{"id":23073,"date":"2022-10-12T07:38:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-12T06:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23073"},"modified":"2022-09-29T00:26:38","modified_gmt":"2022-09-28T23:26:38","slug":"platesti-mesteri-ca-sa-dyi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23073","title":{"rendered":"Pl\u0103te\u0219ti me\u0219teri ca s\u0103 DYI"},"content":{"rendered":"
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M\u0103 sun\u0103 me\u0219terul ca s\u0103 \u00eemi spun\u0103 c\u0103 nu g\u0103se\u0219te prinderile de la caloriferul vertical ca s\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce, c\u0103 oricum nu le-a montat, dar i-am spus unde sunt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 tot suntem la capitolul \u0103sta \u00eei spun c\u0103 e o u\u0219\u0103 \u00een camera tehnic\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2t \u00eemi ia s\u0103 o pun\u0103 la baia de sus, e din aia glisant\u0103, se monteaz\u0103 u\u0219or pe mecanism. Nu \u0219tie, c\u0103 e complicat, c\u0103 mai \u00eent\u00e2i s\u0103 o monteze \u0219i dup-aia . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Bine, boss. Monteaz-o \u0219i \u00eemi spui dup\u0103 aia, dac\u0103 a\u0219a merge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dac\u0103 am timp. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dac\u0103 ai timp. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni ajung in Ucheia, u\u0219a la locul ei \u00een camera tehnic\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 ambalat\u0103. OK, nu aveam poft\u0103, dar \u0219i eu tot ca me\u0219terul , m\u0103 tot \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bia c\u00e2nd punem u\u0219a aia. Din martie. Hai s-o punem , atunci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu de alta, dar u\u0219a existent\u0103 era chiar un gunoi, dac\u0103 tr\u0103geai o b\u0103\u0219in\u0103 in baie se dezintegra toat\u0103. \u0218i a\u0219a se ducea dracu, zburau, stinghiile din ea. Nu \u0219tiu de ce dracu’ au pus \u0103ia de dinainte a\u0219a u\u0219\u0103 la baie. De s\u0103raci, nu, o fi fost la mod\u0103. Ba cred c\u0103 tot prima variant\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cea nou\u0103 era un pic mai \u00eenalt\u0103, c\u0103 n-am g\u0103sit nici cu dat dracului pe m\u0103rimea asta. Zic, o tai! M\u0103 pun pe ea, c\u00e2nd iau \u0219oricelul, v\u0103d c\u0103 nu merge, c\u0103 n-am cu ce t\u0103ia. C\u0103 a\u0219a se face treab\u0103, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 seara te ui\u021bi la ce ai nevoie \u0219i vira la magazinul de unelte s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r fer\u0103str\u0103u circular. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De t\u0103iat am taiat-o eu ,dar prinauntru e gol \u0219i doar fundul are o stinghie “plin\u0103”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Deci trebuie s\u0103 o tai \u0219i s\u0103 o unesc la loc. Aha. Lux . De reparat, am reparat-o eu, ca-s prieten cu nenea \u0103la care f\u0103cea u\u0219i; Br\u00e2ncu\u0219i, cred c\u0103-l chema. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Noroc c\u0103 m-a prins noaptea c\u0103 a\u0219a e cu arti\u0219tii. Doar ziua sunt tri\u0219ti, c\u0103 e de munc\u0103. Noaptea pauz\u0103 \u0219i b\u0103utur\u0103, c\u0103 doar suntem \u00een UK. Bine, ceai. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar a doua zi, s-a terminat, in Sf\u00e2nta Duminic\u0103. C\u0103 deh, doar me\u0219terul e liber in weekend. Nu \u0219tiu, dac\u0103 face \u0219i el tot c\u0103 mine, in weekend munce\u0219te la el acas\u0103, sau chiar nu are treab\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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M-am \u00eentrebat omul \u00een s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na urm\u0103toare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Auzi? Era o u\u0219\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Era, da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aaaa, p\u0103i c\u0103 o puneam eu, c\u0103 o planificasem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Sorry, boss, \u0219i eu o planificasem din martie. \u0218tii cum e, zici c\u0103 “acum o pun” , ai trecere 6 luni, ca b\u0103rbat la casa femeii, dar pe urm\u0103 nu mai… Ghinionul am\u00e2ndurora. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

M\u0103 sun\u0103 me\u0219terul ca s\u0103 \u00eemi spun\u0103 c\u0103 nu g\u0103se\u0219te prinderile de la caloriferul vertical ca s\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce, c\u0103 oricum nu le-a montat,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23072,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3111,1594],"tags":[5069,5068,5067],"class_list":["post-23073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reading","category-uk","tag-mesteri-2022","tag-montaj-usa","tag-usa-de-la-baie"],"views":737,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/P_20220911_141250-scaled.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-609","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23159,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23073\/revisions\/23159"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}