{"id":25696,"date":"2023-09-14T06:09:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-14T05:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25696"},"modified":"2023-09-14T07:35:27","modified_gmt":"2023-09-14T06:35:27","slug":"trust-me-i-am-an-engineer-aha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=25696","title":{"rendered":"Trust me, I am an engineer &#8211; aha"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Noroc c\u0103 suntem familia Ing. Catalinx ( a\u0219a scrie pe u\u0219a de la intrare) , c\u0103 pe mine nu te po\u021bi baza mereu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aveam de ridicat de undeva undeva la peste 100 de \u021bigle de lut,  materialul preistoric cu care \u00eenc\u0103 se acoper\u0103 casele \u00een UK. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O \u021bigla Courtrai c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219te  <a href=\"https:\/\/shop.thereclaimedcompany.co.uk\/home\/product\/sterreberg-courtrai-style\/\">2.9 kilograme. <\/a>100 , corespunz\u0103tor, 290 , c\u00e2te zicea nenea vanzatorul c\u0103 care, cam c\u00e2t trei gra\u0219i 377 kile, minus ceva de la ni\u0219te colturi lips\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not great, not terrible. Cu o mic\u0103 problem\u0103, gen cum \u0219i unde le pun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen rabla mea, cum unde. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So\u021bia c\u0103 cum le a\u0219ez\u0103m; simplu, rabat\u0103m bancheta \u0219i \u00eencap acolo sute \u0219i sute de \u021bigle. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 ar fi de h\u00e2rtie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 ma\u0219ina mea, <a href=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/p_20230513_134508629807885044496280-1440x1920.jpg\">de\u0219i \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103toare<\/a>,  totu\u0219i nu e o camionet\u0103 de \u021b\u0103rani, cum visez eu s\u0103 am \u00eentr-o alt\u0103 via\u021b\u0103 probabil, nici nu e un suv, ca \u0103la din Rom\u00e2nia, cu care am c\u0103rat \u00eentr-o singur\u0103 tur\u0103 toate   <a href=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/230-de-caramizi-in-masina1173915574430847603.jpg\">c\u0103r\u0103mizile <\/a>\u0219i restul materialelor de mi-am construit <a href=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=18204\">gr\u0103tarul<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aici e diferen\u021ba dintre SUV \u0219i MPV , monovolum &#8211; la suspensii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Monovolumul e f\u0103cut s\u0103 cari oameni \u0219i cutii cu bagaje din \u0103lea cu care te mu\u021bi, pe SUV, \u00een func\u021bie de SUV , c\u0103 nu pe toate, po\u021bi s\u0103 pui \u0219i mai multe chestii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u0103 uitam amuzat la ce zice nenea \u0103sta american pe accent american, din cel mai p\u0103l\u0103rios. Despre cum e mult mai bun un MPV. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"758\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/T8OP8BLXy6k?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sigur, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eencepi s\u0103 pui pe el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu toate minivanurile ( MPV-urile) sunt f\u0103cute egal, iar Citroen din perspectiva asta e destul de inegal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar asta nu  e tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tot ar fi c\u0103 so\u021bia a auzit so\u021bia mea \u0219i ea a avut o idee \u00een altfel. S\u0103 nu rabat\u0103m scaunele, s\u0103 punem \u021biglele \u00een portbagaj, \u0219i ce r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103 le punem , \u00een fa\u021ba scunelor din spate , \u00een spa\u021biu pentru picioarele pasegerilor, c\u0103 e c\u0103c\u0103l\u0103u, iar podeaua e dreapt\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cu dreptul meu de veto am zis: NU, C\u0102 NU \u00ceNCAP. \u0218I TREBUIE S\u0102 FIE DISTRIBUITE UNIFORM!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sursa: <em>Trust me, I am an engineer. <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1920\" data-attachment-id=\"25731\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=25731#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-scaled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1920,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-360x480.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-1440x1920.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-1440x1920.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-1440x1920.jpg 1440w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-360x480.jpg 360w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/p_20230906_1926085629423991356538642-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1440px) 100vw, 1440px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Drept care am f\u0103cut ca mine, le-am \u00eenc\u0103rcat cum am zis, dup\u0103 care am oprit \u00een cea mai apropiat\u0103 parcare \u0219i le-am re\u00eenc\u0103rcat cum a zis dumneaei, c\u0103 a\u0219a e \u00een via\u021b\u0103, sunt ingineri \u0219i ingineri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u0103 problema era c\u0103 aveam impresia c\u0103 fie or s\u0103 bubuie cauciurile din spate fie crap\u0103 suspensiile \u0219i zboar\u0103 piesele ca arcul din ceasul mecanic dup\u0103 ce-l sco\u021bi de la locul lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ma\u0219ina efectiv juca pe ro\u021bile din spate la orice varia\u021bie , c\u0103 vorbim de accelera\u021bie\/ fr\u00e2n\u0103, sau schimbare de direc\u021bie. Slab, foarte slab, Citroen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> A\u0219ez\u00e2ndu-le cum a zis so\u021bia, am mutat ni\u0219te greutate mai \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i mai jos &#8211; mai jos fiind elementul cheie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tot \u00eencet am mers, \u00een spatele camioanelor, dar ori\u0219ic\u00e2t nu mai aveam senza\u021bia de problematic\/ periculos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acestea fiind spuse, e pe undeva \u0219i problema mea, nu numai cum am v\u0103zut eu a\u0219ezarea \u00een spa\u021biu,<a href=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=24594\"> ci de alegeri. <\/a> Am cump\u0103rat cauciucuri XL pe fa\u021b\u0103, dar pe spate sunt gumele vechi care erau pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i care sunt, meh, cam vechi \u0219i uzate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E important c\u0103 mi-am c\u0103rat \u021biglele dar \u0219i c\u0103 \u00een unele zile n-am dreptate deloc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1920\" height=\"1440\" data-attachment-id=\"25730\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=25730#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-scaled.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"2560,1920\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;ASUS_I002D&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1694279962&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;5.58&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;44&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.01&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"P_20230909_171922.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-480x360.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-1920x1440.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-1920x1440.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-1920x1440.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-480x360.jpg 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/P_20230909_171922-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1920px) 100vw, 1920px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noroc c\u0103 suntem familia Ing. Catalinx ( a\u0219a scrie pe u\u0219a de la intrare) , c\u0103 pe mine nu te po\u021bi baza mereu. 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