{"id":23796,"date":"2023-01-02T04:17:02","date_gmt":"2023-01-02T04:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23796"},"modified":"2023-01-02T12:43:12","modified_gmt":"2023-01-02T12:43:12","slug":"ce-urasc-mai-tare-aho-aho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23796","title":{"rendered":"Ce ur\u0103sc mai tare…aho..aho"},"content":{"rendered":"
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E c\u0103 nu a timp niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 termin via\u021ba asta \u0219i sunt mereu pe fug\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i c\u00e2nd oi muri , o s\u0103 \u00eei spui popii s\u0103 dea mai repede cu c\u0103delni\u021ba \u0219i s\u0103 taie slujba mai scurt\u0103, \u00eei las eu bani de ni\u0219te acatiste mai ac\u0103t\u0103rii, c\u0103 sunt a\u0219teptat \u0219i m\u0103 gr\u0103besc , c\u0103 am treab\u0103 \u0219i pe lumea ailalt\u0103 ,n-am timp s-o l\u0103l\u0103ie el cum e obiceiul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acuma aveam de scanat niste bonuri \u0219i facturi c\u0103 se termin anul \u0219i m\u00e2ine se face 10 \u0219i \u00eencepe contabila s\u0103 m\u0103 umple de kind remindere pentru documentele de pe decembrie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i am eu multifunc\u021bionala mea profesional\u0103 , aici\u0219ea la \u021bar\u0103, o \u021biu la tata, c\u0103 mai face \u0219i el o copie de buletin , o aia, care taie lemne, bate cuie, fute in cur \u0219i d\u0103 la muie,inclusiv \u00een re\u021bea, dar cu scanatul are mici probleme, c\u0103 scaneaz\u0103 doar pe anumite formate de stickuri USB, nu \u021bin niciodat\u0103 minte care, sau pe calculator cu o versiune de java care nu mai exist\u0103 de 7 ani . Sau pe FTP pe care nu l-am configurat, sau e mail, care google nu m\u0103 mai las\u0103 \u0219i nu l-am configurat pe Hotmail c\u0103 nu am avut timp. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i iau un stick cu Windows pe el sa pun pe l\u00e2ng\u0103. Eroare , s\u0103 \u00eel scot d-acia c\u0103 nu \u00eel cite\u0219te. Bag pula in el de Windows formatez extFAT \u00eel bag la loc, eroare. Cred c\u0103 era NTFS. Eroare. Baaag pula,vine anul nou, b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu , nu pot s\u0103 fac poze cu telefonul, c\u0103 am mototolit r\u0103u h\u00e2rtiile alea in buzunar \u0219i stau apretate doar in scanner, de aia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Setez serverul \u0103la de mail pe hotzmail, aproape merge, at\u00e2ta c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 printeze o foaie de status c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce \u0219i taman acum a ajuns \u0219i cartu\u0219ul de negru la fix 0 foi. Alerta de dou\u0103 luni . I-am zis lui frate-meu s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eencarce cu 4000 de foi. In fine. Mai am unul, desfac imprimanta , \u00eel pun pe \u0103la , o \u00eenchid la loc, ACUMA HAI, SCANEAZ\u0102, futu-\u021bi mor\u021bii t\u0103i de imprimant\u0103 profesional\u0103. Se blocheaz\u0103 \u0219i nu mai face nimic c\u0103 EROARE, TREBUIE \u00eenlocuit rezervorul de tonner reciclat. S\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 m\u0103-ta pe \u0103la, c\u0103 de unde s\u0103 iau unul pe 32 decembrie seara. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 uit la instruc\u021biuni, m\u0103car s\u0103 \u00eel scot de acolo. Merg la tata \u0219i \u00eentreb unde pot s\u0103 \u00eei fac niste poluare – uite, colo in punga aia , c\u0103 \u00eel d\u0103m la gunoi – a\u0219a, tata, brava, fix a\u0219a f\u0103ceam \u0219i eu , b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula \u00een ea de planet\u0103 plinay de pro\u0219ti c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 \u00eemi fu\u021bi toate erorile c\u00e2nd te apuc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu m\u0103 la\u0219i s\u0103 fac ce am de f\u0103cut. \u00cel golesc in punga, curge tot pe jos c\u0103 e punga spart\u0103, \u0219i pe bocancii mei. Care erau maro, acuma unul e negru, dar nu se vede , c\u0103 e noapte. M\u00e2ine! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se f\u0103cu jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 de c\u00e2nd plecai sa scanez 2 pagini p\u00e2n\u0103 reu\u0219i \u0219i motivul pentru care cump\u0103r scule profesionale e c\u0103 nu am poft\u0103, via\u021ba mea, de c\u0103caturi \u00eenl\u0103n\u021buite. Vreau s\u0103 apas un buton \u0219i s\u0103 mearg\u0103. Vreau s\u0103 \u0219tiu de dinainte c\u00e2nd trebuie s\u0103 \u00eenlocuiesc un lucru, nu vreau s\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 se umple sau s\u0103 se goleasc\u0103 \u0219i dup\u0103 aia s\u0103 nu mai mearg\u0103. Uite a\u0219a intru cu gura plin\u0103 de muie \u00een noul an. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

E c\u0103 nu a timp niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 termin via\u021ba asta \u0219i sunt mereu pe fug\u0103. \u0218i c\u00e2nd oi muri , o s\u0103 \u00eei spui popii…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":14456,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":1044,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/demon-printer.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-6bO","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23796"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23810,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23796\/revisions\/23810"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}