{"id":25288,"date":"2023-08-12T01:59:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-12T00:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25288"},"modified":"2023-08-10T10:00:04","modified_gmt":"2023-08-10T09:00:04","slug":"buna-ziua-doamna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25288","title":{"rendered":"\u201dBun\u0103 ziua, doamn\u0103!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Deun\u0103zi mi-a atras aten\u021bia so\u021bia c\u0103 am p\u0103rul prea lung,  \u00eencep s\u0103 ar\u0103t ca un pedofil ( \u0219i asta e ceva r\u0103u, sau ce?!) , e cazul s\u0103-l mai scurtez, c\u0103 de tuns m\u0103 tund relativ des, la o lun\u0103 sau dou\u0103, dar c\u00e2t \u0219i cum m\u0103 tund e o alt\u0103 discu\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De data asta, fiind \u00een Rom\u00e2nia m-am dus la frizeria din centrul ora\u0219ului, una din aia comunist\u0103, unde lucreaz\u0103 ni\u0219te doamne care nu cred c\u0103 mai au mul\u021bi ani p\u00e2n\u0103 la pensie \u0219i care m\u0103 tund mai bine dec\u00e2t \u0103ia din UK.  \u0218i deschid la 8:00 diminea\u021ba fix, care eu \u00eencep munca la 10:00, \u00een teorie, numai bine s\u0103 am timp de detoate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I-am zis doamnei care era liber\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 a\u0219tepta, ca de obicei, s\u0103 \u00eemi ia doar v\u00e2rfurile, perciunii \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 aranjeze. A luat, un pic mai mult dec\u00e2t am zis eu, dar zici c\u0103 era \u00een g\u00e2ndul so\u021biei c\u0103 p\u0103rea c\u0103 nu e de-ajuns, din privirea dumneaei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ia zi,  mam\u0103, e de ajuns a\u0219a? Sau s\u0103 mai iau un pic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E amuzant c\u0103 toate babele din UK \u00eemi zic \u201dlove\u201d &#8211; frizeri\u021bele trecute de prima v\u00e2rst\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia, toate m-au apelat \u0219i m\u0103 apeleaz\u0103 cu \u201dmam\u0103\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Treab\u0103 de preferin\u021be, la fel ca freza. Prefer, \u201dmam\u0103\u201d \u0219i m\u0103 uit oft\u00e2nd \u0219i-i zic s\u0103 mai ia un pic, nu mult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i ia, \u0219i ia, p\u00e2n\u0103-i zic s\u0103 se opreasc\u0103, c\u0103 deja m\u0103 v\u0103d ca \u0219i chel; \u00eentind de breton \u00een jos \u0219i ajunge  p\u00e2n\u0103 la jum[tatea nasului doar. Cam scurt, dar merge. C\u0103 e var\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 mai \u00eencurc cu ni\u0219te altele \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentorc acas\u0103 mai pe vitez\u0103 , la circa 100 de metri de cas\u0103 o alt\u0103 doamn\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, cu o saco\u0219\u0103 mare \u00eemi face semn cu m\u00e2na s-o duc \u0219i pe ea \u00eenainte. \u00cenainte unde, c\u0103 e doar spitalul pe drumul \u0103la \u0219i nu \u0219tiam dac\u0103 e apar\u021bin\u0103tor sau bolnav &#8211; e Spital de Psihiatrie zic, nu e cea mai \u00een\u021beleapt\u0103 ocazie s\u0103 iei la ocazie pasageri necunoscu\u021bi care merg acolo &#8211; \u00eei fac semn c\u0103 merg \u201daici\u201d, cum se face, \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 termin de f\u0103cut semnul , m\u0103 opresc efectiv, c\u0103 am ajuns la p\u0103rin\u021bi la poart\u0103 \u0219i am de desc\u0103rcat repede \u00een congelator ni\u0219te \u00eenghe\u021bate, dup\u0103 care o zbughesc la munc\u0103 , c\u0103 am \u00eent\u00e2rziat un pic \u0219i sper s\u0103 nu trec IAR prin por\u021bi, c\u0103 nu st\u0103 tata numai s\u0103 le \u00eendrepte \u0219i s\u0103 le sudeze dup\u0103 mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i cum m\u0103 gr\u0103besc o aud pe tanti , \u00eenfiin\u021bat\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bun\u0103 ziua, doamn\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu \u0219tiu cu