{"id":23647,"date":"2022-12-15T12:55:19","date_gmt":"2022-12-15T12:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23647"},"modified":"2022-12-15T12:55:19","modified_gmt":"2022-12-15T12:55:19","slug":"munca-pa-iuchei-trei-doamne-si-toti-trei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23647","title":{"rendered":"Munca p\u0103 iuchei – trei, doamne, \u0219i to\u021bi trei"},"content":{"rendered":"
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-Knock-knock, la u\u0219\u0103. [ A\u0219a se aude c\u00e2nd bat britanicii , nu sunt eu r\u0103ducioiu].<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Credeam c\u0103 e colet, am s\u0103rit din \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 primesc, c\u0103 vine cr\u0103ciunul \u0219i nu am sacul plin. C\u0103 nu c\u0103 sunt de la BT ( o pul\u0103, scrie Installcom pe duba lor), c\u0103 vor s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 netul meu vine \u201dde pe st\u00e2lpul \u0103la\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da, de acolo vine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 vor s\u0103 se uite \u00een cutie, c\u0103 ei vor s\u0103 schimbe , s\u0103 pun\u0103 fibr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Brava, knock yourselves out . ( A\u0219a e vorba asta, nu-s eu r\u0103ducioiu). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 e ok , c\u0103 nu-mi taie internetul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pute\u021bi s\u0103-l \u0219i t\u0103ia\u021bi, face\u021bi, b\u0103, ce vre\u021bi , c\u0103 azi m\u0103 simt relaxat, vre\u021bi o foarfec\u0103 de t\u0103iat s\u00e2rm\u0103, sau ave\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Altfel se umfl\u0103 bojocii \u00een tine c\u00e2nd ai dou\u0103 s\u00e2rme de internet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu m\u0103 \u00eentorc dezam\u0103git, totu\u0219i, c\u0103 n-am primit niciun colet m\u0103 a\u0219ez la calculator dar v\u0103d pe geam c\u0103 desfac ni\u0219te pietre de pe capacul de canal. Trei ca brajii<\/a><\/em>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 duc s\u0103-i scot din c\u0103cat, cum ar veni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Bun\u0103 ziua , la dumneavoastr\u0103 din nou , sau \u201dhi again\u201d, cum ar veni. A\u021bi g\u0103sit ce c\u0103uta\u021bi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 desfacem capacul la cutia asta, s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 de aici se urc\u0103 internetul pe st\u00e2lp . ( cu alte cuvinte, dar traducerea \u0219i adaptarea mea e mai la avocatu31, fie-i \u021b\u0103r\u00e2na u\u0219oar\u0103) . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Asta nu e canalul de internet, e canalizarea mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu c\u0103 noi credem c\u0103 internetul BT trece pe aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Only if the BP internet is shit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u00een\u021beleg ei gluma , ridic\u0103 un pic capacul, \u00eel las\u0103 la loc, c\u0103 da, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie o cutie undeva. Le-o ar\u0103t e pe un gard metalic acoperit\u0103 de gard viu. Aaa, c\u0103 le trebuie acces la ea prin spatele gardului, dar \u0103la nu e \u00een curte la mine. Foarte bine, uite intrarea colo\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mda. Merg to\u021bi trei, se uit\u0103, eu plec, pleac\u0103 \u0219i ei la dub\u0103, mai stau jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 acolo, cum se face corect, \u0219i dup\u0103 aia pleac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

N-au facut nimic, dar e mai bine asa , decat cand se apuca sa sape santuri si taie cabluri. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

-Knock-knock, la u\u0219\u0103. [ A\u0219a se aude c\u00e2nd bat britanicii , nu sunt eu r\u0103ducioiu]. Credeam c\u0103 e colet, am s\u0103rit din \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 primesc,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8565,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,1594],"tags":[4845,5186],"class_list":["post-23647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","category-uk","tag-internet-in-uk","tag-muncitori-in-uk"],"views":947,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/networking.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-69p","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23648,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23647\/revisions\/23648"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}