{"id":23966,"date":"2023-01-31T07:51:57","date_gmt":"2023-01-31T07:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23966"},"modified":"2023-02-01T07:51:14","modified_gmt":"2023-02-01T07:51:14","slug":"rata-mea-pe-varza-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=23966","title":{"rendered":"Ra\u021ba mea pe varza mea"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>In care ar\u0103t de ce m\u0103 ostoiesc mai ceva ca Sisif s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u00een UK cu Rom\u00e2nia \u00een spinare \u0219i la ma\u021b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru a discuta \u0219tiin\u021bific , am f\u0103cut o opera\u021bie pe corb descris unui piept de ra\u021b\u0103 adus din Rom\u00e2nia, metod\u0103 furat\u0103 de la cercet\u0103torii de aici.  Cordul l-am m\u00e2ncat \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, cu tot cu ficat \u0219i pipot\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103 car doar cu chestii de #valoare dup\u0103 mine, nu cu m\u0103runtaie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"23955\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=23955#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1440,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606-360x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23955\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606-360x480.jpg 360w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/piept-de-rata-de-la-tara1945035291075264606-1152x1536.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1440px) 100vw, 1440px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Cam a\u0219a trebuie s\u0103 arate un piept de ra\u021b\u0103 &#x1f986; cinstit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"23956\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=23956#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1440,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949-360x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23956\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949-360x480.jpg 360w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/operatie-pe-corb-descris8704168656333519949-1152x1536.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1440px) 100vw, 1440px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Am cump\u0103rat \u0219i de la ferm\u0103 din UK, e mai interesant dec\u00e2t \u0103la  de la Sainsbury&#8217;s, dar nu prea. Nu e, b\u0103i, taic\u0103. Ce e crescut acas\u0103, pe malul Oltului e altceva, nu se compar\u0103!  Nu \u0219tiu de ce, c\u0103 glumesc, nu sunt ra\u021be crescute pe balt\u0103, ci \u00een curte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar a\u0219a m\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 ar\u0103te o bucat\u0103 de piept de ra\u021b\u0103 \u0219i dac\u0103 mai g\u0103sesc \u0219i \u00een comer\u021b vizual similar\u0103; la gust \u0219i miros, nu prea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O fi soiul, o fi alimenta\u021bia, oi fi eu psihopat, nu \u0219tiu \u0219i nu conteaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1679\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"23957\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=23957#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/fillet-piept-raC89BC483-20237011842901552545506..jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1679,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"fillet-piept-ra\u021b\u0103-20237011842901552545506.\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/fillet-piept-raC89BC483-20237011842901552545506.-420x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/fillet-piept-raC89BC483-20237011842901552545506..jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/fillet-piept-raC89BC483-20237011842901552545506..jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23957\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/fillet-piept-raC89BC483-20237011842901552545506..jpg 1679w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/fillet-piept-raC89BC483-20237011842901552545506.-420x480.jpg 420w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/fillet-piept-raC89BC483-20237011842901552545506.-175x200.jpg 175w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/fillet-piept-raC89BC483-20237011842901552545506.-768x878.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/fillet-piept-raC89BC483-20237011842901552545506.-1343x1536.jpg 1343w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1679px) 100vw, 1679px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Varza e varz\u0103, nu mai pun poz\u0103 \u0219i cu bidonul ( l-am adus \u0219i pe \u0103la din Rom\u00e2nia, da! ). C\u0103 e mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t varza de la turci. Tot a\u0219a, n\u0103scut\u0103 \u0219i crescut\u0103 \u00een curte.  Poza asta e de fapt f\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een decembrie. Da, mai aveau ai mei \u0219i varz\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103 atunci. Nu v-am zis c\u0103 stau la \u021bar\u0103 \u00een Spania? Cred c\u0103 am uitat! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"23958\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=23958#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1716,2288\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089-360x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089-1440x1920.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089-1440x1920.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23958\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089-1440x1920.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089-360x480.jpg 360w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/p_20230101_1402108270714979877728089.jpg 1716w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1440px) 100vw, 1440px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Revenind.  Re\u021beta zice c\u0103 trebuie tocat\u0103 niste ceap\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi place din aia ro\u0219ie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu, nu m\u0103 car \u0219i cu aia din Rom\u00e2nia, c\u0103 \u00eemi trebuie dracului camion frigorific , sau ceva dub\u0103, nu m\u0103 descurc cu minilada \u0219i Hyundai-ul.  Dar usturoi, da, c\u0103 toc \u0219i vreo doi c\u0103\u021bei, iar \u0103la nu se accept\u0103 din UK. Pe \u0103la \u00eel aducem \u0219i cu avionul, c\u0103 ne e fric\u0103 de strigoi, \u00eel \u00eenf\u0103\u0219ur\u0103m \u00eempletit dup\u0103 g\u00e2t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"23959\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=23959#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1440,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974-360x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23959\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974-360x480.jpg 360w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ceapa-rosie2151006632720978974-1152x1536.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1440px) 100vw, 1440px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ra\u021ba se c\u0103le\u0219te \u0219i se arunc\u0103 pe varz\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"23960\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=23960#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/rata-calita-varza8037052228901959474.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1440,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ibgredientul-minune-varza2Brata5069926935144360225..jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1440,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ibgredientul-minune-varza+rata 5069926935144360225.\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/ibgredientul-minune-varza2Brata5069926935144360225.-360x480.jpg\" 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sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 care st\u0103 pe cuptor \u00eencet-\u00eencet, p\u00e2n\u0103 se desprinde \u00een fire. De carne zic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Io ca io, dar bucuria copilului e nepre\u021buit\u0103. 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