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Pe drumul de acas\u0103 \u00een UK mai \u0219i parchezi, normal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum ar veni fix \u00een centrul Budapestii, s\u0103 ia \u0219i \u0103ia fum de diesel rom\u00e2nesc made in Korea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cobor\u00e2t fix pe malul Dun\u0103rii dintr-un loc de parcare, v\u0103d c\u0103 au gaur\u0103 doar pentru forin\u021bi, monezi. Zic \u201dlas’ c\u0103 pl\u0103tesc cu SMS\u201d, at\u00e2ta c\u0103 nu mergea c\u0103 era posibil doar de pe numere ungure\u0219ti, prin re\u021belele ungure\u0219ti de telecom. Aveau un cod QR care ducea la un site de internet care n-avea vreo aplica\u021bie de plat\u0103. Atunci, f\u00faj\u00e1s. Am \u00eentrebat un domn trec\u0103tor care mi-a spus s\u0103 \u00eencerc ce \u00eencerasem deja, i-am mul\u021bumit \u0219i ne-am c\u0103rat dracului de acolo, de unde concluzia c\u0103 parcarea aia nu e pentru turi\u0219ti \u0219i pace. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doar n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103r dintr-at\u00e2t, voiam doar s\u0103 le atrag aten\u021bia c\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219ele din fosta Ungarie Mare exista aplica\u021bii de parcare. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i la sudi\u0219ti \u00een Bucale sau chiar la R\u00e2mnic, pl\u0103te\u0219ti prin aplica\u021bie pe telefon, dracului. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i iau Transilvania \u00eenapoi, sper s-o ia cu tot cu aplica\u021bii de parcare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A c\u0103utat so\u021bia alt\u0103 parcare \u0219i mai \u00een inima centrului din mijlocul capitalei \u0219i-am \u00eenfipt-o acolo. Greu, b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Era o parcare din aia cu mecanism carusel , gen sui rabla pe o platform\u0103 care \u021bi-o urc\u0103 unde e spa\u021biu liber, o a\u0219eaz\u0103 acolo, pe urm\u0103 o scoboar\u0103. Am \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 sunt \u0219i prin Bucure\u0219ti, dar n-am v\u0103zut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum niciunde. Mai era unul cu un SUV care nu v\u0103zuse, a renun\u021bat s\u0103 parcheze. Dar nu eu, nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-am chinuit s\u0103 pun ma\u0219ina aia corect \u00een \u0219leaurile ligheanului aluia care \u021bi-o manevreaz\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 am exasperat so\u021bia care m\u0103 ghida, \u0219i a venit un angajat de-ai alora. A exasperat-o \u0219i \u0103la pe so\u021bie, care nu era de acord cu ce m\u0103 ghida \u0103la – dar cum eram 2 la 1 am reu\u0219it s\u0103 parchez p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am avut o senza\u021bie de vertij c\u00e2nd a \u00eentors mecanismul ma\u0219ina de zici c\u0103 era de juc\u0103rie \u0219i a ridicat-o p\u00e2n\u0103 h\u0103t la mama dracului. M\u0103 cobor\u00e2sem, da, dar ori\u0219ic\u00e2t, am avut senza\u021bia c\u0103 am r\u0103mas pietoni la Budapesta \u0219i mai era tot drumul \u00eenainte p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Anglia, iar noi nici nu suntem la fel de \u00een form\u0103 ca Badea C\u00e2r\u021ban. