{"id":24027,"date":"2023-02-08T05:31:04","date_gmt":"2023-02-08T05:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=24027"},"modified":"2023-02-08T05:31:04","modified_gmt":"2023-02-08T05:31:04","slug":"o-data-la-4-ani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=24027","title":{"rendered":"O dat\u0103 la 4 ani"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A\u0219a am citit eu undeva, c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u021bii ma\u0219ina 4 ani trebuie s\u0103 o speli \u0219i pe ea o dat\u0103. De c\u00e2nd am cumparat-o am zis c\u0103 nu o sp\u0103l, c\u0103 o v\u00e2nd. Nici n-am prea fost nevoie, dar, mai in glum\u0103, mai \u00een serios, am zis c\u0103 dac\u0103 trece anul o v\u00e2nd. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A trecut an dup\u0103 an \u0219i am tot avut altele \u00een plan dar nu mai. “Anul \u0103sta cump\u0103r alta” zic din 2020. \u00centre timp presupun c\u0103 rabla avea vise erotice cu spe \u0219i gagici care se freac\u0103 cu \u021b\u00e2\u021bele de capot\u0103. Vise, taic\u0103, vise. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mie \u00eemi era clar c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 bag bani \u00een ea, nici de un sp\u0103lat, c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 scap de ea \u0219i o vreau ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i resping\u0103toare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 vine pandemia, c\u0103 n-am timp c\u0103 cump\u0103r casa, c\u0103 nu am bani c\u0103 renovez casa, c\u0103. Nu se \u00eemplinir\u0103 4 ani de c\u00e2nd am tro\u0219coleta asta , dar sunt pe cale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103utam totu\u0219i s\u0103 o sp\u0103l de vreo un an, c\u0103 , s\u0103 vezi chestie! Eu am timp doar in weekend, dar b\u0103i, tat\u0103, mie nu prea \u00eemi convine s\u0103 \u00eemi pierd weekendul st\u00e2nd la coad\u0103 la sp\u0103l\u0103torie cu restul fraierilor. \u0218i e coad\u0103, nenic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am zis c\u0103 o s\u0103 o sp\u0103l noaptea c\u00e2nd vin de la film la o benzin\u0103rie cu sp\u0103l\u0103torie din \u0103sta automat\u0103. A\u0219a fac \u0219i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. Opresc la OMV la orice or\u0103 din noapte se nimere\u0219te \u0219i o bag la un sp\u0103lat . Eu mereu cineva la sp\u0103l\u0103torie \u0219i fac \u0219i interiorul uneori. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aici nu merge tat\u0103. Nu c\u0103 nu e nimeni s\u0103 faci interiorul, c\u0103 la sp\u0103l\u0103toriile automate din Rom\u00e2nia oricum e un om acolo care s\u0103 te ajute , s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi spun\u0103 ce s\u0103 faci ( am impresia c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii sunt \u0219i cam pro\u0219ti \u0219i nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 citeasc\u0103) , dar aici nu e nimeni, dar nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103 noaptea \u0219i pace. De ce? Nu \u0219tiu. Nici benzin\u0103riile nu sunt deschise dec\u00e2t pe afar\u0103 noaptea. Nu po\u021bi s\u0103 intri in magazin. Ceri la geam. Cam violent\u0103 \u021bara asta, sau ce ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 l-a urm\u0103 mi-am rupt o or\u0103 dintr-o s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i am plecat. Voiam s\u0103 o duc la unii care spala \u0219i manual, fac \u0219i interiorul frumos. Voiam eu dar era coad\u0103 de 7-8 ma\u0219ini X 2 r\u00e2nduri. Muie. Am fost tot la o benzin\u0103rie BP, s-a b\u0103gat o jegoasa in fa\u021ba mea, c\u0103 eu am oprit ca omul \u00een parcare, am luat bilet \u0219i pe urm\u0103 am tras ma\u0219ina la sp\u0103l\u0103torie. Vaca b\u0103l\u021bat\u0103 a venit , c\u00e2nd am ajuns eu la ma\u0219in\u0103, a tras ma\u0219ina \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 la sp\u0103l\u0103torie, pe urm\u0103 s-a dus s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ia bilet \u0219i s-a \u00eentors, c\u0103 ce pizda ei. Timp in care eu am stat ca fraierul romulan \u0219i am a\u0219teptat c\u0103 ce pula mea s\u0103 faci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u021aar\u0103 civilizat\u0103, v\u0103 zic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A\u0219 zice c\u0103 cu cel mai scump program nici nu prea spal\u0103 bine pragurile, in Rom\u00e2nia cump\u0103r de la OMV cu presp\u0103lare manual\u0103, dar pula mea, poate conteaz\u0103 \u0219i 4 ani de jeg , nu o s\u0103 fac acuma figuri . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Acuma ar mai trebui s\u0103 o mai \u021bin 2-3 ani, c\u0103 am investit bani in ea. 10 lire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A\u0219a am citit eu undeva, c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u021bii ma\u0219ina 4 ani trebuie s\u0103 o speli \u0219i pe ea o dat\u0103. De c\u00e2nd am cumparat-o am…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24026,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[104,60],"tags":[5242],"class_list":["post-24027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-rabla","category-servicii-impecabile","tag-spalat-masina-uk"],"views":1019,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/spala-ma-periculos.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-6fx","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24027\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}