \u0219i-a luat ceva frumos de ei, c\u0103 dac\u0103 i-a \u021binut \u00een banc\u0103 ca mine, acuma se d\u0103 el cu curul de p\u0103m\u00e2nt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Nu, nu c\u0103 e mult, e extrem de mult, dar n-am ce pula mea op\u021biuni , n-am g\u0103sit pe unii care s\u0103 fac\u0103 ieftin, repede \u0219i bine. Nici m\u0103car ieftin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unde mai puteam t\u0103ia din costuri f\u0103r\u0103 vreun impact semnificativ. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La ferestre . <\/a> Sincer, a fost un pic de \u021beap\u0103 \u0219i o s\u0103 explic. Puteam s\u0103 pun mult mai iefin , pe la 2000, sau 1500 de lire chiar, dac\u0103 t\u0103iam \u0219i din calitate. Nu 4300. Trebuia doar s\u0103 caut firm\u0103 de ferestre, nu pe me\u0219ter. Tehnic sunt relativ OK, problema e c\u0103 unele materiale, de exemplu m\u00e2nerele , sunt cele mai ieftine din galaxie. \u0218i se vede \u0219i m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103, \u00eemi vine s\u0103 \u00eel pun s\u0103 le schimbe. Revin cu detalii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Montajul \u00een schimb l-a f\u0103cut profesionist, cu compriband, cu tot ce trebuie, mai bine dec\u00e2t \u0103ia de la firma de ferestre, dar e un fel de br\u00e2nz\u0103 bun\u0103 \u00een burduf de c\u00e2ine, dar invers, c\u0103 burduful e bun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La \u00eenc\u0103lzire. So\u021bia a zis c\u0103 vrea \u00eenc\u0103lzire \u00een pardoseal\u0103, eu cred c\u0103 nu e musai necesar\u0103 \u0219i consum\u0103 mult curent, dar nu am ce s\u0103 comenez la chestii de genul \u0103sta. Pus \u00eenc\u0103lzirea \u0219i ne bucur\u0103m de ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu am vrut musai \u0219i pe calorifer, c\u0103 nu vreau doar pe rezisten\u021be – e limpede c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt bani \u00ceN PLUS, nu altceva. Dac\u0103 g\u0103seam \u00eenc\u0103lzire \u00een pardoseal\u0103 din aia umed\u0103 ( IPAT), puneam a\u0219a, dar nu \u0219tie me\u0219terul, am mai zis c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi tai pula \u00eenainte s\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 pui a\u0219a ceva. Dou\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lziri \u00eenseamn\u0103 bani dubli. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plus caloriferul. Eu am cerut unul imens. Necesar e unul de jum\u0103tate de metru, dar vreau s\u0103 poat\u0103 merge casa cu apa la 40 de grade. \u0218tiam eu de ce, de dinainte s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 r\u0103zboiul cu Ucraina !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Probabil c\u0103 puteam scuti un pic \u0219i la podea, am pus parchet laminat la pre\u021b intre lemn stratificat \u0219i lemn masiv. Nu ne-a p\u0103c\u0103lit nimeni cu el, e ceva din calitate mai bun\u0103 \u0219i cu durat\u0103 de via\u021b\u0103 foarte lung\u0103 rezistent la trafic comercial gen. Calitatea cost\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 puneam \u0219i izola\u021bia mai sub\u021bire \u0219i mai t\u0103iam ni\u0219te col\u021buri pe la toate, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 ajungeam pe la 19-20k lire. Tot mult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Treaba asta a durat \u0219i a durut. Aveam garaj de nicio ma\u0219in\u0103, c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103pea r\u0103bl\u0103ciunea mea mic\u0103 dac\u0103 o b\u0103gam cu botul cumva pe sub…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23149,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[604,3111,1594],"tags":[5065,5064,2502],"class_list":["post-23019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-operatiunea-monstrul","category-reading","category-uk","tag-casa-din-uk","tag-operatiunea-monstrul-din-loch-ness","tag-renovare-casa"],"views":1044,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/masa-de-lemn-rotunda-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-5Zh","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23019"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23365,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23019\/revisions\/23365"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}