{"id":24264,"date":"2023-03-29T19:32:27","date_gmt":"2023-03-29T18:32:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=24264"},"modified":"2023-03-30T11:02:49","modified_gmt":"2023-03-30T10:02:49","slug":"lonel-m-am-saturat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=24264","title":{"rendered":"Lonel. M-am s\u0103turat"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u0218i \u0103\u0219tia sunt la fel de analfabo\u0219i ca \u0219i rom\u00e2nii. De \u0103\u0219tia din UK zic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unul din numele mele \u00eencepe cu “I” , o s\u0103 spunem c\u0103 m\u0103 cheam\u0103 Ionel, de amuzament.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Absolut orice autoritate , dup\u0103 ce m\u0103 semnez, nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 digital sau de m\u00e2n\u0103 ( c\u0103 poate zici c\u0103 scriu eu ur\u00e2t \u0219i la calculator ), dac\u0103 transcrie numele altundeva \u0219i nu \u00eel ia cu copy-paste, m\u0103 boteaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 gre\u0219eal\u0103 “Lonel”. M\u0103 rog, nu f\u0103r\u0103 gre\u0219eal\u0103, c\u0103 uneori mai scriu \u0219i Catalnx \u00een loc de Catalinx, sau alte varia\u021biuni. Se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar aia cu transformatul lui “I” \u00een “l” -> “L” e 100%. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am \u00eencercat s\u0103 dau vina pe fonturile de tipar \u0219i pe scrisul meu de m\u00e2n\u0103 . Unde m\u0103 semnez de m\u00e2n\u0103 eu pun punctul pe “i” , nu las a\u0219a la voia \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rii. La calculator , in formulare digitale, am alt\u0103 schem\u0103, \u00eemi scriu numele cu “i” mic. C\u0103 are punct. Da, cam analfabet din partea mea, dar zic s\u0103 \u00eei ajut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu exist\u0103, nu \u0219tiu ce pula mea fac , dar treaba asta nu a adus rezultate mai bune de 20% succes a\u0219a. Dec\u00e2t nimic merge, dar mi se pare retardare total\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 sunt la telefon \u0219i \u00eemi spun numele pe litere , cu alfabetul NATO, nu a\u0219a ” <I> from India, “O” from Omega”, tot “Lonel” iese cumva la sf\u00e2r\u0219it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd am cump\u0103rat ma\u0219ina asta , discutam cum dealerul \u0219i mi-a f\u0103cut \u0103la chitan\u021ba de avans tot a\u0219a , pe Lonel. I-am atras aten\u021bia c\u0103 “boss, te rog lo, corecteaz\u0103, b\u0103ga-ne-am pula \u00een ea de dislexie, c\u0103 nici eu nu sunt vreun sf\u00e2nt, c\u0103 nu e de chitan\u021b\u0103, dar o s\u0103 te ui\u021bi pe ea \u0219i o s\u0103 scrii \u0219i pe acte tot a\u0219a \u0219i o s\u0103 \u00eemi vin\u0103 iar V5-UL pe nume incorect \u0219i mai pierd dou\u0103 luni p\u00e2n\u0103 vine scris cum trebuie”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 tot a\u0219a am p\u0103\u021bit \u0219i la \u0103ia trecut\u0103 \u0219i la orice, a\u0219 putea s\u0103 \u00eemi schimb in pula mea numele, dar sun\u0103 bizar \u00een mintea mea. \u00cen a \u0103stora sun\u0103 cum trebuie b\u0103nuiesc, c\u0103 \u0219i-a\u0219a c\u00e2nd mi-l rostesc scris corect, am impresia c\u0103 ei caut\u0103 pe altcineva . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Da, da, corectez, sigur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A corectat de a rupt . A venit certificatul pizdii cu Lonel, \u00eel trimit \u00eenapoi pe ruta \u0219tiut\u0103 scriem \u0219i print\u0103m la h\u00e2rtii de-a pula. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu mai pot. Nu e c\u0103 m\u0103 enervez . E c\u0103 mi s-a luat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 \u0219tie careva vreo solu\u021bie, sunt deschis la idei. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u0218i \u0103\u0219tia sunt la fel de analfabo\u0219i ca \u0219i rom\u00e2nii. De \u0103\u0219tia din UK zic. Unul din numele mele \u00eencepe cu “I” , o s\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24270,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1207],"tags":[5278],"class_list":["post-24264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cucultura","tag-nume-romanesti-in-anglia"],"views":927,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/magar-pe-pajiste-midjourney.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-6jm","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24264"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24272,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24264\/revisions\/24272"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/24270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}