{"id":23178,"date":"2022-10-17T03:52:51","date_gmt":"2022-10-17T02:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23178"},"modified":"2022-10-17T08:11:42","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T07:11:42","slug":"calcatoreasa-de-uk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23178","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103lc\u0103toreas\u0103 de UK"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Din nou, din ciclul “Rom\u00e2nia e o \u021bar\u0103 mi\u0219to, \u0219i ho, stai s\u0103 vin\u0103 iarna \u00een UK”, c\u0103 criza e deja parcat\u0103 pe avarii de vreo c\u00e2teva luni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu o mie de ani \u00eenaintea erei noastre, c\u00e2nd mergeam pe proiecte mai mult la clien\u021bi \u0219i mai pu\u021bin pe acas\u0103 , comparabil cu\u00a0 acum, nu \u00eentre ele, so\u021bia se ocupa de ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 servicii de suport pe linie de calcat haine. C\u00e2teodat\u0103 avea treab\u0103 cu crescutul copiilor sau munca ei \u0219i mergeam deun\u0103zi la Auchan, unde \u00eemi duceam pantalonii, c\u0103m\u0103\u0219ile, sacourile \u0219i baltonu<\/a>‘<\/em>, la cur\u0103\u021b\u0103toria \u0103lora , decartam vreo 60-100 de lei pe hainele de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 ( 4 zile) \u0219i asta era. 8 lei c\u0103ma\u0219a, 12 lei pantalonii,\u00a0 18 lei sacoul,\u00a0 nu mai \u0219tiu c\u00e2t era paltonul c\u0103 cu asta nu mergeam chiar s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal.\u00a0 Probabil sunt alte preturi acum.\u00a0 Cu excep\u021bia sacourilor \u0219i a paltonului pe care nu le po\u021bi sp\u0103la \u00een ma\u0219ina de rufe, mergeam la cur\u0103\u021b\u0103torie doar pentru serviciul de c\u0103lcat, c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu \u0219i nu vreau . Mai simplu, le duceam s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i le luam duminic\u0103. Sau ceva de genul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La pre\u021burile astea \u0219i la s\u0103r\u0103cia de dinainte avea sens s\u0103 \u00eemi calce so\u021bia astea, doar o vreme, dar oricum f\u0103cea asta \u0219i mai scuteam c\u00e2teva sute de lei pe lun\u0103. #zgarcit<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oricum le c\u0103lca mai bine dec\u00e2t \u0103ia, cu excep\u021bia cazului c\u00e2nd \u00eemi mai ardea cate o cravat\u0103,\u00a0 sau c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103, dar a\u0219a \u00eemi mai cump\u0103ram \u0219i eu altele \u00eenainte s\u0103 se ia culorile de pe ele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In UK nu prea am apucat multe episoade de calcat haine c\u0103 lucr\u0103m mai mult remote \u0219i, peste asta a venit pandemia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum c\u0103 s-a dezghe\u021bat pandemia, s-au trezit unii s\u0103 m\u0103 cheme de dou\u0103 ori \u00een timp de mai pu\u021bin de o lun\u0103. \u0218i mai viseaz\u0103 c\u0103 mai merg eu \u00een decembrie.\u00a0 Scurt a\u0219a , c\u00e2te o zi dou\u0103 \u0219i doar pentru c\u0103 sunt neplimbat \u0219i nu i-am mai v\u0103zut de ani, pe unii dintre ei ( pe al\u021bii niciodat\u0103, c\u0103 sunt prea noi) am zis c\u0103 hai, m\u0103 , fie. S\u0103 pierd eu timp \u0219i bani din alte p\u0103r\u021bi , mai cl\u0103tesc un ochi. Mai. Septembrie \u0219i Octombrie – dar at\u00e2t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tocmai c\u00e2nd m-a p\u0103r\u0103sit so\u021bia; cred \u0219i eu, c\u00e2nd aude c\u0103 e iar vorba de c\u0103lcat, acuma nu mai are aceea\u0219i condi\u021bie material\u0103 ca in 2015 – jet, fraiere! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyway , nu e bai. Cum st\u0103team eu singur cu copiii \u0219i cu bunica lor , m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 cine \u00eemi calc\u0103 mie \u0103stea – sp\u0103late erau deja. P\u0103i \u0103ia de la Auchan-ul local, Sainsbury’s \u00eei spune, c\u0103 au deschis \u0219i \u00een weekend. Perfect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ajung la \u0103ia s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 cu bulendrele \u00een pung\u0103, m\u0103 uit la pre\u021b \u0219i pre\u021bu-i sus: B\u0103, ce pula mea, 8 lire perechea de pantaloni \u0219i tot at\u00e2t \u0219i c\u0103ma\u0219a, iar sacoul \u0219i mai mult ? Noroc c\u0103 am haine doar de dou\u0103 zile.