{"id":25131,"date":"2023-07-22T06:21:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-22T05:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25131"},"modified":"2023-07-12T13:23:09","modified_gmt":"2023-07-12T12:23:09","slug":"nu-mai-vreau-sa-ma-uit-la-nimic-operatiunea-monstrul-din-loch-ness-5-1-acoperis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25131","title":{"rendered":"Nu mai vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la nimic ( Opera\u021biunea Monstrul din Loch Ness: 5.1 – Acoperi\u0219 )"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nu \u0219tiu cine \u0219i de ce las\u0103 constructorii s\u0103 plece \u00een via\u021b\u0103 de la locul faptei<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

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La un moment dat am cerut ni\u0219te oferte de izola\u021bie exterioar\u0103 la cas\u0103. So\u021bia c\u0103 dac\u0103 facem aia e musai s\u0103 schimbam strea\u0219ina la cas\u0103, \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i spate c\u0103 e putred\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219tiu ce…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen principiu, a\u0219a e, ca ea, dar eu nu voiam, c\u0103 \u0219tiu eu de ce nu voiam \u0219i plm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar \u00eentr-o zi a venit b\u0103iatul \u0103sta \u0219i mi-a adus o carte de vizit\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 sunt interesat c\u0103 el face lucr\u0103ri la acoperi\u0219 \u0219i…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i ia stai, b\u0103, a\u0219a , unde pleci – vezi strea\u0219ina aia? Vreau alta noua.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u00e2nd?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ieri, c\u0103 m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie so\u021bia de vreo 2 ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– C\u0103 vin \u0219i m\u0103 uit, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 o facem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aveam eu gr\u0103tar pogramat \u0219i am zis s\u0103 am\u00e2n\u0103m o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, c\u0103 poate nu mai vine, dar a venit \u0219i au f\u0103cut-o vineri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au lucrat a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a, au pus de fapt o \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103 de PVC, care nu-i chiar o idee rea. Nu, nu a r\u0103mas a\u0219a verde. Doar subliniez despre ce vorbesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

800 de lire am\u00e2ndou\u0103. Mersterul care mi-a f\u0103cut biroul mi-a dat oferta de termopane \u0219i \u021beap\u0103 de sc\u0103ri \u00eemi cerea 2000 pentru f\u00e2\u0219ia aia doar din fa\u021b\u0103, mor\u021bii lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dup\u0103 care, mai s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare a plouat \u0219i la prima ploaie mi se scurgea ap\u0103 pe la \u00eencheietura geamului pe sub strea\u0219ina pus\u0103 de ei. I-am chemat s\u0103 se uite \u0219i era o \u021bigl\u0103 cobor\u00e2t\u0103 vreo 20 de centimetri. A\u0219 fi zis c\u0103 a uitat-o el, dar se scurgea \u0219i picura ap\u0103 pe acolo demult, c\u0103 de aia \u0219i nevoia. Oricum, poate trebuia s-o vad\u0103 \u0219i s-o a\u0219eze la loc, poate nu a vrut inten\u021bionat. Poate a vrut s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 de lucru. Poate multe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i-a f\u0103cut, c\u0103 a luat \u021bigla de tot \u0219i \u201durc\u0103-te pe scar\u0103, s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ar\u0103t ceva\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aaaoleu, nu! Pune aia la loc mai repede. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ai r\u0103u de \u00een\u0103l\u021bime? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Azi, da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M-am urcat cu team\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 \u021bineam cu ambele m\u00e2ini de buzunare, dar degeaba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 eu aveam planul c\u0103 pun plasticul \u0103la \u0219i pe urm\u0103 m\u0103 apuc de damblaua mea cu izolat exterior, nu de acoperi\u0219.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar uit\u0103-te \u0219i tu c\u0103 nu ai membran\u0103 anticondens \u0219i s-au stricat la\u021bii de lemn \u0219i…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lacrimi \u0219i suspine….