{"id":23239,"date":"2022-10-25T08:09:20","date_gmt":"2022-10-25T07:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23239"},"modified":"2022-10-25T09:39:07","modified_gmt":"2022-10-25T08:39:07","slug":"ultrascurt-pregatind-copiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23239","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: Preg\u0103tind copiii"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>M-au p\u0103c\u0103lit s\u0103 \u00eemi instalez un joc pe laptop , chinezesc, ca s\u0103 \u00eemi fur\u0103 comuni\u0219tii toate datele de pe el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ca jocul \u0103sta o s\u0103 se termine peste \u0219as\u0103 ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Eee,pai peste 6 ani nici nu mai suntem \u00een via\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cum nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-O s\u0103 dea careva niste nucleare \u0219i o s\u0103 murim to\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, tati, ce-ai? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Eu, nimic, m\u0103 vezi pe mine cu nucleare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-au p\u0103c\u0103lit s\u0103 \u00eemi instalez un joc pe laptop , chinezesc, ca s\u0103 \u00eemi fur\u0103 comuni\u0219tii toate datele de pe el. -Ca jocul \u0103sta o&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23237,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":893,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/IMG_20221001_013817_471.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-62P","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23385,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23239\/revisions\/23385"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}