\u00a0 C\u00e2nd fac calculul altfel apreciez so\u021bia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 caut eu o solu\u021bie alternativ\u0103, cum ar fi s\u0103 le calc eu, \u0219i brusc se scoal\u0103 \u00een mine cocalarul \u0103la care url\u0103:\u00a0 “da’ ce, m\u0103, io m\u0103 uit la 30-40 de lire?\u00a0 La valoarea mea? “<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218tii cum e: Scump-scump, dar m\u0103car prime\u0219ti servicii de calitate, c\u0103 am mai experimentat eu asta<\/a> de c\u00e2nd am ajuns aici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Auzi, boss, ia-mi \u0219i mie tren\u021bele astea \u0219i s\u0103 fie lun\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentorc! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Yes, sir, they’ll be ready by Wednesday<\/em>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu prea \u00een\u021beleg eu accentul \u0103stora uneori \u0219i mi se pare c\u0103 seam\u0103n\u0103 cu “Sunday”. Nu-l cert, c\u0103 sunt \u00een \u021bara lui, \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 problema e cu engleza mea \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 corectez ce am auzit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– I am sorry, I didn’t quite get that. By any chance did you say they’ll be ready by tomorrow? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nah, mate, next week. Wednesday. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Num\u0103r pe degete: Duminic\u0103, Luni…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ave\u021bi mult de munc\u0103 \u00een perioada asta, nu ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nu prea , doar c\u0103 nu avem sp\u0103l\u0103torie aici, le ducem \u00een [*alt\u0103 zon\u0103 de la cel\u0103lalt cap\u0103t al ora\u0219ului*] , iar asta o sa se \u00eent\u00e2mple luni, iar acolo nu prea au personal, dar dac\u0103 le duci tu personal acolo azi, <\/strong>cred c\u0103 le-ai putea ridica luni seara. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ah, alright, thanks, then I’ll have to deal with this another way. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 uit la another way-ul din cutie \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 v\u0103d ce se folose\u0219te rindeaua asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Uit\u00e2ndu-ma pe tabla lor de reclam\u0103 – se ocup\u0103 \u0219i cu f\u0103cut chei , chei auto , poze de pa\u0219aport, la fel de profesionist , desigur – \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 \u00eemi aduc hainele la c\u0103lcat acum o lun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ai nevoie de un pa\u0219aport ? Zece s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, coaie. Nu e bai, vine \u0219i \u00een 6 luni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218i \u00eemi vine s\u0103 r\u00e2d c\u00e2nd aud rom\u00e2nii care dau cu \u0219apca de p\u0103m\u00e2nt c\u0103 “ce e aia s\u0103 a\u0219tepte ei DOU\u0102 S\u0102PT\u0102M\u00c2NI dup\u0103 pa\u0219aport \u0219i c\u0103 dureaz\u0103 program\u0103rile mult, de-aia am murit noi, m\u0103 , la revolu\u021bie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plm, cred c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce se \u00eentoarce ea din Rom\u00e2nia, m\u0103 duc \u0219i eu o tur\u0103, s\u0103 fim chit, c\u0103 \u0219i a\u0219a trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 tund \u0219i , \u00eemi iau \u0219i ni\u0219te c\u0103m\u0103\u0219i la mine, dac\u0103 nu le duc la Auchan o rog pe mama… sau ceva .<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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