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 o s\u0103 fie cea mai scump\u0103 parcare de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, dar nu, n-a fost. Cea mai scump\u0103 cam tot \u00een c\u0103l\u0103toria asta a fost, dar acum am pl\u0103tit echivalentul a 3 euro pentru 2 ore \u00een ultracentrul ora\u0219ului. Chiar ieftin, s\u0103raci \u0103\u0219tia prin Budapesta. Mai mult de at\u00e2t pl\u0103tim m\u0103car s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal la parcarea din centrul or\u0103\u0219elului unde locuim, f\u0103r\u0103 mecanisme complicate, doar parcare multietajat\u0103, \u201dla mall, \u00een buricul t\u00e2rgului\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Urm\u0103toarea parcare a fost gratis \u00een centrul ora\u0219ului Regensburg, din Germania, tot de pe Dun\u0103re, c\u0103 dac\u0103 tot am \u00eenceput a\u0219a, am zis s\u0103 nu ne dep\u0103rt\u0103m. Bine, ea a fost gratis, c\u0103 era s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, dar eu tot am pl\u0103tit, c\u0103 sunt prost \u0219i am citit ce scria pe aparatul \u0103la dup\u0103 ce am pl\u0103tit jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 de parcare de gust. \u0218i \u0103ia tot \u00eenapoia\u021bi, cu cash – germani, deh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cea mai scump\u0103 parcare a fost \u00een Frankfurt, fra\u021bilor, dar ca s\u0103 agiung acolo cu rabla mea diesel Euro 4, a trebuit s\u0103 cump\u0103r o bulin\u0103 verde<\/a>, c\u0103 nu intri \u00een Frankfurt f\u0103r\u0103 aia, adic\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 rabl\u0103 euro 4 cu bulin\u0103 din aia, sau dac\u0103 intri decartezi 100 de euro, amend\u0103. O comanzi pe net, vine in 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00een Rom\u00e2nia pentru c\u0103 Po\u0219ta Rom\u00e2n\u0103. Da, e cu bulin\u0103 pe geam , nu cu nimic electronic, ca la nem\u021bi, \u00een contrast total cu ceea ce va s\u0103 zic mai jos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cu parcarea. Am \u0219i dus ma\u0219ina \u00een centrul centrului, l\u00e2ng\u0103 Marriott, cum nu prea se obi\u0219nuie\u0219te pe acolo, zic asta c\u0103 parcarea era goal\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103. Goa-l\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen alte p\u0103r\u021bi ale lumii civilizate, c\u00e2nd intri ape\u0219i pe buton, iei bilet, \u00eenainte s\u0103 pleci scanezi un cod de bare, pl\u0103te\u0219ti la automat cu cardul sau cu bani adev\u0103ra\u021bi, iei biletul iar la plecare, dac\u0103 e sistemul de\u0219tept, \u00ee\u021bi scaneaz\u0103 cite\u0219te num\u0103rul de \u00eenmatriculare, coreleaz\u0103 cu ce-a citit la intrare \u0219i cu biletul , vede c\u0103 e pl\u0103tit, deschide bariera \u0219i ie\u0219i. Dac\u0103 sistemul e chior, sau prost, nu \u0219tie s\u0103 citeasc\u0103, bagi tu biletul, scanezi codul de bare , abia atunci \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 ai pl\u0103tit \u0219i te las\u0103 s\u0103 ie\u0219i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La \u0103\u0219tia, c\u00e2nd am intrat, s-a deschis bariera, dar nu era niciun aparat cu buton pe care s\u0103 ap\u0103s s\u0103-mi iau bilet, \u0219ti\u021bi cum e cu reflexul pavlov – helloo, biletul ? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i, eu cum pl\u0103tesc, m\u0103, parcarea acum, c\u0103 doar nu \u00eemi \u00eenchipuiam eu c\u0103 au f\u0103cut \u0103\u0219tia parcare subteran\u0103 gratis \u00een mijlocului Frankfurtului. Nooo, nu era gratis…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am c\u0103utat bezmetic ceva cas\u0103 de ceva, \u00een jur, s\u0103 aflu \u0219i eu cum se face – nimic. L-am \u00eentrebat pe un nene \u0219i mi-a zis c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 merg la hotel s\u0103 \u00eemi scriu num\u0103rul pe un aparat \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eenregistrez