{"id":2392,"date":"2015-06-07T19:06:10","date_gmt":"2015-06-07T17:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2392"},"modified":"2015-06-07T19:06:10","modified_gmt":"2015-06-07T17:06:10","slug":"inventia-secolului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=2392","title":{"rendered":"Inven\u021bia secolului"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<figure style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/wpid-wp-1433696096580.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1433696096580\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/wpid-wp-1433696096580.jpeg\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Parcageala<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Camera de parcare e f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103 una din cele mai utile inven\u021bii. Utila mie, ca \u0219tiu ca voi sunte\u021bi mae\u0219tri \u0219i ca to\u021bi parca\u021bi \u00een spatii mai str\u00e2mte de at\u00e2t cu camioane \u0219i doua remorci dintr-o singura manevra. \u0218i ca voi crede\u021bi ca senzorii \u0219i camera sunt doar pentru femei, la fel ca \u0219i cutia automata. Dar m\u0103car nu va ve\u021bi mai speria c\u00e2nd ve\u021bi vedea ca parchez l\u00e2ng\u0103 voi.<\/p>\n<p>Sa zicem ca eu nu sunt cel mai bun parcagiu, probabil ma aflu printre cei mai buni 50 000. Din cartier, gen. Pe la coada listei. <\/p>\n<p>Bine, dac\u0103 e sa num\u0103r zg\u00e2rieturile g\u0103site pe vechea masina de prin parc\u0103ri probabil ca nu sunt prea departe de medie,\u00a0 dar hai sa zicem ca sunt unul din oamenii pentru care parcarea laterala \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 tragi pe dreapta \u0219i sa opre\u0219ti motorul, eventual.<\/p>\n<p>Not anymoooore!<br \/>\nErau ni\u0219te neni pe margine,\u00a0 li se sculau ochii mari c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam manevre. Unu \u00eemi f\u0103cea semn sa ma &#8220;occhio&#8221; \u00een oglinzi ca ma sui pe vecini.\u00a0 Gotcha, bastards!<\/p>\n<p>De azi plantez masina, nu o parchez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Camera de parcare e f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eendoial\u0103 una din cele mai utile inven\u021bii. Utila mie, ca \u0219tiu ca voi sunte\u021bi mae\u0219tri \u0219i ca to\u021bi parca\u021bi \u00een&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2391,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[104],"tags":[447],"class_list":["post-2392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rabla","tag-cameradeparcare"],"views":1507,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/wpid-wp-1433696096580.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-CA","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2393,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions\/2393"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}