cine vorbe\u0219te, tr\u00e2ntesc u\u0219a din spate, unde era punga \u0219i dau s\u0103 fug c\u00e2nd:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Doamn\u0103-doamn\u0103, v\u0103 rog eu&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentorc curios, c\u0103 pare c\u0103 vorbe\u0219te c\u0103tre mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aaa, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi,  credeam c\u0103 sunte\u021bi femeie. Trebuie s\u0103 ajung \u0219i eu la spital \u0219i nu \u0219tiu unde e? M\u0103 duce\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo, c\u0103 v\u0103 dau 5 lei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-P\u0103i sunt 2 minute p\u00e2na acolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Poate cu ma\u0219ina&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 uit la ea \u0219i la paporni\u021ba imens\u0103, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 poate nu e nebun\u0103 \u0219i, b\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 una alta, mi-a zis \u201ddoamn\u0103\u201d, deci \u0219i frizeri\u021ba merit\u0103 bac\u0219i\u0219ul c\u0103 nu m-a tuns a\u0219a de scurt c\u00e2t \u00eemi imaginez eu.  Dac-a\u0219a, hai s\u0103-i fac \u0219i ei ziua mai bun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Urca\u021bi, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 las ceva \u00een congelator urgent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe un ton de zici c\u0103 era o inim\u0103 pentru transplant, sau un creier, c\u0103 pare c\u0103 ne lipse\u0219te la am\u00e2ndoi, c\u0103 doamna se urc\u0103, dup\u0103 ce mut\u0103 un pic mai \u00eencolo un pepene, care trebuia \u0219i acela desc\u0103rcat, dar nu a\u0219a urgent, \u00een ma\u0219ina l\u0103sat\u0103 de mine, responsabil, cu cheia \u00een contact \u0219i motorul pornit, c\u0103 era deja cald , cu cod ro\u0219u de canicul\u0103 \u00een vigoare, zic s\u0103 nu moar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bucuros nevoie mare de compliment, fac un serviciu public, acestei urbe care beneficiaz\u0103 de transport \u00een comun\u0103, c\u00e2t \u0219i jude\u021bean, dar nu chiar p\u00e2n\u0103 la poarta spitalului, 500 de metri fiind o distan\u021b\u0103 rezonabil\u0103 de mers pe jos, la \u021bar\u0103, \u00een general. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Copilul cel mai mic, care  mereu e cel mai critic ochi la adresa frezei mele, m\u0103 vede, se opre\u0219te \u0219i exclam\u0103 cu suferin\u021b\u0103: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Tati, iar \u021bi-ai t\u0103iat p\u0103rul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, \u00ee\u021bi place? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, tati, nu \u00ee\u021bi st\u0103 bine cu p\u0103rul scurt. E\u0219ti ur\u00e2t!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>( aideplm&#8230;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Vorbe\u0219te cu m\u0103-ta, c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 \u00eempac pe toat\u0103 lumea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deun\u0103zi mi-a atras aten\u021bia so\u021bia c\u0103 am p\u0103rul prea lung, \u00eencep s\u0103 ar\u0103t ca un pedofil ( \u0219i asta e ceva r\u0103u, sau ce?!) ,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":25289,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,500],"tags":[5474,2776,5475,5476],"class_list":["post-25288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-self","tag-freza","tag-frizerie","tag-par-lung","tag-tuns-in-romania"],"views":754,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/femeie-par-cret-spate.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-6zS","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25288"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25290,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25288\/revisions\/25290"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/25289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}