acolo, dup\u0103 care pl\u0103tesc la ie\u0219ire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, merci, i-auzi ai dracu, \u0103\u0219tia merg pe cinste \u0219i onestitate, futu-i \u00een priz\u0103. He-he-he, zice mintea mea, dar stai s\u0103 m\u0103 uit un pic la aparatul \u0103la unde o fi. L-am g\u0103sit , tastez num\u0103rul acolo \u0219i \u0103la m\u0103 \u00eenregistrase deja, acolo doar pl\u0103te\u0219ti. Carevas\u0103zic\u0103 la \u0103\u0219tia mecanismul e \u0219i mai d\u0103\u0219tept. Mai ca mine, care caut ca prostul de unde s\u0103 iau bilete, oricum. Parchezi, i\u021bi faci treaba, la intoarcere mergi la aparat, e \u0219i un semn la intrare care \u00ee\u021bi zice \u201dprostea, mergi de-\u021bi pl\u0103te\u0219te \u00eenainte s\u0103 pleci\u201d, la aparat bagi num\u0103rul rablei iar \u0103la \u00ee\u021bi spune c\u00e2t s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti. Mult, coaie, mult! Unde am r\u00e2s de 3 euro pe dou\u0103 ore, \u00eemi lingeam lacrimile cu gust de praz c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut printre ele 17.5 Euro pe 4 ore. Dac\u0103 l\u0103sam rabla peste noapte acolo, puteam s\u0103 le spun s-o v\u00e2nd\u0103 ei \u0219i sa-mi trimit\u0103 factur\u0103 pe diferen\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103, vrei la boga\u021b’, pl\u0103te\u0219ti ca \u0103\u0219tia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dup\u0103 asta am ajuns \u00een Bruji (Bruges, sau Brugge, denumirile mai oficiale a\u0219a) . La \u0103\u0219tia nu e cu restric\u021bii pe emisii – exist\u0103 LEZ \u00een Bruxelles din ce \u0219tiu, de ora\u0219ul \u0103sta nu \u0219tiu, n-am \u00eentrebat, am intrat a\u0219a \u0219i cea mai mare problem\u0103 e spa\u021biul str\u00e2mt, deh, ora\u0219 medieval, iar \u00een parcarea medieval\u0103 spa\u021biul \u0218I MAI STRAMT. Parcarea era plin\u0103, duminic\u0103, na. \u0218i nu \u00eenc\u0103peam, adic\u0103 nu eu, ma\u0219ina, \u00een nicicare loc de parcare, de\u0219i ceilal\u021bi erau parca\u021bi exemplar. Am parcat p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 cu oglinzile pliate, lipit de un st\u00e2lp, de-am cobor\u00e2t cu greu din ma\u0219in\u0103, iar de urcat am urcat pe partea cealalt\u0103, c\u0103 cu burta plin\u0103 nu mai aveam loc, pur \u0219i simplu. Pre\u021bul standard, 4.5 euro dou\u0103 ore, puteai parc\u0103 maxim 3, procedura standard, iei bilet, pl\u0103te\u0219ti cu cardul la aparat, sau bani daca ai bani forin\u021bi belgieni la tine, cred c\u0103 euro le zice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acestea fiind spuse, am dou\u0103 lucruri de remarcat. \u00cen oricare ora\u0219 am fost p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, inclusiv Bucure\u0219ti, g\u0103se\u0219ti locuri de parcare central , aproape de puncte de interes turistice – pare mai dificil \u00een reziden\u021bial \u0219i asta doare. Desigur, e cu bani, uneori cu bani grei, \u00een func\u021bie de cerere, ofert\u0103 \u0219i buzunarele celor interesa\u021bi, dar se cam g\u0103se\u0219te, \u0219i e mereu marota aia \u201dnu mai fi\u021bi s\u0103raki\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Al doilea lucru e c\u0103 \u00een alte ora\u0219e mari c\u0103 se circul\u0103 mai repede dec\u00e2t \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, chiar \u0219i la rush hour. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revin cu un update in Decembrie, pe tema asta, c\u0103 o iau pe alt traseu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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