{"id":23434,"date":"2022-11-01T08:37:39","date_gmt":"2022-11-01T08:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23434"},"modified":"2022-11-01T08:37:39","modified_gmt":"2022-11-01T08:37:39","slug":"tricortrit-colindeti-americani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23434","title":{"rendered":"Tricortrit – colinde\u021bi americani"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u0102\u0219tia dupe UK sunt p\u0103 sistem american cu tricordit d-\u0103sta, \u00eei spun ei Halloween, ca un fel de colinde\u021bi rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti dar cu bomboane, f\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103utur\u0103 \u0219i organizat individual, mai degrab\u0103 c\u0103 Steaua \u0219i plugu\u0219orul dar f\u0103r\u0103 bani, c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt s\u0103raci, n-au bani; m\u0103 rog, a\u0219a li se duce vestea<\/a>. Nu judec\u0103m, c\u0103 aici \u00een s\u0103r\u0103cia lor ducem \u0219i noi copiii la \u0219coal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine, m\u0103, bomboane! P\u00e2n\u0103 acum nu am organizat s\u0103rb\u0103toarea asta p\u0103g\u00e2n\u0103, noi am fost ortodoc\u0219i, dar plm, in Rom\u00e2nia nu prea mai mergem la colinde\u021bi din cauz\u0103 de petarde, copiii vor s\u0103 se integreze \u00een cultura \u0103stora p\u0103g\u00e2n\u0103 – aia e ce s\u0103 faci, decorezi curtea cu fantome \u0219i cadavre \u0219i te adaptezi locului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am vrut sa iau bomboane din toate \u021b\u0103rile dupe parcursul de p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een UK , dar ceva mi-a stricat planurile , cum ar fi c\u0103 am uitat s\u0103 mergem la magazinul Bucuria \u0219i s\u0103 lu\u0103m de acolo , ca s\u0103 \u00eencepem in Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe drum a schimbat so\u021bia regulile in prima \u021bar\u0103 care a fost Ungaria, cum c\u0103 nu avem voie s\u0103 cump\u0103r\u0103m bomboane care nu sunt ambalate individual ( huooo, Planeta, ambalaje !!!) c\u0103 risc de s\u0103n\u0103tate, nu se poate s\u0103 le d\u0103m a\u0219a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam a\u0219a – femeie, noi venim din Rom\u00e2nia, eu \u0219terg m\u0103rul pe tricou \u0219i \u00eel m\u0103n\u00e2nc, la colinde\u021bi prime\u0219ti covrigi da\u021bi din m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, ce e cu evolu\u021bia asta simandicoas\u0103? Dar am zis mai multe \u00een g\u00e2ndul meu \u0219i mai pu\u021bine din gur\u0103 , c\u0103 b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 a\u0219a e omul care vrea s\u0103 aib\u0103 \u00een\u021belegere cu femeia lui, nu dreptate, de la o v\u00e2rst\u0103 se nume\u0219te c\u0103 devii \u00een\u021belept c\u00e2nd taci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i trebuie s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 \u00eemi cam trecuse pofta de bomboane p\u00e2n\u0103 am ajuns in Bruges \u0219i la un magazin de ciocolat\u0103 \u0219i bomboane\/praline belgiene, normal, f\u0103cute de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i ambalate individual. Uite, femeie, fix cum vrei . Un ieuro bomboana, cine a mai v\u0103zut a\u0219a ceva. Am \u00eenchis ochii \u0219i am cump\u0103rat 4 cutii, nu de alta dar erau 2 + 2\u00a0 gratis, nu c\u0103 e mare deal, dar m\u0103car mai ieftine. \u0218i bune . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Am mai cump\u0103rat dou\u0103 pungi de mini ciocolate din alea mars, Snickers \u0219i care mai sunt, in mix \u0219i so\u021bia a mers la supermarket de a mai luat unele de aci. Le-a f\u0103cut pungi de pungi \u0219i am crezut c\u0103 aia a fost, c\u0103 o mai lua vreun dovleac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dovleci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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B\u0103\u0103, or vedea copiii de pin sat ( nici nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2\u021bi or fi ) dovleceii \u0103\u0219tia mici? Nu cred. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 care v\u0103d c\u0103 vine \u0219i cu ceva instala\u021bie cu lumini\u021be – a\u0219a mai da. O\u00a0 vedeam pe a mic\u0103 c\u0103 m\u00e2zg\u0103le\u0219te ceva, zicea ceva de o fantom\u0103, credeam c\u0103 se costumeaz\u0103 ea, in fine, nu am dat aten\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 care ies afar\u0103 din cas\u0103 \u0219i nu c\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 cac pe mine de spaim\u0103, dar ce pula mea e, m\u0103 aici, casa groazei? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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B\u0103i, gata , ajunge c\u0103 ne scade valoarea casei dac\u0103 cred \u0103\u0219tia c\u0103 e b\u00e2ntuit\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i dup\u0103 aia am trimis \u0219i eu copii cu alt copil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In fine, n-au venit prea mul\u021bi copii pentru c\u00e2te dulciuri aveam noi ( pierderea lor ) , erau to\u021bi \u00eenso\u021bi\u021bi de p\u0103rin\u021bi \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 pe de o parte, ca societate suntem preocupa\u021bi de aspecte din astea de s\u0103n\u0103tate public\u0103, cum zice so\u021bia, s\u0103 fie bomboanele ambalate individual ca s\u0103 nu punem m\u00e2na pe ele , s\u0103 nu le d\u0103m alcool la colinde\u021bi din astea ( asta aici \u00een UK, in Romania mergee) , dar pe de alta \u00eei trimitem la cer\u0219it \u0219i nu numai, mergem cu ei s\u0103 ne asigur\u0103m c\u0103 cer\u0219esc \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O lume nebun\u0103 \u0219i dintr-un motiv care \u00eemi scap\u0103 nici nu g\u0103sesc asta ca fiind r\u0103u sau gre\u0219it, ba mi se pare amuzant, de\u0219i nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 spun de ce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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