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\u0102\u0219tia \u00een UK au un obicei bizar – s\u0103-\u021bi bage scrisorile pe o gaur\u0103 \u00een u\u0219\u0103. Tot pe gaura aia pot intra \u0219erpi, \u0219obolani, o insect\u0103 spion , o fiol\u0103 cu gaz lacrimogen, un jet de pi\u0219at, dac\u0103 se crede cineva \u00een lift, dar cel mai important – FRIGUL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aia c\u00e2nd am \u00eenlocuit u\u0219a le-am zis alora de la firm\u0103 s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 una f\u0103r\u0103 gaur\u0103 de scrisori \u0219i a\u0219a au f\u0103cut. Bine, eu le-am zis \u0219i de ferestre s\u0103 mi le fac\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 trickle vents \u0219i NU le-au f\u0103cut a\u0219a, futu-i \u00een creieri de handicapa\u021bi, dar nu m\u0103 mai cert \u0219i cu \u0103\u0219tia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trec\u00e2nd peste asta am realizat eu c\u0103 nu se poate s\u0103 pun u\u0219\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 gaur\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 n-aib\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia unde s\u0103 bage scrisorile c\u0103 o s\u0103 bat\u0103 la u\u0219\u0103 ca handicapa\u021bii . \u0218i a\u0219a am montat cutia aia pentru care a trebuit s\u0103 rezidesc un pic pe la gard. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cutie care a r\u0103mas nefolosit\u0103, c\u0103c\u00e2nd <\/em>ne-am \u00eentors din rom\u00e2nia am g\u0103sit scrisorile pe scar\u0103, iar apoi alte scrisori pe scar\u0103. Iar apoi po\u0219ta\u0219ul bate la u\u0219\u0103 ca cretinul \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 so\u021bia c\u0103 de ce pizda m\u0103-sii nu pune \u0103lea \u00een cuitia po\u0219tal\u0103, mai pu\u021bin pizda m\u0103-sii , c\u0103 ea nu vorbe\u0219te a\u0219a cu oamenii, c\u0103 el n-a v\u0103zut-o, scrie pe ea \u201dletters\u201d \u0219i e pozi\u021bionat\u0103 sunt num\u0103rul casei lipt pe gard. What the actual fuck ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, nici \u00een Rom\u00e2nia nu e mai bine. M\u0103 tot fut curierii cu telefoane c\u00e2nd sunt eu \u00een \u0219edin\u021be \u0219i dup\u0103 aia c\u0103 de ce nu r\u0103spund, c\u0103 ei nu livreaz\u0103. C\u0103. Dar arunc\u0103-le, m\u0103 , nene peste gard, c\u0103 nu e apartament. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u0219i pace. Trebuie s\u0103 fac altfel, s\u0103 iau o cutie \u0219mecherit\u0103, ceva de genul \u0103sta<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci am cump\u0103rat o cutie de scrisori pentru po\u0219ta\u0219. Acolo po\u0219ta\u0219ul are alte obiceiuri. Pune plicurile \u00een poart\u0103, sau i le d\u0103 lui tata. Sau unor vecini s\u0103 i le dea lui tata. Nici el n-are cutie. Chiar dac\u0103 plicurile sunt pentru mine, tot a\u0219a face po\u0219ta\u0219ul c\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 nu-s pe zon\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 ce am montat cutia totul s-a schimbat. Desigur c\u0103 nu, la o lun\u0103 aveam de primit un card care a venit la tata de la un vecin care era acas\u0103 c\u00e2nd a trecut po\u0219ta\u0219ul pe zon\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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