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i ce vre\u021bi, m\u0103, acuma?! Pune \u021bigla aia la loc \u0219i las\u0103-m\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u0103 nu c\u0103, dac\u0103 vrei izola\u021bie exterioar\u0103 mai \u00eent\u00e2i trebuie s\u0103 facem acoperi\u0219ul ca lumea. C\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Parc\u0103 aveam conversa\u021bia asta cu mine dintr-un univers paralel, o conversa\u021bie care oricum nu mai trebuia avut\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219tiam deja unde m\u0103 duc, dar cum urma s\u0103 fie pe banii mei, \u0103sta din universul \u0103sta, sunt pe pilot automat \u201dnu, nu \u0219i iar nu\u201d, c\u0103 poate a\u0219 fi putut s\u0103 scot c\u0103ma\u0219a pe undeva. Prin cur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Am b\u0103gat m\u00e2na \u00een flocii de vat\u0103 \u0219i am v\u0103zut ( \u0219tiam deja ) c\u0103 e deja izolat\u0103. Am confirmat apoi asta urc\u00e2nd-m\u0103 \u00een pod. Dar izola\u021bia, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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vreo 10-15cm de vat\u0103 mineral\u0103 r\u0103sfirat\u0103 \u0219i \u00eennegrit\u0103, de la lips\u0103 membran\u0103 \u0219i de la vreme \u0219i de la multe. Aaai de pulicica mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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– C\u0103 \u0219tii, c\u0103 nu e numai asta. Vezi tu \u021bigla asta? Sterreberg Courtrai<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– V\u0103d, fir-ar mama ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Era produs\u0103 \u00een Belgia, d\u0103<\/em> calitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Era, acu 100 de ani, c\u0103 nu se mai produce. Aia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar noi suntem doi me\u0219teri mari, calfe \u0219i zidari (\u021bigani l\u0103utari) \u0219i lucr\u0103m calitate \u0219i nu spargem nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Olanele sunt cimentate pe \u021bigl\u0103 \u0219i e de a\u0219teptat c\u0103 se mai sparg, una dou\u0103. C\u0103 las\u0103 c\u0103 g\u0103sesc ei la reclaimed \u0219i plm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C\u0103 o s\u0103 \u00eemi pun\u0103 ei din nou la\u021bi noi \u0219i trateaz\u0103 lemnul cu nu \u0219tiu ce \u0219i \u00eemi pun \u0219i membran\u0103 \u0219i… ( bine in\u021beles c\u0103 nu au tratat grinzile cu nimic, i-am \u00eentrebat pe urm\u0103 \u0219i d\u0103deau din col\u021b \u00een col\u021b, c\u0103 ei au spray-at \u0219i pula mea – unde m\u0103? minciuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103, b\u0103ie\u021bi, \u0219i dac\u0103 face\u021bi asta face\u021bi \u0219i izola\u021bia, CA LUMEA?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oarecum ca lumea ( de prin UK ) au f\u0103cut-o, cu PIR nu vat\u0103. Oarecum, c\u0103 trebuia lipit cu band\u0103 \u0219i pula mea, o s\u0103 il lipesc eu pe interior, dar nu e tot aia FMM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ieftin , 2600 de lire, triunghiule\u021bul \u0103sta, dac\u0103 nu erau olanele…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 n-avem cum s\u0103 scoatem olanele c\u0103 se crap\u0103 \u0219i nu le putem pune a\u0219a la loc c\u0103 poate \u00ee\u021bi pic\u0103 \u00een cap, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 le \u00eenlocuim , lu\u0103m noi unele noi ieftine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103, nu ieftine , de calitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au luat de calitate da, din \u0103lea din ciment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De ce n-a\u021bi luat, m\u0103 , b\u0103ie\u021bi de lut ( costa o lir\u0103, dou\u0103 \u00een plus \u0219i oricum tot eu le pl\u0103team). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Vrei s\u0103 mergem s\u0103 le schimb\u0103m? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mai vreau o pul\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Domnu-i asculta<\/em>
Si pe ginduri sta,<\/em>
Apoi poruncea<\/em>
Schelele sa strice,<\/em>
Scari sa le ridice,<\/em>
Iar pe cei zidari,<\/em>
Zece mesteri mari,<\/em>
Sa mi-i paraseasca,<\/em>
Ca sa putrezeasca<\/em>
Colo pe grindis,<\/em>
Sus pe coperis<\/em>.<\/pre>\n\n\n\n
At\u00e2ta c\u0103 fac g\u0103l\u0103gie cu radioul \u0219i m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 \u00een \u0219edin\u021be dac\u0103 \u00eei las acolo, a\u0219a c\u0103 i-am l\u0103sat s\u0103 coboare \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi ia banii …<\/p>\n\n\n\n
De aia zic. Nu mai, gata. Nu mai vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d nimic. Dac\u0103 se d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103, duc\u0103-se. Dar nu se d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 nimic, at\u00e2ta c\u0103 ridic o pietricic\u0103 de undeva \u0219i sub ea se casc\u0103 Mordorul banilor mei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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