{"id":2363,"date":"2015-06-03T22:16:19","date_gmt":"2015-06-03T20:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2363"},"modified":"2015-06-03T22:25:10","modified_gmt":"2015-06-03T20:25:10","slug":"ce-misto-e-sa-fii-popa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2363","title":{"rendered":"Ce mi\u0219to e sa fii pop\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Un preot se a\u0219eaz\u0103 relativ l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine.<br \/>\nMa uit asa la el \u0219i zic, bah nu i-o fi cald cu barba \u0219i cu parul lung? <\/p>\n<p>Nu pun\u00a0 poza \u00een clar cu el ca poate se recunoa\u0219te \u0219i ma \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 ninjutsu.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u0218i &#8220;la baza&#8221; o avea parul tot la fel?<br \/>\n\u00cemi rad \u00een barba-mi proasp\u0103t rasa \u0219i \u00eei privesc tinuta g\u00e2ndind ca o poarta\u00a0 ca pe un canon. Bisericesc, nu aparatul foto.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 care ma love\u0219te o epifanie \u0219i ma ia o stare de invide de pe la t\u0103lpi \u00een sus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Eu daca-mi las barba de lumbersexual, sigur voi fi privit str\u00e2mb de colegi \u0219i mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu cineva \u00eemi va face observa\u021bie. <\/p>\n<p>Despre parul lung deja se discuta \u0219i nu era asa lung. Se discuta gen \u00een lipsa mea. Ar fi urmat apropourile fine, apoi alea grosolane. Mda.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00eemi las barb\u0103 pubiana cred ca voi avea probleme acas\u0103. Nu ca as fi pasionat, dar ma g\u00e2ndesc asa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Necum sa pot pune sutana \u00een cap enoriaselor care au nevoie de iertare sau de dezlegare, sau de eliberare, sau&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Necum sa pot lucra numai s\u00e2mb\u0103ta \u0219i duminica, sau c\u00e2nd moare cineva. Deci asta e Ze Shit. Gen, vineri sunt on call. Cum ar fi sa ma sune team leadul ca are nevoie de mine iar eu sa ii pot spune calm:<br \/>\n-Prietene, a murit cineva?<br \/>\n-Nu.<br \/>\n-Pai atunci de ce suni clopotul? Doua zile pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, at\u00e2t. \u0218i \u00een alea doua zile \u021binem prelegeri cantam \u0219i ne veselim. Via\u021ba!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; Uaaai. E unu pe care \u00eel \u0219tiu vag care zicea deun\u0103zi :<br \/>\n&#8211; Las&#8217; c\u0103 vine boboteaza \u0219i mai str\u00e2ng 2000 de eur \u0219i \u00eemi iau alta ma\u0219ina.\u00a0<br \/>\nSi-a luat. Sa-mi fut una, muritorii de rand merg la banca.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i munca lui e \u00een principiu sa dea sfaturi.\u00a0 Baga-mi-as \u0103\u0219tia sunt mai consultan\u021bi ca mine. Eu trebuie sa propun \u0219i sa \u0219i fac ce propun.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a m\u0103 fute un dor de dezvoltare personala c\u00e2nd vad pe unu cu un job mai mi\u0219to ca al meu&#8230; \u0218i \u00een ultima vreme z\u0103u ca nu prea s-a mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat.<\/p>\n<p>Scoate telefonul \u0219i ma preg\u0103tesc sa rad de el \u0219i sa ma infatuez \u00een sinea-mi, cu alte cuvinte sa ma infrupt cu neru\u0219inare din p\u0103catul m\u00e2ndriei.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/wpid-wp-1433362283193.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1433362283193\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/wpid-wp-1433362283193.jpeg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Poola, are iPhone 6. Baaai frate, ma deprim. A fost vreo boboteaza recent?<br \/>\nDa&#8217; are omul homescreen cu iconostas.\u00a0 Mda. Urmeaz\u0103 politica corpora\u021biei. <\/p>\n<p>Bine, cred ca e roman \u0219i probabil mai saracan \u00een compara\u021bie cu colegii lui din vest.<br \/>\nNu, pe bune,\u00a0 ne pl\u00e2ngem ca ajung bani multi aiurea la biserica, ca evaziune, ca plm. Voi \u0219ti\u021bi cum e \u00een restul Europei?\u00a0<br \/>\nJapca \u00een toat\u0103 regula.<br \/>\nE\u0219ti religios \u0219i apar\u021bii unei congregatii?\u00a0 Platesti pana la 8% din salariul lunar ( at\u00e2t e la catolicosi)\u00a0\u00a0 taxa la biserica.<br \/>\n8% \u00een pula mea!\u00a0 Mai mult dec\u00e2t la s\u0103n\u0103tate \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i vorba aia \u0219i aia \u00ees bani sifonati. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 munce\u0219ti 1.8 zile pe luna pentru popi.<br \/>\nHolly fucking shit!\u00a0 Deci fiecare pulete da banii \u0103\u0219tia. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi imaginez ca dac\u0103 e\u0219ti preot \u00een Germanistan \u0219i ai orice casa sub 200 mp \u0219i Porsche 911 sau Maybach e\u0219ti retrograd sau ceva. Rad \u0103ilal\u021bi de tine.<br \/>\nBine ca nu am stat l\u00e2ng\u0103 un popa Neam\u021b ca dac\u0103 scotea un Vertu din sutana muream l\u00e2ng\u0103 el de invidie. <\/p>\n<p>\u0218tiam eu ce \u0219tiam c\u00e2nd m-au \u00eentrebat aia de la firma dac\u0103 sunt de vreo religie,\u00a0 ca voiau sa pl\u0103teasc\u0103 taxa pentru mine \u00een Germania,\u00a0 iar eu le-am zis ca sa nu aud ca dau vreun leu pentru mine la vreo biserica, ca ne sup\u0103r\u0103m \u0219i ca ii verific. <\/p>\n<p>Gata, \u00eemi las iar parul lung, pai ce eu sunt mai fraier?\u00a0 M\u0103car at\u00e2t pot sa fac.<br \/>\nCa n-am licen\u021b\u0103 sa ofer consultan\u021b\u0103 \u00een numele celui de sus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un preot se a\u0219eaz\u0103 relativ l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine. 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