{"id":23117,"date":"2022-10-05T09:45:24","date_gmt":"2022-10-05T08:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23117"},"modified":"2022-10-06T08:56:42","modified_gmt":"2022-10-06T07:56:42","slug":"buguri-si-solutii-de-invins-soarta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23117","title":{"rendered":"Buguri \u0219i solu\u021bii de \u00eenvins soarta"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Aflat \u00een aeroport , dau cu permisul de \u00eembarcare de pe telefon pe la nasul cititorului de carduri \u0219i nu zice nimic, la care eu dau s\u0103 intru , dar degeaba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai frec o dat\u0103&nbsp; cu tactic\u0103, iar de data asta tot nu merge, da-mi spune s\u0103 caut asisten\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce asisten\u021b\u0103, b\u0103, d\u0103-mi drumu&#8217;! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asistenta se uit\u0103 pe bord\u0103l\u0103u, se uit\u0103 pe pasaport, se uit\u0103 la fa\u021ba mea \u0219i \u00eencepe un &#8220;trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 schimb locul&#8221; pe care \u00eel reformuleaz\u0103, c\u00e2nd vede cum mi se zb\u00e2rce\u0219te \u0219i mi se acre\u0219te fa\u021ba, de r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 saliv\u0103 doar privindu-m\u0103, \u00eentr-un &#8221; v\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 dac\u0103 v\u0103 schimb locul?&#8221; . Pai a\u0219a! C\u0103 sunt client important. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, m\u0103 cam deranjeaz\u0103 c\u0103 l-am ales cu m\u00e2na mea \u0219i dac\u0103 se poate a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 \u00eel p\u0103strez chiar \u0219i dup\u0103 aterizare. E locul meu, ce dracu&#8217;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mmok, dar nu cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 mearg\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fac ochii mari, c\u0103 de ce s\u0103 nu mearg\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sistemul crede c\u0103 sunte\u021bi \u00een\u0103untru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Perfect, p\u0103i pute\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 b\u0103ga\u021bi, ca s\u0103 nu cread\u0103 gre\u0219it ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i nu , c\u0103 nu am cum&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Uite, butonul \u0103la, ap\u0103sa\u021bi pe el \u0219i se deschide poarta asta special\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, c\u0103 nu am voie a\u0219a.&nbsp; Trebuie s\u0103 fac sistemul s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 sunte\u021bi afar\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 lase \u00een\u0103untru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lic! mi se scurge o broboan\u0103 de scuipat din gur\u0103, da-l trag \u00eenapoi, dimpreun\u0103 cu un \u0219ir de muci, care se dezg\u0103rdinaser\u0103 de o nar\u0103, de la \u0219oc, \u0219i fugeau la vale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mook, face\u021bi-l s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 sunt afar\u0103, dac\u0103 a\u0219a merge. .<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i asta e , c\u0103 de obicei merge doar daca schimb locul pasagerului.&nbsp; Uita\u021bi , am f\u0103cut modific\u0103rile, lua\u021bi cartea de \u00eembarcare cu acela\u0219i loc, dac\u0103 nu merge, veni\u021bi s\u0103 vi-l schimb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu merge, merg eu, stau la coad\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i , \u00eemi schimb\u0103 locul meu bun 12C cu un 25C ( ultimul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 baie&nbsp; ) , god bless, \u00eemi fac cruci, meeerge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stau eu \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc undeva \u00een afara creierului, pe telefon permisul de \u00eembarcare are acela\u0219i loc. Dau refresh \u0219i nu se schimb\u0103.&nbsp; Oare locul?&#8230;&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cemi fac strategia.&nbsp; \u0102\u0219tia de la compania Veta British imbarcheaz\u0103 pe grupuri , s\u0103 nu se buluceasc\u0103 lumea aiurea , locurile din spate se imbarcheaz\u0103 primele, dar dac\u0103 nu te duci, nu au ce s\u0103 fac\u0103, te primesc \u0219i pe urm\u0103 \u0219i stai c\u0103 prostea la coad\u0103. \u0102la sunt eu, m\u0103 \u00eembrac cu grupul de la biletul cu 12C , chiar dup\u0103, pe final a\u0219a.&nbsp; Dar nu chiar&nbsp; ultimul, c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 le testez softul, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 atrag aten\u021bia; c\u0103 un spion.&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 duc frumos cu telefonul \u0219i scanez codul QR de pe telefon \u0219i nu merge; &#8216;ce iar c\u0103 se caut asisten\u021b\u0103. Supraveghetoarea se \u00eencrunt\u0103 \u0219i vine c\u0103tre mine s\u0103 m\u0103 asiste, scot cartea de \u00eembarcare printat\u0103 din buzunar ( aia cu 25C) , &#8220;eheh, silly me&#8221;, merge acum, tot io sunt, \u0103la care m\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, cu tr\u00e2n\u0219i in cur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajung la r\u00e2ndul 12 , locuri A \u0219i B ocupate, loc de bagaj sus pula.&nbsp; M\u0103 duc p\u00e2n\u0103 la 17 pun bagajul sus, m\u0103 \u00eentorc m\u0103 a\u0219ez pe locul 12C civilizat. Penultimul pasager vine la mine \u0219i \u00eemi zice c\u0103 acolo e locul lui.&nbsp; Eu o dau cu &#8221; m\u0103 scuza\u021bi , sta\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 mai uit o dat\u0103 pe bord\u0103l\u0103u&#8221;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mmm, la mine scrie 12C . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu voiam s\u0103 merg all in pe retardare, voiam doar s\u0103 verific c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia mi-au furat locul \u0219i l-au dat altcuiva \u0219i pe urm\u0103 scoteam biletul de h\u00e2rtie din poznar \u0219i m-a\u0219 fi t\u00e2r\u00e2t \u00een curul avionului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aaaa, e r\u00e2ndul 12? Eu am 13C. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pai treci, m\u0103 nene, in spate, nu \u00eemi creste pulsul aiurea, auzi la el, 12C. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 ridic \u0219i m\u0103 uit cu sictir c\u0103tre locul 25C, acolo e doar un pasager pe locul A , aici st\u0103m to\u021bi 3, din care 2 gra\u0219i ( ca lumea, nu ca mine ), ca sardelele in conserv\u0103.&nbsp; Dar m\u0103car debarc mai devreme. Tot e ceva s\u0103 ajung primu&#8217; la Dublin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uneori, universul vrea s\u0103 \u00eemi fac\u0103 un bine, dar eu #rezist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La cobor\u00e2re ies ca o floare, cu rucsacul la spate, dar revin: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ah, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi, Io trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi iau trolerul de deasupra scaunelor. He-he. He. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sigur, dup\u0103 ce ies to\u021bi pasagerii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Sigur&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domnul de la 25\/ trece pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine c\u0103sc\u00e2nd. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi-era dor s\u0103 m\u0103 duc cu avionul la munc\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aflat \u00een aeroport , dau cu permisul de \u00eembarcare de pe telefon pe la nasul cititorului de carduri \u0219i nu zice nimic, la care eu&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23115,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4825,434,82,1594],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-british-airways","category-despre-munca","category-prin-lume","category-uk"],"views":1110,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/BA0823-2022.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-60R","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23214,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23117\/revisions\/23214"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}